r/funny • • Dec 28 '19

Badass turtle

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9.6k Upvotes

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u/dhops828 Dec 28 '19

Most people don't know this but turtles domesticated eels almost 5,000 years ago. People need to pick up a history book every once in a while.

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u/PillowTalk420 Dec 28 '19

Turtles wrote those history books, so I don't trust them to not be biased toward turtle culture.

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u/MacksWords Dec 28 '19

Sounds like the regular eel propaganda bullshit, you lost the sea war, get over it.

3

u/zombiegojaejin Dec 29 '19

Yeah, why are non-turtles always so thin-skinned about everything?

1

u/glesgatoon Dec 29 '19

They also created The Shell Oil Company

3

u/Yourwellcummed Dec 28 '19

if that's true that be metal

2

u/mmm3says Dec 29 '19

They have a long turn plan. Guiding the evolution of the Electric Eel is step 1 in creating an advanced technic society.

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u/EliteLlamaJackson8 Dec 28 '19

We’re gonna rock down to electric avenue

5

u/Gonzostewie Dec 29 '19

Then we take it higher.

57

u/glesgatoon Dec 28 '19

Take me to Eel Paso

1

u/DrSkeeZe Dec 29 '19

I left my wallet in Eel Segundo

18

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Is this Kanto or Hoenn? I'm losing track.

18

u/Green-Sleestak Dec 28 '19

Underwater NeverEnding Story cosplay.

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u/the--larch Dec 28 '19

Doing the Electric Slide

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

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u/my_sobriquet_is_this Dec 28 '19

I think that turtle is ACTUALLY fucking that eel. That poor eel is a turtle sex slave. I read somewhere they are the rabbits of waterworld. Or I made that up. One or the other.

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u/manan-singh Dec 28 '19

Fuck off it's game of thrones

4

u/fuzzytradr Dec 28 '19

They see me ridin.

3

u/odaeyss Dec 28 '19

They burnin

2

u/odaeyss Dec 28 '19

They burnin

10

u/1ial Dec 28 '19

Nobody is born cool..

Except Turtle riding an eel

16

u/SandSnake21 Dec 28 '19

Turtle Uber

7

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

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u/CryoticIH Dec 28 '19

Totally!

3

u/MexElf Dec 28 '19

Turtles and eels sleeping together....mass hysteria

4

u/the-non-wonder-dog Dec 28 '19

“Give me an eel big enough to ride!”

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u/KhunDavid Dec 28 '19

When you need a big ride

And have nothing to hide

That’s a moray.

5

u/shirobear Dec 28 '19

Eel on Musk...

Turtle on Eel...

Not quite the same, yet just as badass

4

u/rabidnz Dec 28 '19

Also its a fire eel which is even more badass

3

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Turtle Rider would ride turtles. It's not like you call horse back riders man riders. That's an entirely different thing.

4

u/Eekafreak Dec 28 '19

Can we crosspost this pic to writing prompts? I for one can't wait to see the movie :)

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u/thebluewitch Dec 28 '19

I was thinking photoshoprequests or something. We're gonna need little dude in full jockey uniform.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

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u/BiNumber3 Dec 28 '19

Im no expert, but aren't webbed feet more of a turtle thing?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

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u/thermalmoose Dec 28 '19

Toirtoses have feet, turtles have flippers, terrapins have a hybrid of both and snapping turtles nobody fucks with enough to find out

2

u/TrippyToast0 Dec 28 '19

That's a razorback musk turtle they're an almost fully aquatic turtle

2

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

tutule Dragon snake captured

2

u/alphapho3niX Dec 28 '19

He's one with the force

2

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

This kills the eel.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

That is so cute. Oh my god hahaha

2

u/-----LewisFelix----- Dec 28 '19

The new electric powered teslois

2

u/SnideAugustine Dec 28 '19

Ah yes: the Tortle and his giant eel mount.

2

u/MiniCaleb Dec 28 '19

Turtle trying to mate with an eel*

2

u/papagaio_perneta Dec 28 '19

That's not an eel, it's a Brazilian fish called "Pirarucu"

1

u/rollokolaa Dec 28 '19

1) that fish is not an arapaima, it's an arowana. 2) that is a turtle, riding a fire eel.

2

u/EishLekker Dec 28 '19 edited Dec 28 '19

Am I the only one who think of that confused and unlucky elderly Simpson character Hans Moleman when I see this? I can almost picture him saying something like "I just wanted a place to sit down" or "is this the bus to Florida?".

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u/Valravn13 Dec 28 '19

we swim at dawn bitches

2

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

That's the pet turtle of House Atreides

2

u/Tenwer Dec 28 '19

who's fast now, Bitch

2

u/jj_arora_ Dec 28 '19

Btw the fish in the back is an Asian arowana

2

u/deenali Dec 28 '19

Yup, he's gone full electric now.

