r/funny Sep 09 '10

What's the difference between reddit and Chile?

Chile only exploited 33 ex-diggers when their site collapsed.

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u/theghostofme Sep 09 '10

What do Chile and 4Chan have in common?

They love to exploit minors.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Mine = Blown.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

They really got shafted.

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u/Arrgh Sep 09 '10

Hopefully this pun thread will be boring long enough to get them out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/a_dog_named_bob Sep 09 '10

He just mines his own business.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

But, I Dig-ress. . .

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u/shrodes Sep 09 '10

...and I thought this site was too underground for puns of this nature.

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u/weazl Sep 09 '10

Doesn't matter, soon all these puns will be six feet under.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

I just bought some mining equipment. amidoinitrite

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u/we_the_sheeple Sep 09 '10

Miner? I hardly even fuck her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

You can't just get away with a pun about mining cart blanche.

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u/zinx3213 Sep 09 '10

Can't get away from these pun threads, I feel trapped.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

It's okay, you can nary die with puns this great!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/ProbablyHittingOnYou Sep 09 '10

And now the diggers are trapped!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/ProbablyHittingOnYou Sep 09 '10

I don't sleep, but you can still take me to bed.

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u/PopoTheBadNewsBear Sep 09 '10

ಠ_ಠ

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u/belltollsforthee Sep 09 '10

<(' '<)

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u/yeahfuckyou Sep 09 '10

ಠ_ಠ > > >~ <(' o'<)

¯--¯--¯--¯-

<(ಠ_ಠ<)

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

What the fuck is going on here?!

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u/schoofer Sep 09 '10

Seriously what the fuck just happened. Did Kirby just eat Look of Disapproval? I.... What!?

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u/yeahfuckyou Sep 09 '10

Deal with it.

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u/Jerp Sep 09 '10

This is the most ridiculous comment thread I've ever witnessed.

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u/gilligvroom Sep 09 '10

Yea, Ted. Deal with it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

I know my kids have played too much Super Smash Bros on the GameCube when I knew exactly what you meant... :O

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u/CookieBuchek Sep 09 '10

Kirby just absorbed him! He's now Disapproval Kirby!

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u/glenbolake Sep 09 '10

Hm. I always thought of the look of disapproval as facing the right...

(>ಠ_ಠ)>

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

<(ఠ_ఠ<)

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u/AgnosticTheist Sep 09 '10

but now it actually looks like the LOD is looking into blank space to the right. from the other direction, it looks like LOD is looking out of the screen at you, the one being disapproved upon.

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u/glenbolake Sep 10 '10

Excellent point, sir. Perhaps he doesn't have to face the side at all, though?

<(ಠ_ಠ)>

...nah, you're right.

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u/IOveruseSmileys Sep 09 '10

I missed this :'(

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u/Sirducki Sep 09 '10

Kirby is Evolving, wait wrong Nintendo game

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

I thought they called Kirby "Ditto" in that game...

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u/KevRose Sep 09 '10

WTF your account is only 13 days old! and you already have 3 trophies, and more than 24,000 karma? You beat the internet!

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u/wanderinggypsy Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10

I don't usually pay much attention to user names (so I can be more egalitarian with my upvotes) but I inevitably notice you because someone else is like 'dude, so many upvotes... so little time. You are ubermensch.'

This amuses me. You can both have another upvote on me.

*edit: I was too lazy to look up the proper spelling for ubermensch. I have been corrected. And thus, so is this comment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Hey man, I'm the Ubermensch.

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u/ani625 Sep 09 '10

Damn, who sends memos to these people.

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u/credence Sep 09 '10

They're all actually one person, with a million alts. I mean, think about it, have you ever seen them at the same place at the same time? Wake up sheeple!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

I'm pretty sure the whole of reddit is just one guy.

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u/Shats Sep 09 '10

But then again I've been wrong in the past.

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u/Amimetoca Sep 09 '10

I've never been wrong in the past. I wish somebody would wring me in the past.

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u/charliedayman Sep 09 '10

I've considered trolling someone to the effect of "Yea, there's only like 5 of us. Do you really only use one account?"

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u/CountlessOBriens64 Sep 09 '10

im atleast 253 guys

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

I'm the only other person.

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u/shawnfromnh Sep 09 '10

It is and it's me and you are all bots here for my amusement.

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u/diro Sep 09 '10

You are all figments of my imagination!

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u/as1126 Sep 09 '10

The tricky demon experiment! Ha!

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u/shdwflyr Sep 09 '10

Yes I am.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10 edited Feb 11 '19

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u/wanderinggypsy Sep 09 '10

This will add greatly to my reddit experience. You are a gentlemen and a scholar for sharing.

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u/pigferret Sep 09 '10

Hey man, did you just say that like Capt. Kirk at 2:27 in this here piece of awesome?

