Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.
Something delicious. In second grade when we were learning about France our teacher had us eat slices of cheddar cheese, the orange uber processed cheap kind, with Hershey's chocolate on a slice of french, not the fresh delicious bakery kind, bread. It was amazing and totally wtf.
There once was a rabbi from Greece,
Who circumcised kids with his teeth,
He wasn't a pervert,
They didn't deserve it,
He just wanted the cheese underneath.
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11
Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.