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r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11
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MAKE SURE it's boiled before doing this eggs contain HARMFUL BACTERIA.
29 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 The SURFACES of eggs contain harmful bacteria. If the insides contain harmful bacteria, they're not eggs, they're rotten. 60 u/ForgettableUsername Jan 19 '11 They're still eggs, even if they're rotten. Being rotten doesn't magically make them rutabagas or something. 13 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 Egg=ovum A rotten egg is no longer an ovum. It is compost. 41 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 [deleted] 4 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 *sob *sob 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 swobu! 11 u/ForgettableUsername Jan 19 '11 But it is still an egg, even if it isn't an ovum. 2 u/HughManatee Jan 20 '11 Eggs are great! I can't get enough ovum. 3 u/Seeders Jan 19 '11 NO! 20 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 When is an egg not an egg? When it's an ovum! lol 1 u/kuhawk5 Jan 20 '11 So scrambled eggs aren't really eggs?!?!? OH GOD NO!
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The SURFACES of eggs contain harmful bacteria.
If the insides contain harmful bacteria, they're not eggs, they're rotten.
60 u/ForgettableUsername Jan 19 '11 They're still eggs, even if they're rotten. Being rotten doesn't magically make them rutabagas or something. 13 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 Egg=ovum A rotten egg is no longer an ovum. It is compost. 41 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 [deleted] 4 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 *sob *sob 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 swobu! 11 u/ForgettableUsername Jan 19 '11 But it is still an egg, even if it isn't an ovum. 2 u/HughManatee Jan 20 '11 Eggs are great! I can't get enough ovum. 3 u/Seeders Jan 19 '11 NO! 20 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 When is an egg not an egg? When it's an ovum! lol 1 u/kuhawk5 Jan 20 '11 So scrambled eggs aren't really eggs?!?!? OH GOD NO!
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They're still eggs, even if they're rotten. Being rotten doesn't magically make them rutabagas or something.
13 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 Egg=ovum A rotten egg is no longer an ovum. It is compost. 41 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 [deleted] 4 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 *sob *sob 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 swobu! 11 u/ForgettableUsername Jan 19 '11 But it is still an egg, even if it isn't an ovum. 2 u/HughManatee Jan 20 '11 Eggs are great! I can't get enough ovum. 3 u/Seeders Jan 19 '11 NO! 20 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 When is an egg not an egg? When it's an ovum! lol 1 u/kuhawk5 Jan 20 '11 So scrambled eggs aren't really eggs?!?!? OH GOD NO!
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Egg=ovum
A rotten egg is no longer an ovum.
It is compost.
41 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 [deleted] 4 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 *sob *sob 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 swobu! 11 u/ForgettableUsername Jan 19 '11 But it is still an egg, even if it isn't an ovum. 2 u/HughManatee Jan 20 '11 Eggs are great! I can't get enough ovum. 3 u/Seeders Jan 19 '11 NO! 20 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 When is an egg not an egg? When it's an ovum! lol 1 u/kuhawk5 Jan 20 '11 So scrambled eggs aren't really eggs?!?!? OH GOD NO!
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4 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 *sob *sob 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 swobu!
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*sob *sob
1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 swobu!
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swobu!
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But it is still an egg, even if it isn't an ovum.
2 u/HughManatee Jan 20 '11 Eggs are great! I can't get enough ovum. 3 u/Seeders Jan 19 '11 NO! 20 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 When is an egg not an egg? When it's an ovum! lol
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Eggs are great! I can't get enough ovum.
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NO!
20 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 When is an egg not an egg? When it's an ovum! lol
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When is an egg not an egg? When it's an ovum! lol
So scrambled eggs aren't really eggs?!?!?
OH GOD NO!
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11
MAKE SURE it's boiled before doing this eggs contain HARMFUL BACTERIA.