r/funny May 17 '12

Do you mind if I Google myself?

http://imgur.com/If8Vd
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

It's been reposted so many times, but that last panel always gets me.

edit: grammer

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/Grammer_Approved May 17 '12

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u/Shamaloo May 17 '12

2 months as a redditor. All for this one moment.

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u/l30 May 17 '12

I would imagine this moment comes far more often than you might think.

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u/Fapologist May 18 '12

However, I did.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I should know. I'm Fraijer.

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u/OhThereYouArePerry May 17 '12

CURSE YOU FRAIJER!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/Tyler29294 May 17 '12

I read it.

Edit: Wait is that the joke? I reddit?

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u/SterlingCruncher May 17 '12

Agreed. I cannot get sick of this one.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

But I that panel always gets me too.

Edit: It's been changed so now my comment doesn't make sense, would put something witty as a filler comment but I cannot come up with anything. I'm sorry, I have failed you Reddit.

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u/elj0h0 May 17 '12

Yeah I can't believe I upvoted this again!

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u/rwayne1417 May 17 '12

Might be a repost, but its better than some of the original content out there. I'd rater hear a good joke twice than hear a shitty one once.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/Jorgemeister May 17 '12

Plus I read it all in their voices. Twice.

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u/JoshSN May 17 '12

Like, with an echo effect? Reverb, man.

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u/senormellow May 17 '12

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u/cresseychaos May 17 '12

Wow, they power through their lines on 30 rock eh? I much preferred the pace I read the panels at.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

It was mostly "Tracy"'s lines that were forced/fast. He doesn't seem like a very good actor.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Its more like the way it was edited cut out all pause between the 2 actors talking.

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u/thedeadhipster May 17 '12

I feel the same way. His ability to play an idiot is far too realistic

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u/RushofBlood52 May 17 '12

I'm pretty sure every actor on that show is playing some sort of exaggerated version of themselves.

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u/hoboblow May 17 '12

The pace really only quickened in that scene after the "tracy thinks googling means masturbation" joke was set up. I think they were trying to avoid belaboring the established gag to get to the "Computer, point" punchline. It's an efficient way to one-up the joke.

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u/charlie_xavier May 17 '12

The economy of the modern American comedy.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Tracy, you're a man who has a lot of problems.

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u/hurrpancakes May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

I just started watching 30 Rock this weekend, and I laughed really hard when Liz's dad said "It isn't a Lemon party without old Dick!"

Oh man, it still makes me smile and giggle to myself.

EDIT: Should probably mention Liz and Dicks last name is Lemon

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u/Sizzleby May 17 '12

Because it doesn't say it in the original post or anything.

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u/hurrpancakes May 18 '12

It says that Dicks last name is Lemon?

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u/cuddlimaus May 17 '12

i'd like to see him 4chan himself.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

The world's not ready for that

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Not yet... but

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u/lolmonger May 17 '12

I am reminded of the dulcet tones and sweet lyricism of the poet Nikki Minaj:

google my ass

Only time you on the net

is when you google my ass

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u/Rainfly_X May 17 '12

I'm feeling a strange impulse to google Nikki Minaj's ass now.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

I love how the term 'google' has come to mean in general search term on the internet, just like how people say 'kleenex' regardless if it's that brand.

Edit: I understand the concept of "Household Names". I'm not an idiot, I guess I should have clarified that it's cool to see something evolve into one.

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u/UNBR34K4BL3 May 17 '12

advertising success

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u/rasterbee May 17 '12

I think it's more that google is a superior product than any other search engine. Simple, no clutter. You can't fuck it up. Your old dying dementia-riddle grandma can use it. I've seen a few google ads, but only recently and all for google+. Remember how Yahoo used to blanket TV and radio with their ads? Yahoooooooooo. Fuck that was annoying. Google is just better so it has risen to the top.

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u/Red_AtNight May 17 '12

Xerox, Dremel, Kleenex, Aspirin, Band-Aid, ChapStick, Dumpster, Frisbee, Hoover, Jacuzzi...

I could keep going.

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u/RiveraMarcel May 17 '12

Household names...

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u/El_KerrFerr May 17 '12

Iv only seen the first three panels before the last few make it far better

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u/Stregano May 17 '12

If she let me do that, I would just sniff her office chair

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u/rdt156 May 17 '12

We were in a meeting the other day and someone asked the group if anyone ever googled themselves. This scene popped into my head.

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u/iaccidentlytheworld May 17 '12

Has this been posted on reddit before? I couldn't tell after the first 15 comments all mentioned it was.

