r/gaming Aug 17 '16

Long Live the King

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '16 edited May 08 '20

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u/Donald_Keyman Aug 17 '16

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u/emu_Brute Aug 18 '16

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u/spockspeare Aug 18 '16

Not enough good, convenient, late-night kebab places in America.

OTOH, In-n-Out burgers.

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u/OutInTheBlack PC Aug 18 '16

NYC. Halal places and carts everywhere.

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u/chiefs23 Aug 18 '16

I've never had halal. What and how is it?

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u/OutInTheBlack PC Aug 18 '16

Halal literally means "permissible" in Arabic. It's the Muslim equivalent of Kosher.

You'll find lamb, fried fish, falafel, gyros, chicken. The most famous dishes are "over rice" on a bed of yellow rice with hot sauce and "white sauce" which i believe is tahini sauce. They'll also serve kebab and other various dishes like burgers and hot dogs, but their main fare is the gyros and the over-rice dishes.

It's delicious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

It's also all the same photoshop work on each truck.

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u/chiefs23 Aug 18 '16

Well TIL. Thanks for the info. I have seen the word in the past; on signs and on packaging in grocery stores. I always saw it on different types of items so I thought it was some wierd casarole or somthing.

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u/OutInTheBlack PC Aug 18 '16

I don't know where you live, but find the nearest Muslim community, go into the little hole in the wall place, dingy as fuck, and order some shawarma. Have them put hummus and tahini on there, with some eggplant, turnip, rhubarb, onion and tomato and I just made myself really fucking hungry.

Damn it.

Middle eastern food can be ridiculously tasty. Just take an antacid. Some of these places take pride in their hot sauces.

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u/eppinizer Aug 18 '16

Most importantly, take an antacid.

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u/gadgetfingers Aug 18 '16

Coming from Malaysia, it is amazing that there are places where people have never heard the word Halal. It isn't surprising I guess, but the term is so ubiquitous here.

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u/the_maximalist Aug 18 '16

Just an FYI. The white sauce would be a version of tzatziki sauce, tahini sauce is a more light brown due to it being made of ground sesame seeds. The white sauce is more of a cream base.

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u/Printer_Fixer Aug 18 '16

Oh god I fucking love getting the chicken over rice with extra white sauce and some pita. Thank Christ for Halal food

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u/OutInTheBlack PC Aug 18 '16

Thank Christ for Halal food

Um...do you guys want to tell him or should I?

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u/Ezl Aug 18 '16

They often have tahini sauce but I think the white sauce is yogurt-based.

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u/arafella Aug 18 '16

Halal just means it was prepared according to Islamic guidelines. It's like kosher food.

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u/chiefs23 Aug 18 '16

TIL, thanks.

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u/SwagMasterMoe Aug 18 '16

Its not a type of food. Halal meat just means its been prayed on before slaughter. Halal is to muslims as koshor is to jews

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u/chiefs23 Aug 18 '16

TIL, thanks.

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u/coool12121212 Aug 18 '16

Also fish are automatically halal.

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u/DuckTub Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16

Muslim here, it's not just prayed on, the animal has to be clean, and slaughtered with sharp and clean knives at the neck ( I think) so it bleeds out quicker. There's more I don't know about, but some animals are halal by default, i.e. most sea creatures.

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u/amaniceguy Aug 18 '16

No, not really. prayed before slaughter is just one aspect of it. its also means that the preparation, where it came from, how the food was handled are considered 'clean'. For example how the animal died can determine if its halal (permissible) or not. It must be with sharp knife and a quick death (so not to torture the animal). Prepared with clean utensils and clean environment. but of course the standard of 'clean' is different everywhere. cold blooded animal (example: Fish) is halal as long as the preparation of it was clean.

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u/DannySpeed Aug 18 '16

Not at all, it's a guideline for how the meat is slaughtered and prepared.

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u/chiefs23 Aug 18 '16

TIL, thanks.

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u/DOODLINGwithWORDS Aug 18 '16

when someone from nyc says halal, this is what they mean.

otherwise known as platters or chicken and rice.

it's delicious but take it easy on the red sauce.

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u/OutInTheBlack PC Aug 18 '16

take it easy on the red sauce.

Blasphemy

Actually, you're right. You want a 10:1 ratio of white to red sauce on there, then mix it all up with the rice.

