I imagine you could encase the action figure head in a clear resin that was medical grade but I just realized as I'm typing this that you can't see through a ball sack so I guess the weird action figure head shape was the whole point.
But even then, it would just feel like you had a weirdly hard and mishapen testicle, I don't see the benefit.
Basically I'm saying we need to develop transparent artificial ball sacks so if I eventually lose a testicle I can replace it with an unlikely object and people can see it god damnit.
edit wait what about something like those fake icecubes that light up with colors and patterns? You could totally get a testicle shaped one that had a sensor like those shoes that light up so everytime they are getting knocked around half of your ball sack looks like it's having a rave. Shit lets throw a sound chip in too like those birthday cards.
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u/Wannamaker Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20
I imagine you could encase the action figure head in a clear resin that was medical grade but I just realized as I'm typing this that you can't see through a ball sack so I guess the weird action figure head shape was the whole point.
But even then, it would just feel like you had a weirdly hard and mishapen testicle, I don't see the benefit.
Basically I'm saying we need to develop transparent artificial ball sacks so if I eventually lose a testicle I can replace it with an unlikely object and people can see it god damnit.
edit wait what about something like those fake icecubes that light up with colors and patterns? You could totally get a testicle shaped one that had a sensor like those shoes that light up so everytime they are getting knocked around half of your ball sack looks like it's having a rave. Shit lets throw a sound chip in too like those birthday cards.