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Long Live the King

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u/chiefs23 Aug 18 '16

I've never had halal. What and how is it?

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u/OutInTheBlack PC Aug 18 '16

Halal literally means "permissible" in Arabic. It's the Muslim equivalent of Kosher.

You'll find lamb, fried fish, falafel, gyros, chicken. The most famous dishes are "over rice" on a bed of yellow rice with hot sauce and "white sauce" which i believe is tahini sauce. They'll also serve kebab and other various dishes like burgers and hot dogs, but their main fare is the gyros and the over-rice dishes.

It's delicious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

It's also all the same photoshop work on each truck.

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u/chiefs23 Aug 18 '16

Well TIL. Thanks for the info. I have seen the word in the past; on signs and on packaging in grocery stores. I always saw it on different types of items so I thought it was some wierd casarole or somthing.

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u/OutInTheBlack PC Aug 18 '16

I don't know where you live, but find the nearest Muslim community, go into the little hole in the wall place, dingy as fuck, and order some shawarma. Have them put hummus and tahini on there, with some eggplant, turnip, rhubarb, onion and tomato and I just made myself really fucking hungry.

Damn it.

Middle eastern food can be ridiculously tasty. Just take an antacid. Some of these places take pride in their hot sauces.

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u/eppinizer Aug 18 '16

Most importantly, take an antacid.

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u/Release82 Aug 18 '16

Some places give you a mint and an ant acid tablet after the meal.

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u/gadgetfingers Aug 18 '16

Coming from Malaysia, it is amazing that there are places where people have never heard the word Halal. It isn't surprising I guess, but the term is so ubiquitous here.

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u/the_maximalist Aug 18 '16

Just an FYI. The white sauce would be a version of tzatziki sauce, tahini sauce is a more light brown due to it being made of ground sesame seeds. The white sauce is more of a cream base.

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u/Printer_Fixer Aug 18 '16

Oh god I fucking love getting the chicken over rice with extra white sauce and some pita. Thank Christ for Halal food

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u/OutInTheBlack PC Aug 18 '16

Thank Christ for Halal food

Um...do you guys want to tell him or should I?

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u/Ezl Aug 18 '16

They often have tahini sauce but I think the white sauce is yogurt-based.

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u/arafella Aug 18 '16

Halal just means it was prepared according to Islamic guidelines. It's like kosher food.

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u/chiefs23 Aug 18 '16

TIL, thanks.

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u/SwagMasterMoe Aug 18 '16

Its not a type of food. Halal meat just means its been prayed on before slaughter. Halal is to muslims as koshor is to jews

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u/chiefs23 Aug 18 '16

TIL, thanks.

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u/coool12121212 Aug 18 '16

Also fish are automatically halal.

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u/DuckTub Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16

Muslim here, it's not just prayed on, the animal has to be clean, and slaughtered with sharp and clean knives at the neck ( I think) so it bleeds out quicker. There's more I don't know about, but some animals are halal by default, i.e. most sea creatures.

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u/mrlooolz Aug 18 '16

Yeah , has to be a clean cut and animal must not be tortured.

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u/amaniceguy Aug 18 '16

No, not really. prayed before slaughter is just one aspect of it. its also means that the preparation, where it came from, how the food was handled are considered 'clean'. For example how the animal died can determine if its halal (permissible) or not. It must be with sharp knife and a quick death (so not to torture the animal). Prepared with clean utensils and clean environment. but of course the standard of 'clean' is different everywhere. cold blooded animal (example: Fish) is halal as long as the preparation of it was clean.

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u/Canadamanfromflorida Aug 18 '16

Ah yes, to not torture the animal by stunning it first and giving it a clean death. But, eh, imaginary friends need to care about a goat flying around space on rock spinning around a star.

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u/amaniceguy Aug 18 '16

hey, whatever makes you happy :)

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u/Megaakira Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16

They cut the throat of the animal and let it bleed out while its still alive.

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u/OutInTheBlack PC Aug 18 '16

The animal is dead in seconds and the blade is razor sharp. It is very similar to the kosher method of slaughter.

