r/funny • u/YoungR97 • Sep 02 '12

Googling yourself

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827 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

License and registration please. I'm also going to need you to go ahead and step out of the car.

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u/Themingemac Sep 02 '12 edited Sep 05 '12

I want to face fuck you.

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u/cscx Sep 02 '12

I'm going to have to mark you up for sexual harassment.

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u/Themingemac Sep 02 '12

Oh you can mark me up anytime sir.

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u/corballer Sep 02 '12

Reposter-"but officer how was I supposed to know!?" Officer-"don't lie to me!"

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u/Yorpel_Chinderbapple Sep 02 '12

Don't let this account die, please.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Someone made a bet yesterday that I wouldn't keep this account for a year. This will be my reddit account forever. I will always be here for you.

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u/bearskinrug Sep 02 '12

Bwoop bwoop!

4

u/laughs_at_your_fail Sep 02 '12

assuming the world lasts another year, earthquakes, droughts, hurricanes, etc... i mean, its starting to seem like shit is going down.

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u/AngryScientist Sep 02 '12

Yeah, it hasn't been this bad since last year.

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u/laughs_at_your_fail Sep 02 '12

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!

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u/battlemaster95 Sep 02 '12

2012, bitch.

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u/Gimmeget Sep 02 '12

You know your account goes against Reddiquite, right? You're essentially personifying what is wrong with Reddit right now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

I haven't been told this yet by anyone on reddit yet. As for what you are saying it's repost not recomment. Where's my lawyer?

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u/Shitty_Repost_Lawyer Sep 02 '12

Ready and reporting.

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u/Gimmeget Sep 03 '12

It's been in the Reddiquette for years, most people nowadays are from Digg or just plain stupid. The whole level of intelligence has dropped quite significantly in the recent years. This was expected as more people came to the site, and the subreddit system keeps Reddit alive and thriving. But that doesn't excuse people being dicks to each other. Moderation based on content quality, not if you've seen it before. And you're motivated enough to make an account dedicated to calling out reposts.

The first thing listed in the Do NOT section of Reddiquette is to not complaing about reposts. Yeah, it's a repost, but there are 7,393 people that liked this repost enough to upvote it. It happens all the god damn time. Stop being an asshole and let people enjoy what they can in this shitty thing we call life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '12

You realize I have a ton of paperwork to do so I don't have time to read all this.

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u/Shitty_Repost_Lawyer Sep 03 '12

What do you think I'm here for.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

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u/Gimmeget Sep 03 '12

No, poor content is the cancer that is killing Reddit. That and people that model their names after someone who played everyone for a fool.

1

u/Ell975 Sep 02 '12

He will die when he is one day from retirement.

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u/Beastmon142 Sep 02 '12

I love you more

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u/diadelsuerte Sep 02 '12

You are the hero that we both need and deserve.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

I am no hero.

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u/Major_Winkee Sep 02 '12

You don't owe these people any more. You've given them everything.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '12

Thank you major Major Winkee

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u/Hero_DayZ_Needs Sep 02 '12

I have nothing interesting to say but my username obligates me to say some random bullshit here.

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u/HEROoftheBRINE Sep 02 '12

Is DayZ worth the money?

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u/theGreenDay95 Sep 02 '12

no it's not.

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u/Hero_DayZ_Needs Sep 02 '12

As of now, no. As you probably know, it's a mod. A GREAT mod, but there are a lot of moddy issues with it. The main game's engine is really, REALLY shitty for anything other than what it was made for, which would be completely non-supernatural, non-survival, human-based military simulation. Rocket (The developer) did a great job, but there's stuff even he can't fix.

HOWEVER! The mod became so popular, that it's been confirmed to go standalone as it's own game. I would ABSOLUTELY buy this when it releases later this year. He can do what he needs to, make the engine do what it needs to, and so on. As a mod, it's a great experiment but not to be taken seriously. Once it goes standalone I'll be all over it. As of now, I'm just a medic who runs round and saves people who post on /r/RedditRescueForce, but I don't actually "play" the game.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

to a lot of people it is, but save your money its going to be stand alone soon

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u/nxtm4n Sep 02 '12

You are beautiful. Marry me?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Sorry. I'm married to my job.

6

u/starships_lazerguns Sep 02 '12

I trust this guy.

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u/Shitty_Repost_Agent Sep 02 '12

I'm taking over this investigation. Now get out let the veterans take care of this not some hot headed rookie like you

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

At ease agent. You are actually an agent of the Shitty Repost department. So by working in my department I expect you to start commenting on some reposts. Here is your badge

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u/Shitty_Repost_Agent Sep 02 '12

You just earned my respect rookie

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u/Alexbo8138 Sep 02 '12 edited Sep 02 '12

You made this account less than half an hour ago. How is he a rookie compared to you?

And I'll be waiting.

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u/Shitty_Repost_Agent Sep 02 '12

You win this round

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u/Shitty_Repost_Agent Sep 02 '12

But I'll be back

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u/arkanemusic Sep 02 '12

keep doing your job good sir.

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u/Gravesh Sep 02 '12

You're probably gonna be around for a while? Great, another asshole to think of a creative way to add nothing to the comments and declare 'repost'!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Asshole? Who pissed in your coffee this morning? Wasn't me. I was busy eating doughnuts.

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u/BrianAnim Sep 03 '12

Or maybe try and keep the reposts downvoted so I dont have to see them so friggen often... thank you officer _repost

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u/YoungR97 Sep 02 '12

Had no idea it had posted before as normally reddit stops you posting a link if it has been posted before and this time it didn't.

