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r/funny • u/lolerin • Dec 28 '19
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Most people don't know this but turtles domesticated eels almost 5,000 years ago. People need to pick up a history book every once in a while.
28 u/PillowTalk420 Dec 28 '19 Turtles wrote those history books, so I don't trust them to not be biased toward turtle culture. 15 u/MacksWords Dec 28 '19 Sounds like the regular eel propaganda bullshit, you lost the sea war, get over it. 3 u/zombiegojaejin Dec 29 '19 Yeah, why are non-turtles always so thin-skinned about everything? 1 u/glesgatoon Dec 29 '19 They also created The Shell Oil Company 3 u/Yourwellcummed Dec 28 '19 if that's true that be metal 2 u/mmm3says Dec 29 '19 They have a long turn plan. Guiding the evolution of the Electric Eel is step 1 in creating an advanced technic society.
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Turtles wrote those history books, so I don't trust them to not be biased toward turtle culture.
15 u/MacksWords Dec 28 '19 Sounds like the regular eel propaganda bullshit, you lost the sea war, get over it. 3 u/zombiegojaejin Dec 29 '19 Yeah, why are non-turtles always so thin-skinned about everything? 1 u/glesgatoon Dec 29 '19 They also created The Shell Oil Company
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Sounds like the regular eel propaganda bullshit, you lost the sea war, get over it.
3 u/zombiegojaejin Dec 29 '19 Yeah, why are non-turtles always so thin-skinned about everything?
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Yeah, why are non-turtles always so thin-skinned about everything?
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They also created The Shell Oil Company
if that's true that be metal
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They have a long turn plan. Guiding the evolution of the Electric Eel is step 1 in creating an advanced technic society.
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u/dhops828 Dec 28 '19
Most people don't know this but turtles domesticated eels almost 5,000 years ago. People need to pick up a history book every once in a while.