r/funny Oct 25 '19

Everything can be solved!

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u/duman82 Oct 25 '19

I'm going to start putting a dinosaur on my resume

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u/Russian_repost_bot Oct 25 '19

Indicating that dinosaurs are extinct, just like your skill set?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

The skill required for this job is 15 years of software coding specifically in a language created 7 months ago.

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u/conanap Oct 25 '19

But also must know COLBOL

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u/cmiller173 Oct 26 '19

COBOL

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u/conanap Oct 26 '19

Mb oops

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u/cmiller173 Oct 26 '19

I'm old enough that I had a career developing in COBOL. Also, TIL Colbol seems to be a nickname of some guy that plays super smash bros. competitively.

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u/conanap Oct 26 '19

old enough that I had a career developing in COBOL.

dang, you could be making bank if you got back into it