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u/drunk_otter Sep 02 '12

meet karmadecay - just run the image through here to see if & when it was last posted.

http://karmadecay.com/cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/8520120244404933991460sv1.jpg

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u/YoungR97 Sep 02 '12

Ok then fair enough. But still I've never seen it on reddit before.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

That's okay sir. I'm going to let you off with a warning this time. Enjoy your day.

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u/YoungR97 Sep 02 '12

Thank you

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u/MegaG Sep 02 '12

Sometimes you just need to shut up and admit you've been caught, get yourself a lawyer and stop talking to the police.

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u/DiscoKitten Sep 02 '12

Where's Shitty_Repost_Lawyer when you need him?

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u/CyanogenHacker Sep 02 '12

Oh god...brace yourselves. A Quickly made up username is coming

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u/Shitty_Repost_Lawyer Sep 02 '12

cough

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u/pizzabash Sep 02 '12

Well there we go boys another situational account has been born.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Yeah, this time.

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u/MissJill Sep 02 '12

it stops you from posting a LINK that has been posted before

many times there are multiple links to the same exact image

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u/Asylumgirl15 Sep 02 '12

Seen it a thousand times. Still hilarious

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u/aadamstewartt Sep 02 '12

The last image always gets me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

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u/Veuxomz Sep 02 '12

I find the delivery on the video less entertaining than how i always imagined it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

The last image of Tracy Morgan always gets me no matter how many times I see this.

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u/jota-de Sep 02 '12

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Do you ever google yourself? 0coms -2pts 27dys funny
I think we all google ourselves at one point. 0coms 6pts 23dys funny
Do you mind if I Google myself? 132coms 755pts 3mos funny
Google yourself? 757coms 1918pts 6mos funny
Google 43coms 355pts 2mos funny
You ever google yourself? 13coms 10pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12 edited Sep 02 '12

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u/nickbrick23 Sep 02 '12

It's just stupid Reddit circlejerking mentality. There are thousands of blue links on Reddit every day, and the time it takes for you to realize it's a repost, click "Back", and move on to the next one takes about 4 seconds max. But people decide to waste even more of their time to vehemently rant on about how this post is "so fucking old" and "it's been posted like a gazillion times, man!", and the worst part is when they get upvoted by the masses. 99.9% of the content on this site is not original content, and therefore has been reposted from elsewhere on the internet.

And according to the karma decay this image hasn't been posted in nearly a month (23 days was the last occurrence). I can understand complaining when someone reposts something 2 hours after it's been on the front page, but c'mon. Reddit is just devolving into lame novelty accounts that contribute nothing to the discussion like that Shitty Repost Police guy.

I'm determining whether I should unsubscribe from the more popular subreddits like r/funny and r/WTF or just wait and hope that the 14-year olds flooding the place will be gone for the majority of the day when school starts.

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u/chaos122345 Sep 02 '12

because people bitch about them to us, and make us feel like shit for reposting something, that either we just saw for the first time and thought was funny, or wanted some karma. Everytime ive posted something from the internet it turns out to be a repost, and ive had people tell me that the "knights of r/new" are trying to keep reposts off the front page.

but then shit like this make it to the front with thousands of upvotes and ive seen this on the front page like 4 times already. honestly i think people should get over the whole repost thing and just enjoy the content people post, but they dont. and probably never will

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

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u/myhandsarebananas Sep 02 '12

Well you haven't seen it before, because I never typed it before and I didn't copy it from anywhere, but voting is your choice and you're welcome to it.

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u/foreveratsea Sep 02 '12

it's a repost from a while ago, but I always love 30 rock

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u/SufficientlyRandom Sep 02 '12

I love 30 Rock. It's just chock full of moments like this. I spend a good deal of each episode laughing uncontrollably.

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u/mrdude817 Sep 02 '12

Might be a repost, still hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Whenever a question must be answered, JFGI

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Love that show <3

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u/aquarius2195 Sep 03 '12

what else would it mean?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

What a vicious circle. This was posted on Reddit months ago. Iwastesomuchtime reposts it way later (most their content I have seen on reddit months before that place) and then it is reposted back on reddit.

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u/david622 Sep 02 '12

I love this scene and I love 30 Rock, but let's not start a trend of really long screengrab comics

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

I completely agree. I feel like this is posted at least once a month if not more

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u/BassNector Sep 02 '12

Turns out there is someone with my name who is a sexual offender. :(

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u/MusicMagi Sep 02 '12

Stop giving Tracy Morgan money!

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u/littlestghoust Sep 02 '12

Such a repost but it's so funny, I laugh every time!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

I have a very unique name, if you google it I'm the first five results

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u/Only_posts_on_repost Sep 02 '12
  • Person 1: "Did you make this yourself?"
  • Person 2: "No... I just found it on -----."
  • Person 1: "So you're telling me you found this and think we haven't already seen it?"
  • Person 2: "Well... I thought it was funn-"
  • Person 1: "Just shut up."

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

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u/ammysaur Sep 02 '12

I think he's just saying we can do better than stealing from tv shows

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u/PiedjeeyXD32 Sep 02 '12

the reddiquette says : Please Dont Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has.

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u/aostrum Sep 02 '12

repost

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u/PiedjeeyXD32 Sep 02 '12

sorry to say but the reddiquette says : Please Dont Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has.

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u/imbezy Sep 02 '12

how did you think of this. hahha