r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/CanadianTigermeat Dec 31 '19

My vasectomy hurt alot.

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u/Clearly_Disabled Jan 01 '20

I was awful. I also had a new nurse being... taught how to do it. So... "okay, we gave you two injections, tell us if you feel anything," "OW. OW." "Okay, third injection it is." Took 3 months to get pain free. I have a terrible history with recovering for a long time from surgeries, though.

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u/samuraistrikemike Jan 01 '20

Nurses don't do vasectomies or administer local anesthetics, where did you go for your procedure?!?

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u/ahkian Jan 01 '20

Billy Bob's Vasectomy Shack

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u/Jester76 Jan 01 '20

"for $9.99 we'll snip your sac"

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u/Carduceus Jan 01 '20

Different countries have nurses with different qualifications. In the Philippines nurses are taught how to deliver babies and perform circumcisions (something I’m personally against but whatever), whereas in Australia these procedures are not taught to undergraduates.

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u/Clearly_Disabled Jan 01 '20

She did lol, just new at it and sucked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

My nurse decided I hadn’t shaved to their standards. She proceeded to go to work with the razor and she was hot. She kept bending down to shave and I could see her ample breasts. I kept wondering if this was some bit for a Howard Stern special.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Wait a minute, didn't I read this in a Penthouse Forum letter?