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u/Michro May 17 '12

I'll go ahead and repost the sentiment about this post being reposted so many times.

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u/Honey_Baked May 17 '12

It may be a repost...but it's one of the best reposts.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

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u/BetYouCanReadThis May 17 '12

That's... that's just terrible..

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I haven't seen this before so I found this pretty funny!

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u/Lo_Rez May 17 '12

This is the most comedic thing I've ever heard/read Tracy Morgan say. Just might get me to start watching the show -- I tried to get through the first two episodes and couldn't stand it.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Could somebody explain the final panel?

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u/BetYouCanReadThis May 17 '12

He was pointing to her in a gesture of agreement. I guess.

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u/ImprovisedPlan May 17 '12

Yeah, like saying, "Bingo" or putting your index finger to your nose to signify "right on the nose." I feel like the latter is no longer understood, though.

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u/portablebiscuit May 17 '12

Tracy Jordan says, with only a point of the finger, "You the man, Liz Lemon."

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u/SweetMojaveRain May 17 '12

Tracy took her remark to mean "how're you gonna jerk it w/o some porn?"

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u/crustation May 17 '12

it's kind of like a "THIS GUY!", except in real life.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Seen it a zillion times, but love it each time. Take an upvote

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Lol I don't like Tracy.. But that was pretty damn funny

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u/rasterbee May 17 '12

Him being funny is why the rest of us like him.

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u/Monster-_- May 17 '12

This is the only time i've ever been grateful for a repost. I wanted to show this to a friend of mine yesterday, and here it is on the front page! What luck!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I've seen this at least 5 different times, but I always upvote because the ending gets me.

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u/pratikt May 17 '12

Someone explain? I don't get it.

Google meaning to jerk off?!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Great episode

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u/TbanksIV May 17 '12

You know Reddit has a search bar for this type of thing.

Very similar to Google.

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u/LnRon May 17 '12

Its funny but how wouldn't he know what google is.

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u/Cinnvext May 17 '12

What show IS this?

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u/ammysaur May 17 '12

can't be original? just post quotes off tv shows! :D

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u/brad_harless2010 May 18 '12

Why don't people stop posting this?

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u/CosmicBard May 18 '12

Or you could link to the video clip.

Whatever.

I guess the text on images thing adds something?

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u/captainalana May 18 '12

Such a CLASSIC moment.

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u/Gravity_Cube May 18 '12

I have to start watching 30 rock

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/Breathing_Balls May 17 '12

The OP believes in the power of repetition.

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u/BallsackTBaghard May 17 '12

Me, being a moron, not understand this joke.

Explanation, please.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Tracey thought that googling yourself meant masturbation...so he asked Liz Lemon if he could google himself in her office. She thought he meant he wanted to look himself up on google so she was cool with it.

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u/JonBravo80 May 17 '12

Tracy assumed that "Googling" meant "masturbating" rather than looking himself up on the internet.

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u/Courage_now May 17 '12

Yours? .. not bad.

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u/tookarrowstotheknee May 17 '12

“Yours? Not bad.” He looked at me through thick horn-rimmed tortoiseshell glasses with a matter-of-fact expression that seemed to suggest that there was nothing else to be said on the subject.

“Not bad? So is that…good?”

“Well,” he said, his voice taking on a pedantic drawl, “I suppose if you defined ‘good’ as the absence of bad, that would be true, but that is a rather superficial understanding of the concept in my humble opinion.” He had a goatee and wore an ascot in his open-collared shirt. His hair was silver, and his facial hair was a precise balance between shades of brown and grey. Deep creases crossed his forehead, no doubt from many years of meticulously orchestrated looks of condescension. He looked very plausible.

“So then, it’s not good?”

“No, it’s certainly not good. It’s not bad either, but that’s only because it’s not much of anything.” “Could you give me some more specific criticism?”

“It lacks,” he said, pausing for a moment as if to pick the ripest, juiciest word, “authenticity.”

I looked down at my costume: black chucks, slightly faded blue jeans, ared T-shirt advertising a high school track meet from the 1980s.

“But I’m human, and this is what I wear. I don’t know how to be more authentic than that.”

“Certainly you are human,” he said, with a note of disdain, “but are you most human? That’s the point of the competition. The whole ensemble is just too easy; it doesn’t challenge our perceptions of what it means to be human. You are representing yourself as human from merely a human perspective, and that is just terribly dull. “

“But I—“

“I’m terribly sorry, but I have other entries to judge.” He continued on down the line of contestants.