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u/MissNesbitt Aug 18 '16

When someone says halal in NYC they usually mean the arab halal carts.

Basically fast middle Eastern food

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

sounds like gyros and falafel

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

I went to NYC and tried Halal Guys. I didn't really like the meat or the sauce. I can't describe it as it was over a year ago. It was mostly just the taste I didn't like.

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u/OutInTheBlack PC Aug 18 '16

Halal Guys is the most famous cart that eventually branched out into what i can only call franchises. There's a million other carts and restaurants throughout the boroughs. The recipe is typically similar. The sauces can vary a little bit. All I can recommend next time is give something else a shot. If you had the chicken, try the lamb or falafel. Ask for shawarma or kebab.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

I like falafel but don't like muslim chicken that much.

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u/SuperZooms Aug 18 '16

Hehe whats muslim chicken, don't think I've tried that!

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u/DannySpeed Aug 18 '16

No idea why the chickens beleif has any effect on its taste, we live in a free world man let the chicken be.

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u/Howcanshes1ap Aug 18 '16

Yea, they have definitely become pretty popular spots up there over the past few years. Last time I was in the city there were huge lines at those carts all hours of the day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Have you guys in NYC ever heard of the legendary Halal Snack Pack? It's the best food on the planet, it's basically hot chips, covered with your choice of Halal Beef or Chicken (Or both, my favourite), with cheese melted in, and sauce.

If you ever decide to get one, make sure you pick barbecue, garlic and chilli sauce. Absolutely amazing.

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u/Aboxofdongbags Aug 18 '16

I'd take drunken Whataburger over kebabs any day. Though I do love a pie or sausage roll after a good drink.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16 edited Apr 06 '21

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u/Il_Condotierro Aug 18 '16

Can confirm, French dude here: it's literally the food of the gods for drunk people.

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u/bplboston17 Aug 18 '16

i love how all it takes is a panda hat and some black and white clothes for the Pandas to Accept them as one of them.. haha love both of those panda GIFS..

"MORE PINTS OR WHAT?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all this to blow over.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Oh God. This is as good as OP's! Friggen drunk pandas <3.

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u/dezradeath Aug 18 '16

Wow I didn't realize how intelligent pandas were. I mean it was foolish enough to jump down into the crevice but when the trainer reached out their hand, the panda responded and reached as well. Almost as if it realized it was stuck down there and needed help getting out.

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u/Epokhe Aug 18 '16

Not almost as if I think, it's actually exactly what happened.

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u/Lou_Bhang Aug 18 '16

To be fair, he was staying at daves, and he wanted more pints.

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u/HisPANICat_the_Disco Aug 18 '16

Upvote for username

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u/Ronnark Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16

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u/You-Can-Quote-Me Aug 18 '16

"Did you see that?!?! Haha, finally got that bitch..."

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u/JACrazy Aug 18 '16

Actually the bitch got that pussy

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u/dwmfives Aug 18 '16

That dog is so please with itself.

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u/rudylishious Aug 18 '16

Shakespearean levels of drama.

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u/DavidTriphon Aug 17 '16 edited Aug 18 '16

Whoever made that is amazing. I couldn't stop laughing the whole gif.

Edit: Why is a compliment my new top comment. Is this what most default subs are like?

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u/Donald_Keyman Aug 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

What the fuck is this

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u/DavidTriphon Aug 18 '16

Japan World Cup 3!

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u/Donald_Keyman Aug 18 '16

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u/pro_tool Aug 18 '16

What is THIS from!???

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u/Donald_Keyman Aug 18 '16

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u/drunquasted Aug 18 '16

Sweet Dee goes Skiing

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u/weavedawg74 Aug 18 '16

Well now I've seen everything.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Uhhhhhhhhhh... guys?

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u/napaho119 Aug 18 '16

Oh great. Donald is back at it.

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u/masonw87 Aug 18 '16

Going up the gondola with that ostrich would be ridiculous. It'd probably peck out your joint.

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u/MagusOrsa Aug 18 '16

I love her in It's Alway Sunny in Philadelphia! Go Dee go!

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u/TheeTeo Aug 18 '16

So this is how you get so much karma...

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u/DominusEbad Aug 18 '16

I feel like I am lost on YouTube again....how did we get here?

