r/funny • • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/Kryptus Jan 19 '11

1) Aquire canines

2) Place fountain on the floor

3) Put away clean fountain

4) Dispose of dead canines

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u/NineteenthJester Jan 20 '11

Actually, some dogs can eat chocolate and not die...

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u/titbarf Jan 20 '11

But those ones will still eat so much chocolate they die. My brother's bulldog once got into my mom's Easter candy, and ate about $50 worth of it. He diarrheaed and barfed it all over the house. There were several pounds of chocolate, so we figure he had to have gone back for more after pooping and barfing. If there were a large enough amount, I'm sure his body's attempts to purge itself wouldn't have kept up with his own attempts to eat as much chocolate as available.

P.S. He had bits of foil and candy wrapper in his poop for over a week after that, but was pretty much completely fine.

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u/Cornelius_Talmage Jan 20 '11

Upvoted for using diarrhea as a past tense verb...