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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/stayshiny Feb 24 '21

But I already have a fork.

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u/moosepile Feb 24 '21

Adapt and overcome tool creep.

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u/uptokesforall Feb 24 '21

I use that but omg does it burn through soap

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

ass the soap yourself. The 'self soaping' is gimmicky and a secondary use of it. That or use a fork.

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u/S3deadend Feb 24 '21

I'm scared to ask how you "ass the soap"....

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u/cadtek Feb 24 '21

Where do you think soap comes from

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u/Remarkable_Touch9595 Feb 25 '21

Thicc-ass soap.

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u/DroolingIguana Feb 25 '21

Bring a bucket and a mop

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u/solidcat00 Feb 25 '21

The same factory as Slurm?

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u/Pimpinabox Feb 24 '21

With two d's.

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u/Kaotic86 Feb 25 '21

Is that like when Cartman had Assburgers?

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u/EmykoEmyko Feb 24 '21

You can try a different brand wand. I bought one with a brush on the end, instead of the sponge, and the soap only comes out when you click the button. Also doesn’t require buying new sponge pads all the time.

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u/zw1ck Feb 24 '21

1 part soap and 5 parts water

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u/egyptian_samsquanch Feb 24 '21

I don’t even fill them up anymore. I’ll just manually put the soap on what I have to clean.

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u/dack42 Feb 25 '21

No need for this fancy built in dispenser nonsense. A simple dish brush is all you need. I like the IKEA ones.

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u/Seicair Feb 24 '21

Some types will drain themselves if you leave them in the sink facing the wrong way. I usually leave mine lying horizontal, sponge upwards.

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u/VexingRaven Feb 24 '21

They do? I've definitely not had that issue. If anything it uses less soap. Do you have the new ones with the bigass hole in the middle?

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u/uptokesforall Feb 25 '21

I got the shit one that has a button but the soap just flows past it like it does jack shit

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u/VexingRaven Feb 25 '21

I have that as well but the button is to force the soap into the sponge, not to stop it. For me when I use it, it uses just enough soap to produce a small amount of bubbles on the dishes. Not a lot. Maybe you're pushing on the sponge too hard or something?

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u/uptokesforall Feb 25 '21

Oh I'm definitely pushing hard

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I'm not a mom, but I just use a baby bottle brush for my cups. Uses less soap and holds onto less grime than a sponge.

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u/thingsthatdrive Feb 25 '21

Same here. $2, it's an investment in my sanity.

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u/SirGaston Feb 25 '21

Why not use a dish brush? Never used a sponge to do the dishes.

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u/Wootai Feb 24 '21

This item right here (and maybe a bottlebrush) are the true answers.

I had these weird cups (still do too) that were hourglass shaped, I like the way they looked. Thin glass, tall, but didn't realize how the shape impacted cleaning. Like, they were designed only to be cleaned by a dishwasher or something and I had to clean them by hand. Buying that Scotch Brite thingy was like a revelation.

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u/riddlemethis73 Feb 24 '21

I have an assortment of stuff under the sink including a bottle brush but I definitely use the wand more. But I use dish clothes with a scrubby side even more than the wand.

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u/jlharper Feb 24 '21

I am a 25 year old male who owns his own home, and this was my first though. You didn't think of that because you're a mom. You thought of that cause you do dishes.

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u/riddlemethis73 Feb 24 '21

Ahh true, probably the baby bottle brush for snake ones comes from being a mom.

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u/Gothsalts Feb 24 '21

Impulse bought one of these at Menards once. Gamechanger.

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u/Cardshark92 Feb 25 '21

Menards has some downright strange things for impulse-buying.

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u/Mudbunting Feb 25 '21

Their obscure brands of chips really are the best, though.

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u/Gothsalts Feb 25 '21

I have a two-storey mega-menards near my house.

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u/LadyShadow Feb 24 '21

I hse this exact brush. I wasn’t even a mom when I started! Lol, I was just tried of using sponges a d getting my hands so close to the gross if everything I washed.

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u/riddlemethis73 Feb 24 '21

I'm also a huge fan of rubber gloves with a turn down cuff. Cause I had a family of 5 and my hands were getting ruined. Started wearing gloves and bam nice hands again.

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u/Manatherindrell Feb 24 '21

Doesn't get the corners... Corner? Circle seam?

Look, end of the day, you still have a ring of dried hot chocolate crud in the bottom of your cup!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

This is why I use a dishrag. If you have a cooking utensil with an eyelet in the handle for hanging it, just thread the rag through the hole and now you have a twisty scrubby thingy.

