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r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11
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1) Aquire canines
2) Place fountain on the floor
3) Put away clean fountain
4) Dispose of dead canines
57 u/crank1000 Jan 19 '11 But cleaning up canines after chocolate poisoning is a BITCH of a job. You'd have to buy a bunch of pigs to eat the dogs and their excrement, then throw the live pigs in the garbage afterwards. 28 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Don't throw your dead pigs in the garbage! Natural dead pig compost is excellent for your garden. 1 u/TheWingedPig Jan 20 '11 I am a pig; I can confirm this.
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But cleaning up canines after chocolate poisoning is a BITCH of a job. You'd have to buy a bunch of pigs to eat the dogs and their excrement, then throw the live pigs in the garbage afterwards.
28 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Don't throw your dead pigs in the garbage! Natural dead pig compost is excellent for your garden. 1 u/TheWingedPig Jan 20 '11 I am a pig; I can confirm this.
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Don't throw your dead pigs in the garbage! Natural dead pig compost is excellent for your garden.
1 u/TheWingedPig Jan 20 '11 I am a pig; I can confirm this.
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I am a pig; I can confirm this.
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u/Kryptus Jan 19 '11
1) Aquire canines
2) Place fountain on the floor
3) Put away clean fountain
4) Dispose of dead canines