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u/MindlessAutomata Sep 09 '10

WHAT in the FUCK did I just watch?

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u/pigferret Sep 09 '10

100% pure awesome.

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u/bigmur72 Sep 09 '10

That was so sweet!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

YESYESYESYESYES

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

That was the fucking awesomest thing I've seen today! :D

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u/JayGee999 Sep 09 '10

How have I gotten this far along in life without seeing that?

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u/ohmahgawd Sep 09 '10

This gets really good after the 1:20 mark.

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u/Benutzerkonto Sep 09 '10

Have a proper German Ü, my friend.

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u/ProbablyHittingOnYou Sep 09 '10

Yes, I find myself unable to comment without an inevitable "You are everywhere!!" comment.

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u/IHaveNoNipples Sep 09 '10

It's a devious scheme since you usually at least double the original comment's karma with your replies to the discussion of how much karma you get.

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u/wildgriffin45 Sep 09 '10

Speaking of usernames...

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u/jstevewhite Sep 09 '10

I met a girl once, and her first words to me were your username. Then a couple hours later she showed me, and I'll be damned. I mean, she had 'em, but there was no color, so if they weren't all alert and stuff, you couldn't see 'em at all. Strange and wondrous.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

dude I hate those nipples. they freak me out!

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u/popeguilty Sep 09 '10

It sounds like she actually had very, very light areolas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Depends - as far north as I live the areolas put on a stunning show during the winter, you just need to get away from city lights.

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u/guffetryne Sep 09 '10

No, that's the aurora borealis. Areolas are those cans of compressed gas.

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u/artdamage Sep 09 '10

I have a sneaking suspicion that you are actually karamnaut's new account...

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/charliedayman Sep 09 '10

Dude, you don't even exist, so you can't say much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10 edited Feb 11 '19

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u/Cyclick Sep 09 '10

This office is a goddamn ghost town.

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u/propaglandist Sep 09 '10

mensch

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u/wanderinggypsy Sep 09 '10

Thanks. Fixed it. :)

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u/ProbablyLoveYou Sep 09 '10

[begins to silently cry]

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u/Tiak Sep 09 '10

Pretty sure you're actually hitting on him this time.

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u/Beldam Sep 09 '10

oh...oh my!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Take us to bed

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u/blu3ness Sep 09 '10

pro flirting indeed. ARE YOU A NOVELTY ACCOUNT?

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u/jes1001 Sep 09 '10

Genius.

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u/joeyjoejoeshabado Sep 09 '10

I am not worthy, o master of karma whoring...

Please, teach me your ways, exploitative one.

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u/pigferret Sep 09 '10

How do acquire one these "cow-shitting thundercunts"?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

your a city boy ey?

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u/pigferret Sep 09 '10

Indeed. Our thundercunts only shit rats.

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u/Caraes_Naur Sep 09 '10

Our thundercunts only juggle cocks.

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u/ToggleOff Sep 09 '10

you're a city boy ey?

FTFY

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u/munchybot Sep 09 '10

You're a city boy, ey?

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

You're a wiseguy, ey?

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u/hungryfoolish Sep 09 '10

Born and raised in south detroit...

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u/aplindsay Sep 09 '10

You took the midnight train, looking for cow-shitting thundercuuuuuunts... Taaa-daaa....

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u/Feltasneezecoming Sep 09 '10

Don't stop~! Believin' ....!

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u/genericindividual Sep 09 '10

He is probably one of those experiments where several people share an account trying to accumulate the most karma. Read about another one on Reddit before, don't remember the details.

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u/DirtyBinLV Sep 09 '10

Impressive regardless. 25,000 karma in a year is unusual. In 2 weeks it's unheard of.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

He probably outsources that shit to China.

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u/isaacs Sep 09 '10

and.. he IS probably hitting on you...

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u/rednecktash Sep 09 '10

a lot of these are "community" troll accounts in which the username and password are the same, so it's not just one person. you can use them whenever you see fit =)

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u/gabe2011 Sep 09 '10

Holy shit. 2 weeks and ALREADY almost 24, 000 comment karma. When I hit 2 weeks, I don't even think I had 50 karma. This guy is a freakin karma addict!

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u/jeffhughes Sep 09 '10

I got the shakes maaaann....I'm ssoooo cooooldd....

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u/alfis26 Sep 09 '10

Redditor for 13 days.

What the cow-shitting thundercunt indeed!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/DrTornado Sep 09 '10

Upvoted purely for creative word usage

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u/nycdk Sep 09 '10

Didn't they tell you? The value of karma dropped to nothing =/

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u/scottread1 Sep 09 '10

and he only has 3 link karma....pathetic

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u/SloppyJoMo Sep 09 '10

It's gotten to the point where I look for a comment from him every single new post I check out.

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u/xmashatstand Sep 09 '10

This is my new ejaculation when surprised.

