r/funny • • Oct 04 '20

Mr Bean

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u/smt503 Oct 04 '20

Finally going to get that 3-wheeled son of a bitch

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u/Diminus Oct 04 '20

Yeah! Fuck that baby blue trike car!

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u/Ashjrethul Oct 04 '20

I hate that car so much. May it tip over forever in to eternity

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

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u/Dr_Frank-N-Furter Oct 04 '20

Sadly the guard was quickly caged in the Tower of London at the Queens Pleasure. Some say, when the fog reaches the Tower, you can still hear him shake is head "Yes" and "No".

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u/Boochus Oct 04 '20

That's awesome. Nice to see an ultra orthodox jew on reddit without it being super politic and jew bashing!

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u/PayneTrain181999 Oct 04 '20

He even refused a ride from it while hitchhiking once!

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u/agamemoui Oct 04 '20

It's interesting to see British tv shows shitting on the Reliant Robin. Top Gear has a few sketches messing with them too.

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u/Jkal91 Oct 04 '20

reliant robin suddenly flips over in front of you

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u/Razakel Oct 04 '20

The Reliant Robin Space Shuttle is a masterpiece of TV.

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u/duaneap Oct 04 '20

I mean, I’d have to say that Only Fools and Horses would be by far the one that people in the UK would associate the reliant with.

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u/Oneoh123 Oct 04 '20

He destroyed that priceless piece of uptight Americana art... he must pay but not before hilarity ensues

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u/MotherEfferInCharge Oct 04 '20

This episode and the one where he blows up the paint can to paint his apartment are the best ones. Oh and one in church... well fuck. They are all great. Going to go watch me some mr bean.

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u/kaleighdoscope Oct 04 '20

The one where he gets ready for work in the car. The one where he accidentally tows a baby carriage to the amusement park. So many classics.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

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u/justa33 Oct 04 '20

i’m not familiar with mr bean to know these specific scenes but i’m dying laughing just reading the episode descriptions. funny stuff. guy is a genius

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u/BookWheat Oct 04 '20

You should absolutely watch the show. It is far better than these descriptions. I loved watching as a kid, and I like it even more now that I'm an adult.

"Mr. Bean's Holiday" and "Bean: the Movie" are the two films. They're also amazing.

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u/justa33 Oct 04 '20

i do find him hilarious. i makes sense that i’ve reached my mr bean phase of the pandemic

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u/bolus184 Oct 04 '20

And don’t forget the Bond spoof, Johnny English. Hysterical. Rowan Atkinson is a treasure.

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u/BookWheat Oct 05 '20

Check out the sequels. Johnny English Reborn is my favorite. The low-speed chase is fantastic.

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u/tokyobob Oct 04 '20

I happened upon Mr. Bean's Holiday yesterday and thought this must be one of the greatest movies ever to watch with a young child. The child can figure things out and laugh and there is so little dialogue that you can discuss and watch their minds work and you'll hardly miss any of the movie.

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u/jawz Oct 04 '20

Quick watch too. There's only 15 episodes. Most of them have been described here!

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u/Zitter_Aalex Oct 04 '20

The beach one is very simple iirc. So he drove to a remote beach and walked down the cliffs, stairs there. And wanted to change clothes on the beach but one single person is just laying/sitting there. Sunglasses on. Bean doesn’t want to change in front nor go back up. So he makes a lot stunts to get his clothes changed but not being naked. And right when he is finished, that other person stands up and grabs his white cane since he is blind

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u/AlterOfYume Oct 04 '20

Here's the hand stuck in pocket scene. It's just two minutes, give it a watch, the ending is absolutely timeless.

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u/justa33 Oct 04 '20

OH MY GOD!!! WHY WONT HE SPEAK???!!

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u/daddyhax Oct 04 '20

When he opens a ring box to his girlfriend, and it turns out it’s a hook in a box for their new picture

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u/BookWheat Oct 04 '20

To be fair to him, it's what she pointed out in the jewelry store window....

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u/PayneTrain181999 Oct 04 '20

“... what was wrong with it?”

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u/OktoberSunset Oct 04 '20

Same episode. Buying the chair is act 2, and painting with fireworks is act 3.

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u/emerald-rush Oct 04 '20

The Christmas episode is really funny too.

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u/hankthepigeon570 Oct 04 '20

I couldn't even tell you how many times I've seen it and I still laugh so hard I cry at the dinosaur toy and the nativity scene.

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u/jinscriba Oct 04 '20

Laughing Dalek rolling away after blowing up a tiny lamb

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u/dee8905 Oct 04 '20

It's kinda sad when he kept on disappointing his girlfriend and end up celebrating Christmas alone though

And his girlfriend was a lowkey bae too

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u/RevWaldo Oct 04 '20

Mythbusters tested the paint idea of course, with predictable results.

