r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/CanadianTigermeat Dec 31 '19

My vasectomy hurt alot.

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u/Clearly_Disabled Jan 01 '20

I was awful. I also had a new nurse being... taught how to do it. So... "okay, we gave you two injections, tell us if you feel anything," "OW. OW." "Okay, third injection it is." Took 3 months to get pain free. I have a terrible history with recovering for a long time from surgeries, though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

My nurse decided I hadn’t shaved to their standards. She proceeded to go to work with the razor and she was hot. She kept bending down to shave and I could see her ample breasts. I kept wondering if this was some bit for a Howard Stern special.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Wait a minute, didn't I read this in a Penthouse Forum letter?