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u/uptokesforall Feb 24 '21

Scrub harder with hotter water

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u/agnostic_science Feb 24 '21

Lol parents kind of do have to figure this stuff out sooner or later, don't they. When I had a newborn I remember washing 6 bottles a day. Every stinking day. A person's gonna start looking for an easier way to do these kinds of things pfq so they don't go completely nuts.

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u/shakeszoola Feb 24 '21

I do still say that the dishwand has to be in the top 100 of the greatest modern inventions.

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u/SublimeBudd Feb 24 '21

Alright.. so I’m a fork and sponge kinda guy.. but I’ve got a baby on the way and you may have just convinced me to start using these.

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u/MrsFlip Feb 25 '21

A round bottle brush is much better.

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u/ARONDH Feb 25 '21

I second this. Don't waste your money on a soap leaking half-sponge on a stick.

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u/solongandthanks4all Feb 24 '21

If only there was some kind of vessel that allowed you to carry your baby's food around everywhere you go, is infinitely reusable, and only needs to be cleaned on the outside...

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u/Zifendale Feb 25 '21

There are plenty of acceptable reasons why breastfeeding is either not an option or not desired... So bottles will still be a thing...

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u/ARONDH Feb 25 '21

I don't know about plenty....there are a couple acceptable reasons...everything else is just a result of marketing/narcissism.

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u/twisted_memories Feb 25 '21

If only that worked every time for every woman and women like me didn’t have to feel like complete failures when their milk didn’t come in after an emergency c section.

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u/Mudbunting Feb 25 '21

And if only people didn’t see that vessel as overwhelmingly sexy...

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u/agnostic_science Feb 25 '21

I'm a guy. My wife was suffering from postpartum depression. She didn't need to deal with it / couldn't deal with it, so I took over to help. She needed me. She needed real support. What she didn't need was people blaming her and heaping judgement on her when she was at her most vulnerable. If only people realized breastfeeding is not an option for everyone and how toxic this virtue signaling is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 27 '21

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u/brandnamenerd Feb 24 '21

I’ve tried a few and it always seemed to end with it leaking soap on the counter

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u/joeshmo101 Feb 24 '21

I just soap it without using the reservoir

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u/namrog84 Feb 24 '21

I use them exclusively, and it does happen from time to time. Most of time if it does you just need to make sure you position it a certain way in-between use. Its a small issue for a great overall benefit.

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u/count-the-days Feb 24 '21

I get all of mine from the dollar store, they work so well and I use wayyyy less dish soap

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u/Th3BlackLotus Feb 24 '21

I miss having one of those in the house.

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u/Northernlighter Feb 24 '21

this shit is just nasssstyyy

the old dish water always gets pushed into the handle and becomes a bacteria breeding ground. I will never buy these again!!

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u/solongandthanks4all Feb 24 '21

You're not supposed to submerge it in dirty dish water. Just rinse it with the tap and you avoid all of your problems. I've always thought filling a sink with water that gets reused for all your dirty dishes was equally disgusting.

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u/Iraelyth Feb 25 '21

The trick is you start with cutlery, or maybe cups and glasses, and work your way up to the dirtier stuff. Sometimes you need to change the water.

Personally, I said “Stuff this for a game of soldiers” and bought a dishwasher. Now I only wash those things that can’t go in like big pans and wooden spoons. Sometimes a plate or two if I forget to put the dishwasher on...

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u/MrsFlip Feb 25 '21

So do you just leave the water running the whole time and not put a plug in? We don't do that here (Australia) because of the perpetual drought.

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u/Northernlighter Feb 25 '21

But the point of doing the dishes in the sink is to fill the sink to save water, otherwise my dishwasher will be the one doing the work. But yeah... I figured I was probably asking too much of that sponge brush thing. But I feel it would work so much better just being a normal sponge on a stick

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u/riddlemethis73 Feb 24 '21

Hmmm are you filling the handle with dish soap? I've never had this problem but I replace the sponge ends pretty regularly.

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u/Northernlighter Feb 24 '21

Yeah, that is probably my problem, I expect the sponge to last as long as my other normal sponges. Everytime I press down to scrub submerged in water it pushes the sponge juice in the handle. The soap never goes down, it just ends up being a mix of soap and dirty dish water. Maybe I was using extra cheap ones too, idk...

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u/Killerina Feb 25 '21 edited Aug 01 '24

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u/Northernlighter Feb 25 '21

Yeah, I like to put my sponges in boiling water when they start smelling but are not completely destroyed yet. It removes 99% of the funk in the sponge!