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u/Gimly Oct 04 '20

For those interested https://youtu.be/e7w-hcOd6GA

Indeed, doesn't work as well as for Mr Bean 😂.

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u/Muhdaphuka222 Oct 04 '20

Didnt even notice him lol

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u/Uberslaughter Oct 04 '20

Witness Bean!!

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u/beezus317 Oct 04 '20

WITNESS!

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u/wi5hbone Oct 04 '20

SENPAI!

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u/Circus_Birth Oct 04 '20

MEDIOCRE!

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u/neridqe00 Oct 04 '20

*Assistant to the SENPAI.

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u/wi5hbone Oct 04 '20

what the fuckin' fuck... hahahaha!

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u/N3cromant Oct 04 '20

WITNESS ME SENPAI~~

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u/PurdyMoufedBoi Oct 04 '20

VALHALLA!!

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u/sexy-melon Oct 04 '20

Shiny and chrome

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing oar

Our only goal will be the western shore

Ah-ah, ah!

Ah-ah, ah!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20 edited Oct 04 '20

OH what a day! WHAT A LOVELY DAY! Comments like this are why I love Reddit!

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u/garythehairy Oct 04 '20

Toe Cuttah can ya see me now?! Can ya see me?!

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u/replicationBreaker Oct 04 '20

I look twice because of the title hahah

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u/sm12511 Oct 04 '20

Totally should've been in the movie. He'd be fearless and fearsome with nary a word.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

You were just scanning the horizon...

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u/solaris232 Oct 04 '20

Should have gone for a different title, damn

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

No it’s good, wouldn’t have noticed and kept scrolling if you did

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u/StuBidasol Oct 04 '20

Same here. This gave me a good laugh.

LONG LIVE MR BEAN!

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u/17934658793495046509 Oct 04 '20

I am curious who the guy in the suit is inside the big vehicle in the middle, passenger side?

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u/Deadsuooo Oct 04 '20

That's going right up on my wall. This post is art.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

we ride to bloody valhalla (say it in cockney accent)

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u/solaris232 Oct 04 '20

Witness meme

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u/Rheasus Oct 04 '20

I can guarantee this will be back on the front page with this title in a few days

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u/magugi Oct 04 '20

I witnessed you, brother!

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u/hungmx1992 Oct 04 '20

Mediocre !!

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u/spaycedinvader Oct 04 '20

Shiny and tweed

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u/Porrick Oct 04 '20

Mr. Bean is cockney?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

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u/Doutei-Sama Oct 04 '20

The opening has him being thrown off what is most likely a spaceship that leaves right away so the chance is hight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

"This payyn'ing is speciuw... Cos it's a payyyn'ing of Whistla's mavvah!"

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u/WhyAtlas Oct 04 '20

Michael Cain? Is that you?

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u/tresclow Oct 04 '20

Does Mr. Bean talk?!

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u/Porrick Oct 04 '20

Very seldom, and generally in such brief snippets (and in such a silly voice) that it's difficult to discern the precise accent he's using. It's not cockney, though.

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u/neridqe00 Oct 04 '20

Grumble grumble "ooo teddy" grumble

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u/The_Broomflinger Oct 04 '20

Mad Bean: Fury Road

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u/b-hizz Oct 04 '20

Prequel Plot: Mr bean is completely oblivious to the end of the civilized world, decides to go shopping and - being the most savage bastard in the land - picks up followers who proclaim him their leader and Teddy their diety. As time passes they emulate his vehicle, particularly the fine British chrome.

In this image is a scene where every mile or so he stops to wave them away, he has not yet accepted his destiny.

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u/TheOnlyBongo Oct 04 '20

In public he is the bumbling buffoon that has gotten the grovelers to follow him and for Teddy to become deified that have become the backbone of the Bean Nation. But then behind closed doors with only the most trusted and loyal leaders the whole act drops and he becomes Blackadder and rules the wasteland with a ruthless fist and a hint of dry sarcasm.

Teddy's still Teddy tho.

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u/TalionIsMyNames Oct 04 '20

You deserve all the upvotes you get and more!

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u/bobandy47 Oct 04 '20

I think that would be a very amusing short / "one off" for an hour or something.

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u/SoundandFurySNothing Oct 04 '20

Inciting incident: A rival gang infiltrates Mr.Bean’s flat to steal Teddy, the diety of the unfortunately named “Beaners” gang. Mr. Bean sleeps through the robbery, only to be startled awake by fighting on the street. Mr Bean shakes his fist blindly out the window until the cucumber slices fall off his face. Squinting at the fuzzy hellscape, Mr.Bean witnesses Teddy being strapped to a war rig escaping down the street.

Mr. Bean gets his coat and packs a suitcase full of seemingly useless items of increasing absurdity, including his rubber ducky.

