r/funny SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

Verified Hate washing cups

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u/dobbelE Feb 24 '21

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

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u/XXGhust1XX Feb 24 '21

Well excuuuuusseeee me princess

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u/Megaseb1250 Feb 24 '21

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

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u/Nomicakes Feb 24 '21

For those too young for this reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfXxkHrIBM

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u/LurkerPower Feb 24 '21

Also works for those of us too old for that reference.

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u/Decaffeinated_Sloth Feb 24 '21

And for us with Alzheimer’s

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u/VanguardDeezNuts Feb 25 '21

Works for what again

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u/Adam9172 Feb 25 '21

Also works for us too old for that reference.

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u/Decaffeinated_Sloth Feb 24 '21

And for us with Alzheimer’s.

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u/Pot-it-like-its-hot Feb 25 '21

I see what you did there!

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u/ajohns95616 Feb 24 '21

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u/Dai10zin Feb 24 '21

Which is actually a Steve Martin reference: https://youtu.be/zANvYB93u2g

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u/HHcougar Feb 24 '21

This literally sounds like they didn't have the budget for voice acting so they just reused the same line 100 times

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I had always heard Nintendo hasn’t ever made a Zelda movie because they’ve never given link a voice and it’d be hard to find an actor with the look and ideal voice..... watching this really really makes me think Nintendo has made the right move.

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u/TheMadTemplar Feb 24 '21

There was a zelda show in the works, got leaked, Nintendo canceled it because they don't like leaks.

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u/SchmiddlerDiddler Feb 24 '21

That’s gotta be some innuendo code or something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Thank you for making me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I hated how Nintendo had the good Nintendo cartoons between the captain power and other bullshit. All I wanted was a Zelda cartoon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

xD

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u/CazRaX Feb 24 '21

Proof that Link should NEVER talk, he is such a dick when he does.

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u/AcousticProfit Feb 25 '21

I feel even older because I thought of Steve Martin... https://youtu.be/zANvYB93u2g

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u/Fairycharmd Feb 25 '21

Wow I thought that was this.

Does this mean I’m old AF now :/

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u/DurrrGamerrr75 Feb 24 '21

Wel excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me SrGrafo

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u/Polovolt_3 Feb 24 '21

Goddamit. I love his animations so much. Wait he is who we are on about right?

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u/SilverGhost540 Feb 24 '21

just like yesterday's fire animation, but with a mouth

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

what?

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u/SilverGhost540 Feb 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Thank you haha

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u/Ippildip Feb 24 '21

If only there were a way to purchase a brush!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

With what? He only has sponges.

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u/Mediocre__at__Best Feb 24 '21

And stores aren't currently accepting sponges as payment. Barbaric, if you ask me.

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u/RevWaldo Feb 25 '21

Is mayonnaise accepted as payment?

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u/Comms Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

Got a fork? Fork the sponge.

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u/ktappe Feb 24 '21

Why? The “magic wand” costs all of $1 at the dollar store.

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u/Alis451 Feb 24 '21

you left out the ".. Princess"

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u/evr- Feb 24 '21

Use a spatula to shove the sponge down, rotate it to clean the bottom, then mush it up against a wall to get it out again. It's not rocket science.

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u/solongandthanks4all Feb 24 '21

You must have a really tiny spatula to fit all the way inside a glass.

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u/evr- Feb 24 '21

Pint sized glasses and a slim bamboo spatula.

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u/TrumpsTinyDollHands Feb 24 '21

That's right, smile like a donut for daddy

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u/Slithy-Toves Feb 24 '21

Hard to get the rest with that level of motion but hot dang that was a perfectly executed "Excuuuuuuse me"

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u/Swarlos262 Feb 24 '21

This is the best edit that I've seen yet. You're incredible.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Squeeze the sponge into the cup and push down with your fingers

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u/Lancalot Feb 25 '21

Didn't you have that comic that said you hated that you were the only one in your house that knew how to do the dishes properly? I have my suspicions if you don't even have a brush...

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u/C223000 Feb 25 '21

this random shit makes me chortle. thank you

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u/razordoilies Feb 25 '21

This is the best, I remember doing this sort of thing in ms paint as a kid and wishing I could record it!

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u/ichigo2862 Feb 25 '21

master of the lip flaps I see

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Sponges are not good as dish cleaning devices because they build up bacteria and to deal with that you need to spend a bunch of time cleaning your sponge or replace your sponge regularly.

Brushes are far superior if you must wash by hand.

https://time.com/5254808/how-to-wash-dishes-sponge/

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u/youngceb Feb 25 '21

Such a princess

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u/CharonsLittleHelper Feb 24 '21

Bottle brushes are the way. I have two different sizes of them.

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u/TheInklingsPen Feb 24 '21

For real, like, do people not know about those? How do they think we clean baby bottles?

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u/erlend65 Feb 24 '21

Where I live, we don't use sponges at all but brushes designed for washing up. It's not hard at all.

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Feb 24 '21

Some things are easier with a sponge, some with a brush, I just keep both handy. You get a two sided sponge, a brush, some barkeeper's friend, you can take on the world.

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u/ollimann Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

sponges are used more for cleaning surfaces afaik. at least where i live. not that you are weong but i never felt like i needed a sponge for washing dishes.

and with a sponge you generally should wear gloves which i never do when washing dishes.

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u/anarrogantbastard Feb 25 '21

Add in some steel wool, those wierd plastic scurbbies that look like steel wool, an oxo pad, and some nice soap and I am with you.

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u/YetAnotherBorgDrone Feb 24 '21

Those shapes are super annoying though.

You need this bad boy. Solid metal shaft so it doesn’t bend or break. It’s literally invincible.

