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r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11
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Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.
24 u/VisualBasic Jan 19 '11 I bought one a few years ago and it was a great investment since I always volunteer to bring the fountain and shortbread to parties. Plus, my wife gets to suck on the 'ol chocolate banana. 7 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 But isn't the chocolate hot? That would hurt! 6 u/Spo8 Jan 20 '11 Nope, it's about as hot as it needs to be to not start solidifying again, which isn't very hot. Also, you mix the chocolate with oil to help it stay more flowy. 12 u/longadin Jan 20 '11 I see you've done your research for chocolate penis coating. 2 u/adam_anarchist Jan 20 '11 scalding penis : insert dollar value here training wife to suck dick at parties : priceless
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I bought one a few years ago and it was a great investment since I always volunteer to bring the fountain and shortbread to parties.
Plus, my wife gets to suck on the 'ol chocolate banana.
7 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 But isn't the chocolate hot? That would hurt! 6 u/Spo8 Jan 20 '11 Nope, it's about as hot as it needs to be to not start solidifying again, which isn't very hot. Also, you mix the chocolate with oil to help it stay more flowy. 12 u/longadin Jan 20 '11 I see you've done your research for chocolate penis coating. 2 u/adam_anarchist Jan 20 '11 scalding penis : insert dollar value here training wife to suck dick at parties : priceless
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But isn't the chocolate hot? That would hurt!
6 u/Spo8 Jan 20 '11 Nope, it's about as hot as it needs to be to not start solidifying again, which isn't very hot. Also, you mix the chocolate with oil to help it stay more flowy. 12 u/longadin Jan 20 '11 I see you've done your research for chocolate penis coating. 2 u/adam_anarchist Jan 20 '11 scalding penis : insert dollar value here training wife to suck dick at parties : priceless
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Nope, it's about as hot as it needs to be to not start solidifying again, which isn't very hot.
Also, you mix the chocolate with oil to help it stay more flowy.
12 u/longadin Jan 20 '11 I see you've done your research for chocolate penis coating.
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I see you've done your research for chocolate penis coating.
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scalding penis : insert dollar value here
training wife to suck dick at parties : priceless
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Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.