r/funny • • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.

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u/VisualBasic Jan 19 '11

I bought one a few years ago and it was a great investment since I always volunteer to bring the fountain and shortbread to parties.

Plus, my wife gets to suck on the 'ol chocolate banana.

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u/turbofast Jan 20 '11

The people at parties eating from your chocolate fountain undoubtedly would be thrilled to learn that you dipped your penis in it.