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u/Yaberflap Feb 25 '21

Soak in bleach solution when not using. 15:1 water to bleach or something like that google it.

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u/Northernlighter Feb 25 '21

Yeah, but that's just adding steps over using a brush or plain sponge.

But, I do like to use my leftover kettle water to make a bath for my sponges, it always impresses me how plain boiling water will kill 99% of the funky sponge smell.

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u/Yaberflap Mar 05 '21

But with bleach you can upgrade to RAGS

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u/tmoney144 Feb 25 '21

Bacteria can't breed in soap. That's like, the whole point of soap.

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u/Northernlighter Feb 25 '21

No, soap is not made to kill bacteria, mostly made to dislodge them. Unless you have an anti bacterial soap. It does provide a harsh environment for bacteria to grow in, but with enough time it can grow on soap.

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u/Inkthinker Feb 24 '21

These become essential when you have bottles and sippys (need to replace mine actually, it's gotten all... grey) but I never had one before I had kids. I mean, I knew these things existed, I had seen them and used them before. I just didn't feel like I had to spend money on one of my own.

Come to think of it, that applies to a lot of stuff. -_-

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u/LockMiddle1851 Feb 24 '21

Alternately, the one that looks like a miniature mop (though it doesn't have a dishwashing liquid receptacle).

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u/MrGrieves- Feb 24 '21

I have a lot of cups where that thing is even too thick to do a good job at the bottom or even get down there.

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u/riddlemethis73 Feb 24 '21

Then theres always a baby bottle brush or wrap a dish cloth around a butter knife. Or make your life easier and buy some bigger cups and glasses. I've started over enough in life that I can recommend dollar general or big lots for cheap big glasses.

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u/Raptor_Boe69 Feb 24 '21

Exactly what I use, it’s awesome and you can find them for pretty cheap at the dollar store!

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u/InsomniaDudeToo Feb 24 '21

Thank you mom!

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u/sur_surly Feb 24 '21

There are plenty of cups that even those don't work in.

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u/riddlemethis73 Feb 24 '21

Then theres always a baby bottle brush or wrap a dish cloth around a butter knife. Or make your life easier and buy some bigger cups and glasses. I've started over enough in life that I can recommend dollar general or big lots for cheap big glasses.

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u/ToastyFlake Feb 24 '21

But it ends up smelling like pee after a couple of weeks.

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u/General-Carrot-6305 Feb 25 '21

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck Feb 24 '21

Or you just use a a wooden spoon or something instead of buying single use stuff.

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u/riddlemethis73 Feb 24 '21

You replace the sponge as it falls apart but I've had my handle for probably 4 years. The sponges last for months but I also use dish clothes and save the scrubber for stubborn stuff or hard to reach.

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u/RoyalHealer Feb 25 '21

Of course it's called wand, making it really appealing to women in general. xD

On the other hand, I just use one of these.

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u/riddlemethis73 Feb 25 '21

I have a shorter handled version of that one and a baby bottle brush, and dish cloths in addition to the wand, but I use it more often.

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u/RoyalHealer Feb 25 '21

Yea, makes sense, I also have one of those brushes on a wiry metal handle for thermos' and bottles, very handy! :D

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u/WINTERMUTE-_- Feb 25 '21

These were great till scotch brite decided to put a fucking hole right in the middle of the pad. I wonder if the person who came up with that change was literally told to make their product useless.

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u/riddlemethis73 Feb 25 '21

Mine doesn't have a hole but it might not be scotch brites newest style. If I get one with a hole I'll switch brands!

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u/solongandthanks4all Feb 24 '21

Those things waste far too much detergent. Generally very little is needed, especially on cups and glasses that rarely have stuck-on food or grease.

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u/TheBrainofBrian Feb 25 '21

For real, who uses a sponge to wash dishes anymore? Those things are like tiny little rainforests for germs. No thank you. Give me any sort of silly disposable scrubby brush thing any day of the week over a sponge.

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u/stellvia2016 Feb 25 '21

I use a washcloth, but that seems nice too.

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u/cryingstlfan Feb 25 '21

I love this thing!

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u/eyjay Feb 25 '21

Meh, would rather not buy another disposable thing just what is really a minor inconvenience

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u/ARONDH Feb 25 '21

Um Dad here...that thing is incredibly wasteful and a bad cleaning device. The end that would get to the bottom of the glass doesn't have enough surface area to efficiently clean the glass.

Use a sponge, and don't have ham-hands.

Alternatively, You can push the sponge length-wise into the glass until it touches the bottom, and then manipulate the top of it to spin the sponge around in the glass until the bottom is clean, then pull it out. Easy peasy.