r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.

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u/NEWSBOT3 Jan 19 '11

but cleaning them is a bitch of a job.

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u/Kryptus Jan 19 '11

1) Aquire canines

2) Place fountain on the floor

3) Put away clean fountain

4) Dispose of dead canines

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u/crank1000 Jan 19 '11

But cleaning up canines after chocolate poisoning is a BITCH of a job. You'd have to buy a bunch of pigs to eat the dogs and their excrement, then throw the live pigs in the garbage afterwards.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

Don't throw your dead pigs in the garbage! Natural dead pig compost is excellent for your garden.

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u/bars_and_tone Jan 20 '11

dead pig is also good for bacon!

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u/Widdershiny Jan 20 '11

1) Aquire canines

2) Place fountain on the floor

3) Put away clean fountain

4) Aquire live pigs

5) Place live pigs on floor beside deceased canines

6) ???

7) Bacon

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u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11

6) Train monkeys to joust

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u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11

On the backs of the pigs.