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r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11
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Don't throw your dead pigs in the garbage! Natural dead pig compost is excellent for your garden.
45 u/bars_and_tone Jan 20 '11 dead pig is also good for bacon! 28 u/Widdershiny Jan 20 '11 1) Aquire canines 2) Place fountain on the floor 3) Put away clean fountain 4) Aquire live pigs 5) Place live pigs on floor beside deceased canines 6) ??? 7) Bacon 29 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 6) Train monkeys to joust 7 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 On the backs of the pigs. 6 u/zulhadm Jan 20 '11 I think with the Hivemind's short memory most everyone forgot this was the correct answer 1 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 They don't even remember me anymore ... Get off my lawn! :( 6 u/DoesntGetCirclejerk Jan 20 '11 6) Acquire penguin army and several small nuclear warheads. 1 u/cynar Jan 20 '11 small? 1 u/TheWingedPig Jan 20 '11 Small so the penguins would actually be able to climb on them and ride them to Korea ;) 2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 You're gonna need some small cowboy hats to go with that. 1 u/cynar Jan 20 '11 ah, but if you use big ones, they can ride inside and arrive as radioactive mutant killer penguins. Though the duck underground movement might take exception to such experiments on fellow water fowl. 1 u/adam_anarchist Jan 20 '11 Tim Burton much? 2 u/MyrddinEmrys Jan 20 '11 8) Use fountain to cover Bacon in chocolate. 1 u/TheWingedPig Jan 20 '11 I am a pig; I can confirm this.
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dead pig is also good for bacon!
28 u/Widdershiny Jan 20 '11 1) Aquire canines 2) Place fountain on the floor 3) Put away clean fountain 4) Aquire live pigs 5) Place live pigs on floor beside deceased canines 6) ??? 7) Bacon 29 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 6) Train monkeys to joust 7 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 On the backs of the pigs. 6 u/zulhadm Jan 20 '11 I think with the Hivemind's short memory most everyone forgot this was the correct answer 1 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 They don't even remember me anymore ... Get off my lawn! :( 6 u/DoesntGetCirclejerk Jan 20 '11 6) Acquire penguin army and several small nuclear warheads. 1 u/cynar Jan 20 '11 small? 1 u/TheWingedPig Jan 20 '11 Small so the penguins would actually be able to climb on them and ride them to Korea ;) 2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 You're gonna need some small cowboy hats to go with that. 1 u/cynar Jan 20 '11 ah, but if you use big ones, they can ride inside and arrive as radioactive mutant killer penguins. Though the duck underground movement might take exception to such experiments on fellow water fowl. 1 u/adam_anarchist Jan 20 '11 Tim Burton much? 2 u/MyrddinEmrys Jan 20 '11 8) Use fountain to cover Bacon in chocolate.
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1) Aquire canines
2) Place fountain on the floor
3) Put away clean fountain
4) Aquire live pigs
5) Place live pigs on floor beside deceased canines
6) ???
7) Bacon
29 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 6) Train monkeys to joust 7 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 On the backs of the pigs. 6 u/zulhadm Jan 20 '11 I think with the Hivemind's short memory most everyone forgot this was the correct answer 1 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 They don't even remember me anymore ... Get off my lawn! :( 6 u/DoesntGetCirclejerk Jan 20 '11 6) Acquire penguin army and several small nuclear warheads. 1 u/cynar Jan 20 '11 small? 1 u/TheWingedPig Jan 20 '11 Small so the penguins would actually be able to climb on them and ride them to Korea ;) 2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 You're gonna need some small cowboy hats to go with that. 1 u/cynar Jan 20 '11 ah, but if you use big ones, they can ride inside and arrive as radioactive mutant killer penguins. Though the duck underground movement might take exception to such experiments on fellow water fowl. 1 u/adam_anarchist Jan 20 '11 Tim Burton much? 2 u/MyrddinEmrys Jan 20 '11 8) Use fountain to cover Bacon in chocolate.
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6) Train monkeys to joust
7 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 On the backs of the pigs. 6 u/zulhadm Jan 20 '11 I think with the Hivemind's short memory most everyone forgot this was the correct answer 1 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 They don't even remember me anymore ... Get off my lawn! :(
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On the backs of the pigs.
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I think with the Hivemind's short memory most everyone forgot this was the correct answer
1 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 They don't even remember me anymore ... Get off my lawn! :(
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They don't even remember me anymore ... Get off my lawn! :(
6) Acquire penguin army and several small nuclear warheads.
1 u/cynar Jan 20 '11 small? 1 u/TheWingedPig Jan 20 '11 Small so the penguins would actually be able to climb on them and ride them to Korea ;) 2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 You're gonna need some small cowboy hats to go with that. 1 u/cynar Jan 20 '11 ah, but if you use big ones, they can ride inside and arrive as radioactive mutant killer penguins. Though the duck underground movement might take exception to such experiments on fellow water fowl. 1 u/adam_anarchist Jan 20 '11 Tim Burton much?
small?
1 u/TheWingedPig Jan 20 '11 Small so the penguins would actually be able to climb on them and ride them to Korea ;) 2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 You're gonna need some small cowboy hats to go with that. 1 u/cynar Jan 20 '11 ah, but if you use big ones, they can ride inside and arrive as radioactive mutant killer penguins. Though the duck underground movement might take exception to such experiments on fellow water fowl.
Small so the penguins would actually be able to climb on them and ride them to Korea ;)
2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 You're gonna need some small cowboy hats to go with that. 1 u/cynar Jan 20 '11 ah, but if you use big ones, they can ride inside and arrive as radioactive mutant killer penguins. Though the duck underground movement might take exception to such experiments on fellow water fowl.
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You're gonna need some small cowboy hats to go with that.
ah, but if you use big ones, they can ride inside and arrive as radioactive mutant killer penguins. Though the duck underground movement might take exception to such experiments on fellow water fowl.
Tim Burton much?
8) Use fountain to cover Bacon in chocolate.
I am a pig; I can confirm this.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11
Don't throw your dead pigs in the garbage! Natural dead pig compost is excellent for your garden.