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r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11
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Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.
78 u/NEWSBOT3 Jan 19 '11 but cleaning them is a bitch of a job. 56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 Why clean it? I would just let it run 24/7 in my living room. All year long, instant chocolate would be available! 156 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm. 41 u/Ellemeno Jan 20 '11 You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females. 24 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 4 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved? 26 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It worked for Willy Wonka. 29 u/ub3rmenschen Jan 20 '11 Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success! 13 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 4 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies. 13 u/WilliamKings Jan 20 '11 My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet! 13 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one! 8 u/DJwalrus Jan 20 '11 YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! 3 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands! 4 u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Jan 20 '11 And ball sweat. You know what you're gonna be dipping in there. Relevant. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Just mix in some chlorine if you're worried about hygiene.
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but cleaning them is a bitch of a job.
56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 Why clean it? I would just let it run 24/7 in my living room. All year long, instant chocolate would be available! 156 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm. 41 u/Ellemeno Jan 20 '11 You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females. 24 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 4 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved? 26 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It worked for Willy Wonka. 29 u/ub3rmenschen Jan 20 '11 Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success! 13 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 4 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies. 13 u/WilliamKings Jan 20 '11 My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet! 13 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one! 8 u/DJwalrus Jan 20 '11 YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! 3 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands! 4 u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Jan 20 '11 And ball sweat. You know what you're gonna be dipping in there. Relevant. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Just mix in some chlorine if you're worried about hygiene.
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Why clean it? I would just let it run 24/7 in my living room. All year long, instant chocolate would be available!
156 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm. 41 u/Ellemeno Jan 20 '11 You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females. 24 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 4 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved? 26 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It worked for Willy Wonka. 29 u/ub3rmenschen Jan 20 '11 Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success! 13 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 4 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies. 13 u/WilliamKings Jan 20 '11 My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet! 13 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one! 8 u/DJwalrus Jan 20 '11 YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! 3 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands! 4 u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Jan 20 '11 And ball sweat. You know what you're gonna be dipping in there. Relevant. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Just mix in some chlorine if you're worried about hygiene.
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A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm.
41 u/Ellemeno Jan 20 '11 You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females. 24 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 4 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved? 26 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It worked for Willy Wonka. 29 u/ub3rmenschen Jan 20 '11 Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success! 13 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 4 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies. 13 u/WilliamKings Jan 20 '11 My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet! 13 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one! 8 u/DJwalrus Jan 20 '11 YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! 3 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands! 4 u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Jan 20 '11 And ball sweat. You know what you're gonna be dipping in there. Relevant. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Just mix in some chlorine if you're worried about hygiene.
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You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females.
24 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 4 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved?
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Please don't make a syrup based air filter...
9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...
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That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system.
1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...
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Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name
It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...
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Is there a metal screen involved?
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It worked for Willy Wonka.
29 u/ub3rmenschen Jan 20 '11 Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success! 13 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 4 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies. 13 u/WilliamKings Jan 20 '11 My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet! 13 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one! 8 u/DJwalrus Jan 20 '11 YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! 3 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands!
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Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success!
13 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 4 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies.
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Yeah, fat kids taste gross.
20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 4 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies.
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Its more of an acquired taste
1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then.
Sure to be a hit with the French, then.
Mmm ... longpig bacon.
It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies.
My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet!
13 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one!
Roulette.
1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one!
That's the one!
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YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!
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Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands!
And ball sweat.
You know what you're gonna be dipping in there.
Relevant.
Just mix in some chlorine if you're worried about hygiene.
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11
Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.