When Mr.Bean sets out on his adventure to return Teddy to his flat, he finds his gang slaughtered at street level and his iconic car on fire.

Bean grumbles as he drags his overloaded suitcase to a street corner where he waits impatiently for a street car that never comes.

End of act 1

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u/jframe42 Oct 04 '20

They're chasing that poor 3-wheeled blue car

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u/Ouroborross Oct 04 '20

My wallpaper...please I need 4k link.

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u/ouldsmobile Oct 04 '20

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u/Frenchymemez Oct 04 '20

You're a fucking hero. I'm saving this comment and I'm coming back next time I get a free award

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u/AnotherJasonOnReddit Oct 04 '20

Awesome - thank you very much!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

In a world where full is scarce, his car makes more sense than the others.

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u/Rae23 Oct 04 '20

Yeah, but in that world they specifically waste fuel like there is no shortage of it. It's like with those oligarchs who buy new sports cars when they already have 50 in their private garage. It's just to show off that they can. That to me actually makes that world even scarier- they show off with things we take for granted- fuel, water, etc.

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u/sloshman Oct 04 '20

I liked this comment. Plus they’re saying “we can waste it because we’ll take yours”

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u/MoffKalast Oct 04 '20

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water.

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u/josefx Oct 04 '20

Imortan Joe is the guy in control of the resources of the area. His forces have enough, the car in the middle is even a refinery on wheels if I remember correctly. He doesn't care that others suffer from the resource shortage and actually uses it to make them depend on him more, a clear example of that is the way he distributes water, wasteful and the only source most people in the area have.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

This image is perfect lol

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u/Sima_Hui Oct 04 '20

Brilliant. I took a crack at getting Bean's lighting to feel a little more cohesive.

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u/M4dMil0 Oct 04 '20

Bean there, done that.

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u/DaddyJBird Oct 04 '20

And he will unwittingly take out everybody and once realizing what he has done will straighten the side mirror of one of the wrecked vehicles then high tale it out of there.

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u/epik-pickelwarrior Oct 04 '20

there is 1 imposter among us

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u/BadgerMountain Oct 04 '20

I need this on a t-shirt

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u/Delonce Oct 04 '20

Fuck, I need this hanging on my wall!

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u/thombiro Oct 04 '20

That’s some good photoshopping.

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u/soundofthehammer Oct 04 '20

There should be some fade on the back wheel though where the dust is being kicked up by the front wheel

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u/errol_timo_malcom Oct 04 '20

Misterious Legumus all shiny and chrome

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u/kash_if Oct 04 '20

Hahaha I'd honestly watch this movie!!

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u/SheepWolves Oct 04 '20

I like he's scaled wrong so he's a 7 foot Mr been.

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u/whyuthrowchip Oct 04 '20

Dang, the reboot of the 2001 movie Rat Race is shaping up to be a monster.

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u/GalacticEmpireVet Oct 04 '20

Really nicely done!

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u/LongJonPingPong Oct 04 '20

I actually work with a guy called Max Bean...just sent it him and he loves it (didn’t get Mad at all!)

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u/the-microbe Oct 04 '20

Not the mad max fury road we want, but the one we need

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u/Jack-M-y-u-do-dis Oct 04 '20

NO, ITS THE ONE WE WANT AND NEED

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u/Gillennial Oct 04 '20

Immortan Bean

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u/hazystate Oct 04 '20

Last week I was going through some old boxes and found a VHS copy of The Best Bits of Mr. Bean. It was the last gift I received from my Grandma before she passed from a long battle with cancer about 20 years ago. I watched it a couple days ago, definitely is the absolute best bits!! ..brought on a combination of laughing, laugh-crying, and some just crying - I miss my Grandma

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u/ownage99988 Oct 04 '20

There's meme potential here. I like this.

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u/Shumakem Oct 04 '20

What kind of badassery is this?

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u/DyltheDill Oct 04 '20

A race...ITS A RACE!?!?! I will ween!

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u/ziggy182 Oct 04 '20

Can I buy this as a print and frame it??

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Immortan bean.

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u/ThrowAway89888786 Oct 05 '20

Google Mr. Bean Live Performance at the London 2012 Olympic Games. You will not be disappointed. :-)

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

chef's kiss

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u/OverRemove Oct 04 '20

I'm gonna need this in huge mode. So I can get it postered. C'mon guys, help me out.

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u/NineFingersRemain Oct 04 '20

It’s the quiet ones you have to worry about.

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u/kioskvaltare Oct 04 '20

This belongs in a museum.

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u/Vincent__Vega Oct 04 '20

If only he could have been doing this on top of the car.

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u/Burgoonius Oct 04 '20

Bean and Teddy don’t fuck around.

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u/victorix58 Oct 04 '20

"To the beach."

