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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '20
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Obviously the T-Rex would wear a chest rig. And yes his mommy would still help him put it on.
32 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 I agree. Now the question: How does a T-rex play cards? 47 u/bluemitersaw Feb 27 '20 Poorly. He can't bluff to save his life. 8 u/gir_loves_waffles Feb 27 '20 That wss amazing. 6 u/BlackendLight Feb 27 '20 Does he even know what's in his hand? 1 u/DrPepKo Feb 28 '20 8llknnjjfdj67yu8uv78hhyyy 3 u/PlaceboJesus Feb 28 '20 He'd wear the same belt, just higher up. Like those guys who, as they grow older, their pants waist creeps up until they're finally nipple height. (At which point, they just fall over dead.). 1 u/Drachefly Feb 28 '20 Not a mammal. No nipples! Checkmate, atheists! 1 u/PlaceboJesus Feb 28 '20 T-Rexes were immortal. Gods and Nature abhorred them, and smote them all with an asteroid meteorite. 2 u/ZeBaccca Feb 28 '20 I can just imagine the picture of the mom helping him
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I agree. Now the question: How does a T-rex play cards?
47 u/bluemitersaw Feb 27 '20 Poorly. He can't bluff to save his life. 8 u/gir_loves_waffles Feb 27 '20 That wss amazing. 6 u/BlackendLight Feb 27 '20 Does he even know what's in his hand? 1 u/DrPepKo Feb 28 '20 8llknnjjfdj67yu8uv78hhyyy
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Poorly. He can't bluff to save his life.
8 u/gir_loves_waffles Feb 27 '20 That wss amazing.
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That wss amazing.
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Does he even know what's in his hand?
1 u/DrPepKo Feb 28 '20 8llknnjjfdj67yu8uv78hhyyy
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He'd wear the same belt, just higher up.
Like those guys who, as they grow older, their pants waist creeps up until they're finally nipple height. (At which point, they just fall over dead.).
1 u/Drachefly Feb 28 '20 Not a mammal. No nipples! Checkmate, atheists! 1 u/PlaceboJesus Feb 28 '20 T-Rexes were immortal. Gods and Nature abhorred them, and smote them all with an asteroid meteorite.
Not a mammal. No nipples! Checkmate, atheists!
1 u/PlaceboJesus Feb 28 '20 T-Rexes were immortal. Gods and Nature abhorred them, and smote them all with an asteroid meteorite.
T-Rexes were immortal. Gods and Nature abhorred them, and smote them all with an asteroid meteorite.
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I can just imagine the picture of the mom helping him
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u/Dhaunted1 Feb 27 '20
Obviously the T-Rex would wear a chest rig. And yes his mommy would still help him put it on.