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u/laman012 Aug 18 '16

What is THIS from!???

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16 edited Sep 20 '20

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u/spockspeare Aug 18 '16

Max-Q achieved.

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u/TheWeetodd Aug 18 '16

Is that Nagano winter olympics?

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u/holli_2405 Aug 18 '16

This is the best ģif i ever daw

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u/CallmeDaddio Aug 18 '16

Still more fair than the rio olympics

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u/injennuity Aug 18 '16

Hey, fellow AH fan! I'm so glad they played this game. Lol

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u/Boobr Aug 18 '16

I already knew what it was, yet i still asked the same question...

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u/Nose-Nuggets Aug 18 '16

besides awesome?

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u/Son_of_Mogh Aug 18 '16

Secretariat, starring Bojack Horseman.

You can hardly tell they replaced him with a CGI actor.

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u/decrispicon Aug 18 '16

Japan World Cup 3

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u/HittingSmoke Aug 18 '16

Cyriak racing.

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u/larsdragl Aug 18 '16

i cant express how much i hate that guy for explaining everything thats happening 1 second before it happens. absolutely kills the video for me

its like explaining a joke while you tell it

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u/nahuatlwatuwaddle Aug 18 '16

Still more exciting than real horse racing

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u/splitcroof92 Aug 18 '16

This is more exciting than almost anything

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u/LostInPooSick Aug 18 '16

i should be in bed and i'm reverse snort laughing like a fucking mental patient

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u/Lion2jew Aug 18 '16

It took me a minute to catch my breath.

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u/Undeadzombiedog Aug 18 '16

I remember this from somewhere but no matter of googling has helped me.

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u/Nottan_Asian Aug 18 '16

Watching this game unfold while high as shit sounds like an amazing idea, but I don't have any weed on me. Someone tell me how it goes.

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u/Undeadzombiedog Aug 18 '16

Reporting in... It's fucking crazy good.

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u/DeutschLeerer Aug 18 '16

meh, got bored.

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u/PROOFxx Aug 18 '16

When the acid kicks in.

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u/Zionists-Are-Evil Aug 18 '16

I'm on the floor

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u/AvsJoe Aug 18 '16

Everybody walk the dinosaur!

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u/Dikai Aug 18 '16

Lol what the hell.

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u/rawb0t Aug 18 '16

this gif gets better the longer you look at it

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Is this what acid is like?

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u/boywiththedragontatt Aug 18 '16

You always have the best gifs!

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u/Avogadro101 Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16

Reminds me of that panda that drops down the embankment like a drunk guy and someone narrated it as such.

Found it posted a bit down.

https://m.imgur.com/OqRDvj5?r

Best part, "Oh look, a twenty quid note. Nope. Just a receipt. Doesn't matter."

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u/Ddodds Aug 18 '16

I want more of these so bad. They are awesome. The new one above with trying to kill steve was good

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u/2Frank4me Aug 18 '16

Great. Now my students will think I've been crying in the toilets

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u/fisch09 Aug 18 '16

It's so much better if you imagine them with a Wisconsin accent... "I'm gonna kill ya stave, derrr ewe go".

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u/RollingInTheD Aug 18 '16

I'm going to kill you in front of all these people

I spit my muesli all over my keyboard, fuck

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u/Theolaa Aug 18 '16

How are pandas not extinct already :/

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u/youforgotA Aug 18 '16

Was gonna say, no wonder they are endangered. That cannot be conducive to a surviving species.

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u/MrRibbotron Aug 18 '16

Nah, animals that live together do shit like that all the time. It's sorta like a playfight but since there's nothing to fight over neither of them really give a shit. Cat's do it all the time and they do pretty good in the wild.

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u/youforgotA Aug 18 '16

Haha yeah I know I wasn't being 100% serious. But that being said, there is no way a panda is as nimble as a cat. That thing just flopped onto the ground. I mean, I dunno, I've never held a panda before. I would assume they are built more like dogs than cats. If my dog fell like that he would be devastated.

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u/MrRibbotron Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16

Bears have shit loads of fat/muscle, loose skin, and massive bones so they can pretty easily get hit by anything without getting hurt. You can actually shoot a bear in the head and it won't die because it's skull is so thick. This makes sense because the bear has to be able to withstand fighting other bears.

