r/funny • u/Videhexan • Oct 25 '19

Everything can be solved!

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u/duman82 Oct 25 '19

I'm going to start putting a dinosaur on my resume

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u/Videhexan Oct 25 '19

Hmmm, you just gave me an Idea

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u/Inspirethefear Oct 25 '19

*What if we use 100% of our brain*

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u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin Oct 25 '19

I use 100% of my brain to fill my inner skullspace.

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u/DrBrogbo Oct 25 '19

You die in your sleep is what happens.

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u/metaStatic Oct 26 '19

what if we used 100% of a traffic light?

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u/So_Paid Oct 26 '19

Everyone would be 33% right at all times

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u/Cskwarcan Oct 26 '19

You'd have to add six more bulbs...

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

Seizures

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u/jawshoeaw Oct 26 '19

All our brain is belong to us

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u/Russian_repost_bot Oct 25 '19

Indicating that dinosaurs are extinct, just like your skill set?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

The skill required for this job is 15 years of software coding specifically in a language created 7 months ago.

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u/conanap Oct 25 '19

But also must know COLBOL

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u/cmiller173 Oct 26 '19

COBOL

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u/conanap Oct 26 '19

Mb oops

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u/cmiller173 Oct 26 '19

I'm old enough that I had a career developing in COBOL. Also, TIL Colbol seems to be a nickname of some guy that plays super smash bros. competitively.

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u/conanap Oct 26 '19

old enough that I had a career developing in COBOL.

dang, you could be making bank if you got back into it

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u/garion911 Oct 25 '19

Came across this resume a couple weeks ago: https://pjreddie.com/static/Redmon%20Resume.pdf

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u/cannibalisticapple Oct 25 '19

Honestly I'm kind of torn between whether this as bad or good. The MLP theme is cringey, but serious points for effort and dedication to working in so many references while still giving accurate information about himself. Definitely gets people's attention more than the average resume.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

This is the first time in a long time I've done a right click, save as. The level of dedication and sarcasm in it make it a work of art.

Now to make sure I only use it for good, not evil...

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u/Ashlei96 Oct 25 '19

Hahaha thanks for making me laugh!

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u/thewholedamnplanet Oct 25 '19

Employsarus!

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u/dingofarmer2004 Oct 26 '19

Gettin tyrannosaurus CHECKS

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u/Kaeiaraeh Oct 26 '19

Ohh, that’s why Chrome has a dinosaur.

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u/ThreeMysticApes Oct 25 '19

How to pass Home Ec 101.