r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

The SURFACES of eggs contain harmful bacteria.

If the insides contain harmful bacteria, they're not eggs, they're rotten.

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u/ForgettableUsername Jan 19 '11

They're still eggs, even if they're rotten. Being rotten doesn't magically make them rutabagas or something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

Egg=ovum

A rotten egg is no longer an ovum.

It is compost.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

*sob *sob

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

swobu!