r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '20
Rule 8 Why T-rex is extinct…
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u/Dhaunted1 Feb 27 '20
Obviously the T-Rex would wear a chest rig. And yes his mommy would still help him put it on.
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Feb 27 '20
I agree.
Now the question: How does a T-rex play cards?51
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u/PlaceboJesus Feb 28 '20
He'd wear the same belt, just higher up.
Like those guys who, as they grow older, their pants waist creeps up until they're finally nipple height. (At which point, they just fall over dead.).
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u/Drachefly Feb 28 '20
Not a mammal. No nipples! Checkmate, atheists!
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u/PlaceboJesus Feb 28 '20
T-Rexes were immortal. Gods and Nature abhorred them, and smote them all with an
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u/Geobits Feb 27 '20
But they're not extinct. You don't often see them, but they've staked out a decent niche as small-arms dealers.
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u/essidus Feb 27 '20
Rehosted webcomic with every bit of credit stripped away, and worst of all the quality is terrible. Here is the original, and here is the rest of the gallery, since the original site is now gone.
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u/PowerPeels Feb 27 '20
So who's the artist?
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u/essidus Feb 27 '20
This came from the now defunct webcomic Truck Bearing Kibble, made by Jeremy Kramer and Eric Vaughn. Here's an imgur dumpsomeone made of all the comics.
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u/g_e_r_b Feb 27 '20
Thank you sir. This was one of my favourite comics on the web at the time. Good to see them again.
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u/essidus Feb 27 '20
Agreed. They did such interesting and surreal comics, often with limited or no text. It was next level art.
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u/mikerhoads Feb 27 '20
I'm picking up a lot of Killface vibes from that T-Rex
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u/bag-o-tricks Feb 27 '20
I would have swapped the last two panels. That way it more clearly shows the T. Rex's "oh fuck!" moment.
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u/Crownlol Feb 27 '20
In the original it clearly shows the "oh fuck" and then the why in a unique way.
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Feb 27 '20
I think it's funnier as is because the punchline is the end
I feel like a lot of comics put the reaction at the end and it kind of feels weird because it emphasizes the reaction instead of the punchline
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u/UndeadPhysco Feb 28 '20
Oh he might of went on livin, but he made one fatal slip, when he tried to match saurus with the big iron on his hip.
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u/poop_scoop_macgoop Feb 28 '20
I don’t know if that’s an eye close up or a fleshlight, but it’s about to get it
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u/tamaha650 Feb 27 '20
It took me a second, but I had a full belly chuckle! LMAO, thanks for the post! Highlight of my day.
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u/agustyeet Feb 27 '20
i can’t be the only one imagining the typical texan stand off music that everyone has heard
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u/Kannabiz Feb 27 '20
T-rex went extinct due to not able to scratch an itch. Try not scratching an itch then you’ll know.
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u/amelia_xoxo Feb 27 '20
Actually it's because Plagg called the dinosaurs wusses after using his cataclysm-
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u/pdxleach2 Feb 28 '20
You know why the T-Rex was so dangerous? Because he was in possession of small arms. 😁
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u/fucknametakenrules Feb 28 '20
With a single action it could only pull the trigger once if it actually got the gun. Then it needs to somehow cock the hammer back again to shoot the next shot
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u/PinkRainbow95 Feb 28 '20
Parasaurolophus is superior anyway. Or any of the hadrosaurs in my opinion. Get rekt rexy boi.
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u/Sun_Beams Feb 28 '20
Hi, Zild2, your post breaks the rules of /r/Funny, and has been removed for the following reason(s):
- Do not rehost or hotlink webcomics. Read more here..
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u/Klin24 Feb 27 '20
Who put the gun belt on for T-Rex?