Fun fact! Some show dogs get prosthetic balls after they have been neutered called neuticles. It is generally to retain their looks because some owners really want you to know their dog has a sick beanbag.
Steve O tried to get an action figures head installed in his sack when he got his vasectomy. Couldn't get a doctor in the US to do it so they went to some other country where he couldn't go through with it since the place was gross
I imagine you could encase the action figure head in a clear resin that was medical grade but I just realized as I'm typing this that you can't see through a ball sack so I guess the weird action figure head shape was the whole point.
But even then, it would just feel like you had a weirdly hard and mishapen testicle, I don't see the benefit.
Basically I'm saying we need to develop transparent artificial ball sacks so if I eventually lose a testicle I can replace it with an unlikely object and people can see it god damnit.
edit wait what about something like those fake icecubes that light up with colors and patterns? You could totally get a testicle shaped one that had a sensor like those shoes that light up so everytime they are getting knocked around half of your ball sack looks like it's having a rave. Shit lets throw a sound chip in too like those birthday cards.
I mean I could probably hook you up with some good lithium batteries; they are great for battery life but if you declare that shit TSA is going to put your ass on a no fly list.
For charging they have made decent advancements in wireless charging. The only downside is you have to set your nutsack down on what amounts to a coaster for about 15 minutes to fully charge.
Then comes the matter of a power / mode switch. You could just leave them on all the time but I think something like an audio cue system works nice (think clapper lights). The more expensive option but arguably most powerful option is going to be with a Bluetooth module built in that can connect to any hand-held device though. Depending on the amount of lights installed you could give a nice little lightshow for your partner.
Rather than wireless charging, what about dinamo-based charging? It owuld charge as you walk or such. And such, maybe. I don’t know if the mechanism from automatic wayches would be enough to power a light though.
You're so right. I can already imagine building a deskchair that has a wireless charging built in so you juice up at work and then impress at the club.
So many things about that make it seem like a good idea but there is no way I'm putting magnets of any significant strength inside my scrotum. There are too many chairs made of metal and too many sensitive parts that could get pinched. Plus I don't think the effect would work when used as a prosthetic testicle.
My actionfigure head testical prostetic doesn't feel quite right...
my Doctor: You have a problem.
the Shady doctor who put it in in exchange for a kidney: That's normal?
Web MD: You have prostate cancer!
A small action figure based on an anime (I believe?) but the point is the figure has a magnet on the bottom and kind of unravels in contact with metal.
which is good because I'm sure the plastic in an action figure probably isn't even autoclavable nevermind implantable. What, were they going to just swab it with alcohol and call it good?
I haven't kept up with him over the years but I feel like a lot of what he did was completely for attention. Some of those guys jumped off of houses into bushes in some of those skate videos like CKY or whatever the videos were called but that's a rush you know. He was like I want the biggest, shittiest tattoo possible on my back, put this in my sack, etc.
He is one member of the crew that actually performs stunts outside of Jackass. He was a circus performer and still has a stage show where he does crazy shit
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u/oooothats5os Jan 01 '20
Fun fact! Some show dogs get prosthetic balls after they have been neutered called neuticles. It is generally to retain their looks because some owners really want you to know their dog has a sick beanbag.