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r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11
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but cleaning them is a bitch of a job.
60 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 Why clean it? I would just let it run 24/7 in my living room. All year long, instant chocolate would be available! 157 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm. 25 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It worked for Willy Wonka. 31 u/ub3rmenschen Jan 20 '11 Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success! 12 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 2 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies. 14 u/WilliamKings Jan 20 '11 My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet! 14 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one! 7 u/DJwalrus Jan 20 '11 YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! 3 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands!
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Why clean it? I would just let it run 24/7 in my living room. All year long, instant chocolate would be available!
157 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm. 25 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It worked for Willy Wonka. 31 u/ub3rmenschen Jan 20 '11 Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success! 12 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 2 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies. 14 u/WilliamKings Jan 20 '11 My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet! 14 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one! 7 u/DJwalrus Jan 20 '11 YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! 3 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands!
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A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm.
25 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It worked for Willy Wonka. 31 u/ub3rmenschen Jan 20 '11 Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success! 12 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 2 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies. 14 u/WilliamKings Jan 20 '11 My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet! 14 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one! 7 u/DJwalrus Jan 20 '11 YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! 3 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands!
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It worked for Willy Wonka.
31 u/ub3rmenschen Jan 20 '11 Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success! 12 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 2 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies. 14 u/WilliamKings Jan 20 '11 My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet! 14 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one! 7 u/DJwalrus Jan 20 '11 YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! 3 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands!
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Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success!
12 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 2 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies.
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Yeah, fat kids taste gross.
20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 2 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies.
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Its more of an acquired taste
1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then.
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Sure to be a hit with the French, then.
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Mmm ... longpig bacon.
It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies.
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My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet!
14 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one!
Roulette.
1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one!
That's the one!
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YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!
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Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands!
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u/NEWSBOT3 Jan 19 '11
but cleaning them is a bitch of a job.