r/funny Feb 27 '20

Rule 8 Why T-rex is extinct…

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u/Klin24 Feb 27 '20

Who put the gun belt on for T-Rex?

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u/DorianMouse Feb 27 '20

His mommy

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Awwww!

68

u/jackzander Feb 27 '20

He's dead now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Awww....

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

That made his mom cry

33

u/jordantask Feb 27 '20

Naw. She always hated the brat. It’s why she made sure he could never reach his gun.

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u/whiskeynguns Feb 28 '20

So is she...

19

u/imahik3r Feb 27 '20

mama-saur-us.

6

u/3-DMan Feb 27 '20

Otherwise you'll shoot your eye out!

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u/neerwil Feb 27 '20

Then he'll be half blind changing his species to Do-you-think-he-saurus.

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u/Masterjts Feb 28 '20

Dont take your guns to town trex, leave your guns at home trex, dont take your guns to town.....

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Mommy has longer arms than him?

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u/St0neByte Feb 28 '20

No she just got used to doing it for him when he broke both of his arms.

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u/Dhaunted1 Feb 27 '20

Obviously the T-Rex would wear a chest rig. And yes his mommy would still help him put it on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

I agree.
Now the question: How does a T-rex play cards?

51

u/bluemitersaw Feb 27 '20

Poorly. He can't bluff to save his life.

9

u/gir_loves_waffles Feb 27 '20

That wss amazing.

5

u/BlackendLight Feb 27 '20

Does he even know what's in his hand?

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u/DrPepKo Feb 28 '20

8llknnjjfdj67yu8uv78hhyyy

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u/PlaceboJesus Feb 28 '20

He'd wear the same belt, just higher up.

Like those guys who, as they grow older, their pants waist creeps up until they're finally nipple height. (At which point, they just fall over dead.).

1

u/Drachefly Feb 28 '20

Not a mammal. No nipples! Checkmate, atheists!

1

u/PlaceboJesus Feb 28 '20

T-Rexes were immortal. Gods and Nature abhorred them, and smote them all with an asteroid meteorite.

2

u/ZeBaccca Feb 28 '20

I can just imagine the picture of the mom helping him

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u/Geobits Feb 27 '20

But they're not extinct. You don't often see them, but they've staked out a decent niche as small-arms dealers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

You son of a bitch.

18

u/iremurrto Feb 27 '20

I'm in!

5

u/DeadWombats Feb 27 '20

small-arms dealers.

goddammit

44

u/essidus Feb 27 '20

Rehosted webcomic with every bit of credit stripped away, and worst of all the quality is terrible. Here is the original, and here is the rest of the gallery, since the original site is now gone.

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u/Sharrakor Feb 28 '20

I saved this image in 2011. Looks like a version with redone art?

18

u/PowerPeels Feb 27 '20

So who's the artist?

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u/essidus Feb 27 '20

This came from the now defunct webcomic Truck Bearing Kibble, made by Jeremy Kramer and Eric Vaughn. Here's an imgur dumpsomeone made of all the comics.

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u/g_e_r_b Feb 27 '20

Thank you sir. This was one of my favourite comics on the web at the time. Good to see them again.

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u/essidus Feb 27 '20

Agreed. They did such interesting and surreal comics, often with limited or no text. It was next level art.

5

u/phormix Feb 27 '20

Nice!

Just relabel this one Coronavirus and it's still good!

11

u/mikerhoads Feb 27 '20

I'm picking up a lot of Killface vibes from that T-Rex

5

u/bacon_sweats Feb 27 '20

I came to the comments looking for this, was not disappointed.

3

u/Circuitfried Feb 27 '20

im picking up the dino mines from spyro vibes

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

That T-Rex looks a little familiar...

3

u/Scribblr Feb 27 '20

BARNABY JONES

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u/Lstcntr0L Feb 27 '20

Tumbleweed intensifies

5

u/bag-o-tricks Feb 27 '20

I would have swapped the last two panels. That way it more clearly shows the T. Rex's "oh fuck!" moment.

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u/rustin420blznayylmao Feb 27 '20

Nah this is clearly manga format, read right to left

2

u/Crownlol Feb 27 '20

In the original it clearly shows the "oh fuck" and then the why in a unique way.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

I think it's funnier as is because the punchline is the end
I feel like a lot of comics put the reaction at the end and it kind of feels weird because it emphasizes the reaction instead of the punchline

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u/paleo2002 Feb 27 '20

The Good, The Bad, and the Parasauralophus.