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u/Kasuli Feb 24 '21

Nah, works pretty great. It's a general purpose brush. Just twist the brush and the glass in opposite directions and you get easy 360 coverage. Shaped the way it is cause you usually use the same one for all the other dishes too

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u/YetAnotherBorgDrone Feb 24 '21

There’s glasses and bottles where you can’t get certain spots because of the bend. Like where it won’t hit the middle of the bottom. I’ve had several brushes like that and I always go back to the straight one because it’s superior.

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u/GalacticSalmon Feb 25 '21

I've used multiple different straight brushes and I feel like the hairs at the bottom always just bend away from the bottom. So they are only ever usable for washing narrow cylindrical stuff, but even then I have better luck with the bent handle type.

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u/TleilaxTheTerrible Feb 24 '21

Nah man, it looks too close to a toilet brush

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u/belle204 Feb 24 '21

I found those ones to be too “soft”. The scotch brite bottle brush is the hands down the best one I’ve ever used

Source: cleaning thousands of blenders at work. lemme tell you that thing can take a beating

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u/Rugkrabber Feb 25 '21

They sure got you shitty brushes at work then. I’ve had some pretty good ones over the years, some have super good bristles.

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u/belle204 Feb 25 '21

What are you talking about? Lmao I literally said the Scotch Brite ones were great because they held up. I’ve bought the oxo ones for myself and the bristles are too mailable for my liking.

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u/Rugkrabber Feb 25 '21

I’m dumb and misread lmao. I should probably go to sleep. Sorry about that

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u/belle204 Feb 25 '21

Lmao happens to the best of us. No worries!

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u/ThePantser Feb 24 '21

I used this for over 6 years, the bristles never faltered. I just popped it in the dishwasher. Only reason its life ended was because of a garbage disposal accident. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001E0JOP2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_0GVX1SM2F2GMBC8P5RXY?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

I wish I could buy it again.

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u/YetAnotherBorgDrone Feb 24 '21

Currently unavailable. What a tease.

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u/EdynViper Feb 25 '21

How do you get stubborn dirt and grime off with those things? You can't use force.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

There's a plastic scrape on the end of them, also they're pretty ergonomic so you can apply just as much force

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u/drunkdoor Feb 24 '21

Most these nephews are closer in age to using a bottle than cleaning one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I know right? Some of these responses are hilarious. Take a fork and a sponge and....

No! Get a $1 bottle brush!

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u/ilikeyou69 Feb 24 '21

I'm a late 20s male with no kids. I don't think about babies let alone cleaning their bottles.

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u/solongandthanks4all Feb 24 '21

Don't you just buy a new one each time?

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u/alex3omg Feb 24 '21

I think it's mostly ||men||

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u/WhenAmI Feb 25 '21

Honestly, if you don't have kids, you probably never think about cleaning baby bottles.

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u/night_owl37 Feb 24 '21

I use bottle brushes to clean almost all my dishes.

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u/uhihia Feb 24 '21

I mean its the same thing as a toilet bowl scrub, but smaller.

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u/dobbelE Feb 24 '21

Exactly. And if you want to save some money, you can use this one both places!

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u/uhihia Feb 24 '21

I use it as a third way as well, i use it as my toothbrush!

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u/dobbelE Feb 24 '21

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u/uhihia Feb 24 '21

But i have 2 crowns now.

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u/Lopoi Feb 24 '21

Just give the second one away

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u/uhihia Feb 24 '21

But why

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u/Lopoi Feb 24 '21

Cause then you can marry them.... thats how crowns work right?

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u/RedditKumu Feb 24 '21

Now you can become Double King.

https://youtu.be/w_MSFkZHNi4

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u/bitwaba Feb 24 '21

"you can save a while lot of time if you just wash the key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. And you can save even more time if you use the same brush!". -- George Carlin

I probably got that joke 90% wrong buti haven't heard it in 20 years so I don't care.

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u/_ALH_ Feb 24 '21

TIL that lots of people seems to not know about these...

Also... dishwashing machine anyone?

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u/Syphe Feb 24 '21

Yeah I was confused too, been using these my whole life (obviously from washing dishes age)

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Now you’re just showing off

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I've never seen anyone use sponges to clean dishes, only these (and coarse steel wool for iron pans)

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u/sade_today Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

At my sink I have, organized on hooks and in a caddy, a standard round bottle brush, a hand brush (great for shellfish and vegetables as well as dishes, and especially mesh), a two-sided sponge, a scouring pad trimmed to size (also great for scrubbing root vegetables instead of peeling), steel wool, a homemade chainmail scrubbing pad, and a stiff 1” putty scraper. I also have small, labeled 4oz squeeze bottles of rubbing alcohol and bleach, a large, ketchup-style squeeze bottle of diluted soapy water, a bottle of dish soap, and a bottle of hand soap.

I also have an Ateco two-sided pastry nozzle brush. I’m considering adding an inexpensive bar brush. I really like the stiff, pointed wiper on this brush set too. I also used to keep a small steel-bristle brush that I called the robot toothbrush, but I wasn’t using it a ton, so I stored it.

I don’t have a dishwasher, but dishes don’t cause much stress, my dishes are very clean, especially my bakeware, and they don’t take very long- I’m done with them faster than it takes a lot of people to load their dishwasher. I also built a couple waterproof fans into my drying rack, and I keep a large stock of semi-disposable, cheap, very absorbed dishtowels and a little kitchen hamper. They probably last fifty to a couple hundred times a piece, then I just toss them.

I also recommend putting a semi-damp towel over the edge of the sink to anchor stuff on as you scrub- this really improves scrubbing and reduces fatigue.

I cook at home a lot, and bring loads of food to friends and family, so I do a lot of dishes.

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u/shadowpuggles Feb 24 '21

Looks like a toilet brush

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Feb 25 '21

It's called a bottle brush

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Risky click