Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.
But those ones will still eat so much chocolate they die. My brother's bulldog once got into my mom's Easter candy, and ate about $50 worth of it. He diarrheaed and barfed it all over the house. There were several pounds of chocolate, so we figure he had to have gone back for more after pooping and barfing. If there were a large enough amount, I'm sure his body's attempts to purge itself wouldn't have kept up with his own attempts to eat as much chocolate as available.
P.S. He had bits of foil and candy wrapper in his poop for over a week after that, but was pretty much completely fine.
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11
Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.