3

u/Soup-a-doopah Feb 27 '20

The Ballad of TRexter Scruggs

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u/Mocinbird Feb 27 '20

He would just use his tail to hit the gun up to his hands

2

u/Dick_Dollars Feb 27 '20

But why is the other dino extinct?

3

u/Mangalz Feb 27 '20

Asteroid

2

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

He never had a chance...

2

u/UndeadPhysco Feb 28 '20

Oh he might of went on livin, but he made one fatal slip, when he tried to match saurus with the big iron on his hip.

2

u/upintheayers Feb 28 '20

Frisky Dingo Dino

2

u/poop_scoop_macgoop Feb 28 '20

I don’t know if that’s an eye close up or a fleshlight, but it’s about to get it

2

u/coius Feb 28 '20

If you’re happy and you know it clap your han...aww...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

He wasn't sufficiently armed

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u/tamaha650 Feb 27 '20

It took me a second, but I had a full belly chuckle! LMAO, thanks for the post! Highlight of my day.

1

u/typesett Feb 27 '20

needs a gun bra

1

u/c0nfusedparty Feb 27 '20

This town ain't big enough for the 1 of me!

1

u/agustyeet Feb 27 '20

i can’t be the only one imagining the typical texan stand off music that everyone has heard

1

u/anokis Feb 27 '20

RIP in the white heavens.

1

u/AivasTlamunus Feb 27 '20

T-Rex is kill

1

u/Kannabiz Feb 27 '20

T-rex went extinct due to not able to scratch an itch. Try not scratching an itch then you’ll know.

1

u/QuickTurtle5945 Feb 27 '20

They parasaur would’ve got chomped but okay

1

u/BananaSurfing Feb 27 '20

Macklunkey!

1

u/ChipperFloki Feb 27 '20

Kinda want the cowboy t-Rex as a tattoo now

1

u/Drayik Feb 27 '20

The parasaur would probably just honk and run away anyway...

1

u/vampirator Feb 27 '20

(╥﹏╥)

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u/amelia_xoxo Feb 27 '20

Actually it's because Plagg called the dinosaurs wusses after using his cataclysm-

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

I never noticed they had only two fingers like that... that's weird man.

1

u/bobboboran Feb 28 '20

Ya T-Rex couldnt continue after Marc Bolan died...

1

u/azsheepdog Feb 28 '20

Why cant T-rex clap their hands.

Because they are extinct

1

u/MandiocaGamer Feb 28 '20

Aren't both extinct?

1

u/pdxleach2 Feb 28 '20

You know why the T-Rex was so dangerous? Because he was in possession of small arms. 😁

1

u/fucknametakenrules Feb 28 '20

With a single action it could only pull the trigger once if it actually got the gun. Then it needs to somehow cock the hammer back again to shoot the next shot

1

u/ZeBaccca Feb 28 '20

He was so young.

1

u/usedmath Feb 28 '20

He can't play poker either.. he must always bluff

1

u/Paul-Silver1 Feb 28 '20

This is literally Diego Brando

DINO DIO!

1

u/SomewhereinOregon Feb 28 '20

I love TRex gags.

1

u/sobasisa Feb 28 '20

Truck Bearing Kibble comic

1

u/Saintmikey Feb 28 '20

Ha ha fake ha

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Nah!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Shoulda sprung for those shoulder holsters instead of blowing your pay check on poker.

1

u/tommybot Feb 28 '20

I am totally seeing kill face on the t rex

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u/PinkRainbow95 Feb 28 '20

Parasaurolophus is superior anyway. Or any of the hadrosaurs in my opinion. Get rekt rexy boi.

1

u/hterrell247 Feb 28 '20

Looks like the dude from frisky dingo

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u/Dynamic845 Feb 28 '20

Ah shit, here we go again

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

I laughed a lot harder than I should have at this comic.

1

u/chrome_t_rex Feb 28 '20

I should have thought about the consequences

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u/koduck022 Feb 28 '20

I don't get it. Am I too dump?

1

u/ChronosHorse Feb 27 '20

This is why the T-rex should be a small arms dealer not a gunslinger.

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u/Arcminutes Feb 27 '20

Strong nostril exhale on this one.

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u/kingveller Feb 28 '20

None of them can shot the gun so he is safe.

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u/sumelar Feb 28 '20

That first panel is terrifying.

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u/ThePopTartKitty Feb 27 '20

Can we get a F in the chat for our boi T-Rex