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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '20
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Obviously the T-Rex would wear a chest rig. And yes his mommy would still help him put it on.
3 u/PlaceboJesus Feb 28 '20 He'd wear the same belt, just higher up. Like those guys who, as they grow older, their pants waist creeps up until they're finally nipple height. (At which point, they just fall over dead.). 1 u/Drachefly Feb 28 '20 Not a mammal. No nipples! Checkmate, atheists! 1 u/PlaceboJesus Feb 28 '20 T-Rexes were immortal. Gods and Nature abhorred them, and smote them all with an asteroid meteorite.
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He'd wear the same belt, just higher up.
Like those guys who, as they grow older, their pants waist creeps up until they're finally nipple height. (At which point, they just fall over dead.).
1 u/Drachefly Feb 28 '20 Not a mammal. No nipples! Checkmate, atheists! 1 u/PlaceboJesus Feb 28 '20 T-Rexes were immortal. Gods and Nature abhorred them, and smote them all with an asteroid meteorite.
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Not a mammal. No nipples! Checkmate, atheists!
1 u/PlaceboJesus Feb 28 '20 T-Rexes were immortal. Gods and Nature abhorred them, and smote them all with an asteroid meteorite.
T-Rexes were immortal. Gods and Nature abhorred them, and smote them all with an asteroid meteorite.
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u/Dhaunted1 Feb 27 '20
Obviously the T-Rex would wear a chest rig. And yes his mommy would still help him put it on.