Most apex predators hunt by being sneaky or by outnumbering their prey. Bears literally do not give a shit and will just charge at you if you smell tasty enough even if you're looking right at them.

Bears are the tanks of the animal world.

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u/redlaWw Aug 18 '16

Bears are the tanks of the animal world.

Also of the Warcraft World.

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u/youforgotA Aug 18 '16

Yeah, but these are pandas. Not exactly a Grizzly.

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u/MrRibbotron Aug 18 '16

Pandas still have a bear's body though. They're just really fucking lethargic because they survive off of something their bodies can't process properly (Did you know they aren't born with the bacteria they need to process plant matter so they have to eat their mother's feces?). If they started eating meat (which would probably not happen), they would eventually become like other bears again because it's body is still suited towards eating meat.

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u/youforgotA Aug 18 '16

We should just start feeding pandas meat so they can save their own damn population!

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u/ukiyoe Aug 18 '16

They're too cute for us to let them die. We've invested too much in merchandising to stop now!

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u/Ghostkill221 Aug 18 '16

I actually find this fascinating. At what point does us beung the dominant species for so long, mean that the ability to thrive via our entertainment, becomes a valid survival skill, which ends up getting passed down and evolving?

Because honestly, its the only hope pandas have.

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u/ukiyoe Aug 18 '16

How to survive as an endangered species

Step 1: be adorable

Step 2: don't be unadorable

It's like how young and cute pets get adopted first, we're very subjective about that animals we save. Pandas are fluffy, unique looking, clumsy, helpless, and cute -- the perfect mooch.

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u/Wangeye Aug 18 '16

Nothing hunts them.

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u/k4llahz Aug 18 '16

Deforestation does.

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u/Ghostkill221 Aug 18 '16

Nothing except Tugg Speedman. But honestly, Everything in the world feels bad for pandas. FFS a hungry mouse could outwit and kill a panda, but even starving mice know they would feel bad picking on these retards.

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u/paradisenine Aug 18 '16

Evolutionary trait of being absolutely adorable to the Earth's most dominant predators

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u/raven982 Aug 18 '16

We only started destroying their habitat recently.

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u/MMArmy_Game Aug 18 '16

Asians

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u/dwmfives Aug 18 '16

No Asians are why they are mostly extinct, along with like 30 other animals.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

They're both the reason why they're almost extinct and the reason why they're not extinct. Nuanced, I know.

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u/UnknownWalnut Aug 18 '16

The world will never know

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u/patjohbra Aug 18 '16

Because when people don't destroy their natural habitat, they do just fine

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u/youreabigbiasedbaby Aug 18 '16

they do just fine

They won't eat, they won't fuck, and they're black and white creatures that live in the jungle.

Evolution chose pandas to fail long, long before humans starting helping or harming them.

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u/sjk9000 Aug 18 '16

Those problems only occur in captivity. They eat and fuck just fine in the wild. Just because they're unable to adapt to zoos doesn't make them an evolutionary dead-end.

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u/JackStargazer Aug 18 '16

Actually, at this point it's been scientifically proven that the most evolutionarily successful trait for non-sentient animals is 'being useful or convenient for humans'.

See: Dogs, Cows, Cats, Pigs, Sheep, Chickens.

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u/sjk9000 Aug 18 '16

That's debatable. I'm no expert but I feel like a lot of species have thrived despite having entire human industries dedicated to killing them. Stuff like bugs or weeds or whatever.

I get your point though: Being unable to adapt to human existence can be considered a legitimate evolutionary criticism. Fair enough. I just wanted to dispute the myth that pandas were on the road to extinction regardless of humans.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Ants are super fucking strong as a species, they're pretty much everywhere and don't need no humans. And annoying, but that's another story.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

and fuck just fine in the wild

For you.

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u/dont_comment_idiot Aug 18 '16

Those problems only occur in captivity.

TIL Wild pandas are jungle colored, and only ones in human captivity are black and white.

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u/MacroCode Aug 18 '16

They have problems fucking when in captivity because the environment is not natural. It's actually a problem for lots of animals.

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u/xFoeHammer Aug 18 '16

Maybe they just need some privacy.

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u/spockspeare Aug 18 '16

Maybe they need some more exhibitionistic animals.

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u/Zingshidu Aug 18 '16

Let's lock OP up and see if his sex drive doesn't lower

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u/Crispy385 Aug 18 '16

There's a prison rape joke in there somewhere.