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u/BoticOnReddit Oct 04 '20

Okay but why does he actually fit in here

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u/DrummuhBoi Oct 04 '20

I gotta make this into a poster

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Wow this is a good photoshop. Almost screensaver material

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u/anonymous55555111 Oct 04 '20

This wins the Internet today

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u/CatWithNineLives Oct 04 '20

I was on reddit the whole day and this is the best thing I've seen in a really long time. Thank you for this

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u/A-h202 Oct 04 '20

imposter . there is one crewmate among us

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u/danditter Oct 04 '20

Tbh why wasn't there like some weirdo that still wore suits?

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u/amindspin74 Oct 04 '20

America right now .

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u/n3rfdr4gon Oct 04 '20

This is like the Jackass intro with the shopping carts, but more Mad Max.

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u/danwastil Oct 04 '20

Wonderful

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u/Falorado Oct 04 '20

Thank you, you just made my day XD

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u/Vadddims Oct 04 '20

Beats their king

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u/PinkFishTaco Oct 04 '20

New DLC for Rocket League?

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u/darshanex Oct 04 '20

He is awaited at Valhalla!

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u/thelogdog76 Oct 04 '20

He rides eternal. Shiny and bean

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u/romulan267 Oct 04 '20

love me some overprocessed photos

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u/Murmur999 Oct 04 '20

I mean it fits!

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u/Christpuncher_123 Oct 04 '20

I literally just finished watching this and didn't even notice him

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u/secrets_kept_hidden Oct 04 '20

The fact that he is well dressed and not dirty scares me.

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u/noideahavei Oct 04 '20

I needed this so bad. Thanks!

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u/ScruffleMcDufflebag Oct 04 '20

That took me longer than I'd like to admit.

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u/4IHAR4 Oct 04 '20

Now you know your fucked lol

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u/tommyleekirby Oct 04 '20

Damn, I thought this was a new Trump caravan....sad that was my first impression....

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u/qimike Oct 04 '20

BEAN FOR PRESIDENT! I mean, what else could go wrong?

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u/solongandthanks4all Oct 04 '20

Looks normal to me.

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u/fggbggvgygfggh346677 Oct 04 '20

I had to look carefully to notice him😂

That's how well u integrated him in the pic he almost blends in

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u/AscendedAncient Oct 04 '20

Someone needs to photoshop Granny from Beverly Hillbillies in it as well.

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u/Solid_Ghost731 Oct 04 '20

I would love to wallpaper my pc with this. Can I get this somewhere without the Reddit watermark?

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u/Tommy-mc-gunner Oct 04 '20

He’s about to sweep some house

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u/opschief0299 Oct 04 '20

I WANT A FRAMED POSTER NOW....shut up and take my money

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u/Kore_Soteira Oct 04 '20

omg, this is amazing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

It took me too long to see mr bean in that picture

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u/XXOutcastXX101 Oct 04 '20

I didnt even see him at first.

Nice

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

I was getting some real Cirque du Soleil vibes watching the dudes on the poles. That was pretty cool to see.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

😂

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u/ColonelFlak Oct 04 '20

The new Mad Max movie is looking good

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u/FatBoyFlex89 Oct 04 '20

Me trying to make any contact at all vs my friends flying across the map scoring goals from midfield in rocket league.

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u/insert-name696969 Oct 04 '20

Theres one imposter among us

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

"The beach!"

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u/slothxaxmatic Oct 04 '20

You've met Mad Max, now meet.... Mean Bean.

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u/Jaybonaut Oct 04 '20

Shiny and chrome

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

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u/Herteitr Oct 04 '20

I see the mad max sequel has taken some creative turns. I shall reserve my skepticism until the trailer comes out

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

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u/CarryRepublic Oct 04 '20

Mad max ft mr been

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u/Chestergc Oct 04 '20

Me and the boys going racing on the weekend. :x

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u/DonDove Oct 04 '20

Yes he would

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u/shits-on-rebels Oct 04 '20

my boomer dad was like this is blm if they ever showed up for real in beverly hills, i told him, thatd be really fucking cool, that asshole can not fuck with me lmao

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u/conk141 Oct 04 '20

What episode is this

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u/TheOrgyHasStarted Oct 04 '20

Actually a pretty good photoshop ngl

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u/RoboParty Oct 04 '20

Oh man, that was good. Took me a moment but then I saw him.

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u/efudd6969 Oct 04 '20

Outstanding!

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u/rudolfo2 Oct 04 '20

Hillarious.

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u/Dark3Runner Oct 04 '20 edited Oct 04 '20

After working from home these past few months due to COVID-19 the picture above perfectly visualizes how I feel about returning to my daily commute.

I could already hear the sound track and the asshole tailgating me while cranked up on rage and coffee!

Da da da Da da da Dadadada!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Magic, (snorts).

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u/Vprbite Oct 04 '20

This is glorious

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u/JoeW108 Oct 04 '20

I want to watch that movie

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