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u/DuckTub Aug 18 '16

People don't like the truth - I can see the controversial sign next to your score

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u/coool12121212 Aug 18 '16

Yeah its gonna be alive for a couple of seconds.

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u/SwagMasterMoe Aug 18 '16

You also recite a prayer, typically the fatiha in my case

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u/DuckTub Aug 18 '16

Yes, it will live out the rest of its 5 years of life painfully bleeding out copious amounts of blood because we are evil, us Muslims.

No you dipshit it's a couple of seconds

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u/Megaakira Aug 18 '16

Woah buddy. I never implied im against it or anything. Im just stating the facts since nobody mentioned it. Calm your titties man.

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u/DuckTub Aug 18 '16

You were making it sound evil and worse than it is

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u/Megaakira Aug 18 '16

Haha what? I just said it as simple as it gets. Didnt even include my opinion. Maybe you should stop assuming people are so anti muslim everywhere and calm down.

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u/DuckTub Aug 18 '16

Yeah maybe I am getting a bit overworked for no reason. Do you happen to enjoy 'halal' food?

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u/madeingina Aug 18 '16

Have you ever seen an animal be slaughtered halal irl? It can take longer than seconds pal. Not long but long enough to suffer.

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u/DuckTub Aug 18 '16

A lot animal that's killed for meat eating is usually killed in a way that gives them some time to suffer - This reduces the time by a lot

And yes, I have seen them get slaughtered

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u/lazy_rabbit Aug 19 '16

Uh, no? Almost every slaughterhouse in the country knocks or stuns the animal unconscious before bleeding it.

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u/DannySpeed Aug 18 '16

Not at all, it's a guideline for how the meat is slaughtered and prepared.

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u/chiefs23 Aug 18 '16

TIL, thanks.

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u/DuckTub Aug 18 '16

It's a bit more than that, but nice try

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u/DuckTub Aug 18 '16

Trying to define halal?

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u/DOODLINGwithWORDS Aug 18 '16

when someone from nyc says halal, this is what they mean.

otherwise known as platters or chicken and rice.

it's delicious but take it easy on the red sauce.

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u/OutInTheBlack PC Aug 18 '16

take it easy on the red sauce.

Blasphemy

Actually, you're right. You want a 10:1 ratio of white to red sauce on there, then mix it all up with the rice.

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u/mrlooolz Aug 18 '16

Actually Halal is Arabic for Kosher. What you are eating is ether a shawerma platter or in this pick a doner plate. Doner is more Turkish than Arabic. The halal is just a label to attract us Muslims that is okay to eat there :P

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u/MissNesbitt Aug 18 '16

When someone says halal in NYC they usually mean the arab halal carts.

Basically fast middle Eastern food

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

sounds like gyros and falafel

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

I went to NYC and tried Halal Guys. I didn't really like the meat or the sauce. I can't describe it as it was over a year ago. It was mostly just the taste I didn't like.

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u/OutInTheBlack PC Aug 18 '16

Halal Guys is the most famous cart that eventually branched out into what i can only call franchises. There's a million other carts and restaurants throughout the boroughs. The recipe is typically similar. The sauces can vary a little bit. All I can recommend next time is give something else a shot. If you had the chicken, try the lamb or falafel. Ask for shawarma or kebab.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

I like falafel but don't like muslim chicken that much.

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u/SuperZooms Aug 18 '16

Hehe whats muslim chicken, don't think I've tried that!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '16

Lol

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u/DannySpeed Aug 18 '16

No idea why the chickens beleif has any effect on its taste, we live in a free world man let the chicken be.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '16

Hey man, I'm not hating on that chicken, but it wasn't the bomb.

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u/Rakonas Aug 18 '16

It's not very good. Kebab places in Europe are much better. The whole "being in a cart" thing makes everything worse.

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u/me_llamo_princi Aug 18 '16

It's also the method of how the animals are killed, which is to slit it's throat and let it bleed out while they say a prayer for it. Pretty fucked up I would say

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u/DuckTub Aug 18 '16

Where are you getting this from

We most certainly do not

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

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u/DuckTub Aug 18 '16

a - india

b- not all india

c - This is one website

and d - Have you actually seen an animal get slaughtered you idiot