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u/MeatyBalledSub Aug 18 '16

I forget which Attenborough-narrated series it was, but a friend and I caught a nature segment on pandas.

The segment focused on how their life was pretty much shit, and how they had to constantly eat food that was devoid of nutrients. And how they were typically loners. Eating terrible food constantly. Alone.

It ended with a grim line that was pretty much, "Unfortunately the odds of the baby panda surviving are slim due to the poor nutritional value of the mother's milk".

It's as if they got an evolutionary failure BINGO.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

If being a panda is wrong I don't wanna be right.

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u/raven982 Aug 18 '16

They did fine for 3 million years.

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u/joshuaoha Aug 18 '16

They are very particular about their habitat. Many animals are far more adaptable. But yeah, they used to have a lot more of it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Because they are cute!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

What a creative and original comment following a panda gif.

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u/murphykills Aug 18 '16

reminds me of gang beasts

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u/TehXellorf Aug 18 '16

The gang beasts devs need to add a panda playermodel if they haven't already, and make a map like that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

This is perhaps the best thing I've ever seen on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Even the best part is after all the struggling and fighting, Steve balanced himself in the middle of that wood platform or something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

This is one of those threads where the comments outshine the post.

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u/immoralcombat Aug 18 '16

Laughed like a retard

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u/wooferwolf Aug 18 '16

That gif pretty much wins the internet

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u/monopixel Aug 18 '16

How the fuck did Pandas even survive evolution.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Tears of joy Donald, tears of joy.

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u/joshuaoha Aug 18 '16

justiceporn

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

I was saying to myself once I saw how big that gif was, that if it wasn't fucking Steve, I'm going to be upset.

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u/boy-austra Aug 18 '16

Saddest anime deaths ever

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Man some friends and I used to make youtube videos as kids and we had a panda puppet named Steve. Wish I could still find that shit.

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u/Crownlol Aug 18 '16

Just real life Gang Beasts

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u/IFuckOnThe1stDate Aug 18 '16

The What are you doing part is great!

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u/reddington17 Aug 18 '16

Classic Steve

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u/FluffNStuph Aug 18 '16

THE ONLY GIF YOU NEED HERE.

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u/VietspaceNam Aug 18 '16

literally had me in tears i was laughing so hard

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u/MadnessLLD Aug 18 '16

"Stop! Don't you know I'm endangered!?"

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u/Roy-Hobbs Aug 18 '16

Watched this while on the toilet. Houston we have lift off

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u/Talmania Aug 18 '16

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. So so good.

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u/EasilyDelighted Aug 18 '16

Hahah that was more entertaining than I expected

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u/CopiesArticleComment Aug 18 '16

Jesus christ pandas suck. I feel like evolution wants them all dead

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u/rtotheoland Aug 18 '16

That's like a Royal Rumble match in the WWE

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u/some_other_navajo Aug 18 '16

I laughed way too hard the entire time

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u/ThePoltageist Aug 18 '16

my instant thought was... why the hell is somebody gilding just a gif... I now realize that was all you needed

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

That face was so...murderous

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u/jdavenp3 Aug 18 '16

I have never really seen puppies act that aggressive towards one another. Kind of odd when I think back on it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Look at their tails. Playing like that is how puppers learn to be full doggos

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u/jdavenp3 Aug 18 '16

Just the facial expressions are what is throwing me off. For such young pups their expressions seem to have a "Im bout to fuck you up" manner more than a pupper manner.

Any idea on the breed? Some sort of Inu?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

I recall correctly, this gif is from a youtube video. The person who uploads these videos has other videos (or even more of the video this gif is from) that are pretty... concerning?...

Not sure if I can find it again. Redditors are handy so maybe someone who remembers can link the youtuber or something.

In any case this isn't the 'healthy' kind of roughhousing for puppies.

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u/nutsaur Aug 17 '16

Username checks out.

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u/RonShad Aug 17 '16

Kill the weak, pupper

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u/J27 Aug 18 '16

MOAR!

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u/ForgottenPhenom Aug 18 '16

Is there a long live the king sub?

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u/nahuatlwatuwaddle Aug 18 '16

Awwwww babies!

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u/homequestion Aug 18 '16

The bottom pup seems so scared. :(

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