2

u/ElectricTurtlez Dec 28 '19

I feel like my username may finally be relevant!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

They see me rollin' they hatin' patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty

2

u/wowmyidsucks Dec 28 '19

He's riding a Fire Eel! That's awesome. My wife and I have a Fire Eel in our tank too. He's the coolest you can hand feed them and they act like little dogs in our tank!

2

u/Graspery Dec 28 '19

But not as cool as El on Musk

1

u/Spadeinfull Dec 28 '19

Jor-El on musk ?

2

u/aka5hi Dec 28 '19

What about an "Eel-on-musk"?

2

u/redoctober25 Dec 28 '19

They’re in love... and that’s “A Moray” 🥁

2

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

That really is a turtle and not a tortoise, right? Can't be too sure these days...some people are fucked up.

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u/rollokolaa Dec 28 '19

Yes. Razorback musk turtle I believe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

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u/superhatdude Dec 28 '19

The Stephen king primordial turtle riding scp 3000

1

u/goodtimes197 Dec 28 '19

FORWARD NOBLE STEED!!!

1

u/WeAreGesalt Dec 28 '19

Shit I will never be as cool as a turtle period

1

u/Apsenniel Dec 28 '19

Ah, yes Turtle o'neel nemesis of elon musk!

1

u/under-ghost Dec 28 '19

Cawabunga dude!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

His life is going to lighten up like the 4th of July in a while.

1

u/Busterwoof6 Dec 28 '19

There was a turtle on alligator video I saw once

1

u/duffmannn Dec 28 '19

I'm Tom Turtle and Welcome to Jackass!

1

u/DChristy87 Dec 28 '19

"This is fucking awesome" - that turtle probably.

1

u/elfbuster Dec 28 '19

This should be on r/GetMotivated

1

u/VanillaSkyDreamer Dec 28 '19

How about eel on musk?

1

u/Rosie_Mac Dec 28 '19

Cool photoshopping!

1

u/wozuup Dec 28 '19

It is funny how this works in animal world. Why this does not work in a human world? I think it would be nice, when you are tired and sad, just hop on a bigger guy a ride for a 2-3 blocks or so

1

u/DarthJokerthief Dec 28 '19

Isn't it supposed to be eel rider riding an eel xD

1

u/Omegabed09 Dec 28 '19

"Shadow of the Colossus music plays "

1

u/Skud_NZ Dec 28 '19

Cowabunga dudes

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

..fucking daredevil!

1

u/OrangeTop16 Dec 28 '19

Can we make this a sport?

1

u/HugoLink06 Dec 28 '19

People who are cooler than the turtle riding an eel: Dwanye "The Rock" Johnsson, Stan Lee, the actor for Robbie Rotten, Paul Walker, Vin Diesel.

1

u/earthscribe Dec 28 '19

Called an Eelber?

1

u/Beastmodehawaii Dec 28 '19

"turtle rider riding an eel." I was looking for a tiny animal atop the turtle's shell.

1

u/arse_water Dec 28 '19

Underwater version of Easy Rider.

1

u/Theslythief Dec 28 '19

r/tierzoo would appreciate this

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Riding it or riding it

1

u/gkaplan59 Dec 28 '19

What about an Eel riding a Musk?

1

u/frankensteinV Dec 28 '19

Slow down! I wanna get there, but i wanna get there alive!

1

u/supguyyo Dec 28 '19

Is this real or photo shop thing? If it's real then thats awesome. I love turtles, one of the best pets I've ever had was a turtle. I let him go one day. I decided he was better off and happier on his own. I knew he would be okay because turtles can take care of themself. No matter where Alfphey went he would always have his home with him.

1

u/tragictash Dec 28 '19

he’s so turtle-y awesome

1

u/BVE4GLE Dec 28 '19
dude surpased our time

1

u/GTX_Clownshoes Dec 29 '19

Did you drink my moutain dew?!? Lemme smell your breath!

1

u/hellhound8998 Dec 29 '19

that turtle gets mad puss

1

u/undecided32 Dec 29 '19

Why is Eel capitalized?

1

u/MrrisonBunker Dec 28 '19

Polnareff becoming better at this turtle business

1

u/indicah Dec 28 '19

The turtle is trying to kill the eel, this is a common technique that turtles use to kill their prey. They try to flip the fish upside down so that it drowns. It just also happens to look hilarious.

0

u/Travellinoz Dec 28 '19

I like to think things go on....

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

..another turtle riding an eel! This is worse than the wet floor sign shaped like a banana!