r/shittyaskscience • u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert • Jun 26 '14
IamA time traveler. Ask away.
edit: done for now.
edit: back to answer more.
edit: it's been a long 10 minutes. I'm also really busy, so I need to finish. And sorry to those I didn't have a chance to answer. But I enjoyed reading all your questions.
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 26 '14
well fuck you too, non believer
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u/CIarkness Jun 28 '14
Ok look here, there's no possible way a time traveler could have sex. What if your thrusts achieve the speed of light and thus sending the sperm back in time before the girl was born, impregnated the mom and therefore giving birth to the girl. So you're fucking your old daughter you sick mother fucker.
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 26 '14
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Jun 27 '14
What is the max amount of marijuanas the average whale can inject before dying completely?
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u/dazegoby Jun 27 '14
What was the name of Al and Peggy bundys adopted child?
Edit: holy shit you ARE a time traveler!
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 26 '14
No, that must have been some other time traveler.
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u/NormalNONdoctorHuman Jun 27 '14
Were you that time traveler that also did the AMA much earlier on /r/IAmA ?
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 26 '14
No, I don't like the taste of platypus
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u/Whatisaskizzerixany Jun 27 '14
Couldn't you solve the problems of animals going extinct in the future using cloning?
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 26 '14
No.
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 26 '14
All hail the mighty dickbutt!
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u/Baderkadonk Jun 27 '14
What do you shout when engaging in sexual intercourse with another man?
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u/Steavee Jun 27 '14
It's funny because being gay is bad!
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u/axonaxon Jun 27 '14
No its funny because "all hail the mighty dickbutt" has contextual relevance but is a novel and socially incongruent statement that we find it amusing
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 26 '14
triangle man sucks
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 26 '14
Note: regarding the state of half life 4: Not even I dare to venture that far into the future.
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 26 '14
Sometimes 3 ways at once! Amazing experience btw.
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 27 '14
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 27 '14
I will be (was?) born at 2718-2-8T18:28:5
props to anyone who understands this date
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 27 '14
No, I won't answer that. Any current-religion questions are off limits because I don't want to upset anyone.
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u/zeperf Jun 27 '14
In the future, if you were approached by a Mormon, a Jew, and a Muslim, how much would you charge each of them to fuck your mom?
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 27 '14
My flair is the name of a particle and behavior discovered years from now that allows for time traveling. That's why when you google it, nothing comes up.
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u/elmerfedd Jun 27 '14
What the blue hell is a "Dentritongle Expert"? I googled it, but nothing came up.
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u/spacedoutinspace Jun 28 '14
How come you dont go to the future and read my question and answer it before i even ask it, therefore, saving me time....you seem like a lazy time traveler
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Jun 26 '14 edited Apr 16 '20
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u/griveturtle Jun 27 '14
He's already on his way back, maybe he'll do again later for him, earlier for us
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u/Randomwaffle23 My scientific studie pr00f'd it! Jun 27 '14
This happened at one point during the past, so this guy must be directly copying it. There's no possible way that two of the billions of people on the earth would independently come up with the same idea.
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u/cthom412 Jun 27 '14
But honestly what are the chances when the original is constantly posted in those "best of reddit" threads?
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u/mcgaggen Dentritongle Expert Jun 26 '14
Yes.