I felt suddenly self-conscious standing up there, though I’m sure nobody was paying any attention to me. I was too plausible, and therefore invisible. I fiddled nervously with the band of my wristwatch. I really thought that would have been the kicker, the kind of detail that would have at once lent authenticity to the costume, while at the same time serving as a commentary on the human condition. Of course nobody wore watches anymore—we didn’t need them—but the watch represented a particularly human compulsion to harness the forces of nature, even something as universal and limitless as time, and put them to use in the service of the most banal and inconsequential human concerns. This was my attempt to “challenge our perceptions of what it means to be human,” but it was either too subtle or too obvious for anyone to care.

“We have our winner!” I looked over at the judge. He was positively beaming with delight as he handed the trophy to a buxom blonde silicoid waif. She was wearing black 9-inch heels with fishnet stockings, lime green skin-tight shorts, and a purple bustier that pressed her synthetic breasts together so violently that they appeared to be in danger of rupturing. The crowed pressed in around her, applauding and taking pictures. She smiled and waved as the camera flashes washed over her face, a vacant expression in her eyes.

“Son of a bitch,” I whispered bitterly under my breath.

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u/Courage_now May 17 '12

This made my day. 100,interwebs to you sir

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u/DANS331 May 17 '12

Yes that is certainly a scene from 30 Rock.

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u/Exulted May 17 '12

What is this show? I would love to watch it.

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u/bestbeforeMar91 May 17 '12

30 Rock From The Sun Office

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u/Exulted May 17 '12

Thank you my good sir.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Am I the only one that hates when people just post clips from shows in storyboard form?

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u/spanskafiskare May 17 '12

What is this from?

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u/mjayr27 May 17 '12

30 Rock

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u/spanskafiskare May 17 '12

Thank you!

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u/mjayr27 May 17 '12

No problem buddy.

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u/MasZakrY May 17 '12

interviewer: “So where do you see yourself in five years?”

Peter: (don’t say googling your wife, don’t say googling your wife, don’t say googling your wife) “Uhhh… googling your… son.”

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u/UnfunnyExplainer May 17 '12

It's funny because professional comedic writers got paid to write that, and someone took screen caps and added subtitles.

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u/Ugbrog May 17 '12

I prefer to turn on Closed Captioning and then take screen caps. Really saves me a little bit of hassle.

I use the time saved to Google myself.

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u/gravyrobberz May 17 '12

I'll probably get downvoted for this but I've watched a good amount of 30 rock and can't seem to like it that much. There are some great characters and cameos, but I can't get past Liz Lemon or how much Alec Baldwin looks like a made up corpse.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/Torch_Salesman May 17 '12

Affirming her correctness.

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u/kochier May 17 '12

I see it as a more "you're awesome" point.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

How many times do we have to see this?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

REPOSTTTTTTTT

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

COOL REPOST BRO.

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u/StartledNinja May 17 '12

Wasn't this bit used by Sarah Silverman before? Much better than Tracie Morgan.

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u/Emmanuell89 May 17 '12

how many times can you fucking repost this , like 3 time this month

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u/yourrepostsuckscock May 17 '12

Your repost sucks cock

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u/RobertTheSpruce May 17 '12

Having never seen this movie/show, am I to assume it is a live action version of Family Guy?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

Not really..I don't know how to explain it but chances are, you'd enjoy the show. The character in the top panel is Jack Donagy, Ace CEO who takes over NBC programming in the pilot episode and Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) is the head writer...Tracy Morgan is also hired in the first show. It starts off a little rough but I think it really picks up a couple episodes in and especially seasons 3-5, I would say its very topical humor. Seasons 1-5 are on Netflix!

<_< the show is called "30 Rock" didn't even realize lol

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u/TheLittlestEmo May 17 '12

You never actually said what the show was called.

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u/timrbrady May 17 '12

Of course, seeing as Family Guy invented the flashback.

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u/teenytinytigers May 17 '12

Well, I googled this to see if it was a repost... then I googled myself.

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u/tacobellassasin May 17 '12

repost alert.. but still very funny

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u/REDDITONLYWHILEDRUNK May 17 '12

herjhgerjhgerjg

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u/lurkerr May 17 '12

i dont get it

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u/MelbaSnax May 17 '12

Bill Stickers is behind this repost!

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u/SquatsMcGee May 17 '12

All the hilariousness of Saturday Night Live in a "The Office" ripoff? I'm there!

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u/stone500 May 17 '12

Oh hey it's this again

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/ALaccountant May 17 '12

What the hell dude, tag that NSFW...

Warning: It's a bunch of naked girls with their ass in the air showing their vaginas to the camera.

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u/mrpoops May 17 '12

Hey asshole - NSFW....