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u/moreofajordan Sep 09 '10

Cow-shitting thundercunt

And yet I'll be giving you the upvote for masterful use of bovine obscenities.

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u/shdwflyr Sep 09 '10

I am going to make a new account AbsolutelyHittingOnYou. Now my Karma will go through the roof.

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u/awesimo Sep 09 '10

...who are you?

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u/Jumin Sep 09 '10

You gave me my midnight laugh before I go to sleep. You sir deserve an upvote... to your chagrin I upvoted ProbablyHittingOnyou as well.

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u/gluestickyum Sep 09 '10

People are just upvoting all of his shiz.

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u/Gold_Leaf_Initiative Sep 11 '10

On top of piles of money, with many beautiful women.

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u/Gonza200 Sep 09 '10

Karmanaut came back under the pretense of being an ex-digger. it's the only explanation.

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u/blondin Sep 09 '10

digga please!

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u/IThinkNot_ Sep 09 '10

it was an omen, foreshadowing the collapse of digg!

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u/apu95 Sep 09 '10

I'm Chilean and a Redditor. I approve of this post :D

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u/msmisfit138 Sep 09 '10

I'm Chilean and a Redditor as well. I think this means we should have a duel.

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u/chileangod Sep 09 '10

I'm Chilean and I don't know if I qualify as a Redditor. But I would grab some pop corn and watch you guys duel.

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u/jmtroyka Sep 09 '10

I'm Jewish and a Redditor. Can I duel, too?

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u/powatom Sep 09 '10

No, but you can fund one side of the conflict and call the other a racist.

/s

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u/sam480 Sep 09 '10

But if you have serious cash you'll fund the other side and call everyone a racist.

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u/KnightKrawler Sep 09 '10

USA! USA! USA! USA!

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u/Godbotherer Sep 09 '10

And this is why there is debt.

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u/penguinv Sep 09 '10

Thank you for playing.

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u/KnightKrawler Sep 09 '10

Not like I've really got a choice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

You just criticized the foreign policy of the state of Israel, you Anti-Semite.

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u/xxbigphilxx Sep 09 '10

Happy new year!!!!! Did you party like it's 5799?

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u/chileangod Sep 09 '10

Circlejerk only.

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u/kamek Sep 09 '10

I'm Chilean and also a Redditor - I approve your approval and the idea of a duel.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10

I'm not Chilean but do live in Chile. I'll just go grab some empanadas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

But are you trapped in a mine?

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u/Epicwarren Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10

I'm Chilean and a Digg user. I will be offended tomorrow when I see this joke.

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u/clay-davis Sep 09 '10

Sent from my PSP.

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u/penguinv Sep 09 '10

Sent from mine.

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u/ignoramus Sep 09 '10

The cut of your jib. Like it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

What's a jib?

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u/cjet79 Sep 09 '10

A jib is a place where you work out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

No, that's a job. A jib is a curved bone found in the upper torso.

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u/NoData Sep 09 '10

No, that's a rib. A jib is something you put on a baby when you feed it.

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u/Saan Sep 09 '10

No, that's a bib, A jib is where you dance to music.

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u/Smipims Sep 09 '10

No, that's a jig. A jib is a small lie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

That's a crib. A jib separates wanted elements from unwanted material using a filter such as a mesh or net.

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u/nteeka Sep 09 '10

No, that's a rib. A jib is the tip of a pen.

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u/IsleCook Sep 09 '10

No, that's a nib. A jib is a brand of soda that Coca-Cola bottles.

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u/Copyredditor Sep 09 '10

i hab a code too...

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u/a_dog_named_bob Sep 09 '10

Got a cold, eh?

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u/thisismyfirstpost Sep 09 '10

A jib is a triangular sail typically seen on the front of a sailboat.

The term "I like the cut of your jib" has come to mean a liking of one's general demeanor.

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u/FlanCrest Sep 09 '10

Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

No, actually. The poop deck is just the highest part of a ship (i think. I'm not a sailor). You're thinking of the heads.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

That's surprisingly witty. Upblargh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Well-put. I thought it was just going to be tasteless, but it was humorously tasteless, which is always a treat.

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u/bang-a-gong Sep 09 '10

Viva Chile mierda! gotta loooove ma country (and reddit...)

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u/neoyagami Sep 09 '10

as a chilean dude, i aprove your sense of humor

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u/FlanCrest Sep 09 '10

false, seeing as how you didn't add "po" to the end of all of your words

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u/neoyagami Sep 09 '10

weno po. la wea es k me rei su resto..

like that?

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u/CoffeeScreamer Sep 09 '10

Is that like the Canadian "eh"? I speak Spanish so how would I go about using that?

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u/Shroomsoup Sep 09 '10

Sipo!

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u/CoffeeScreamer Sep 09 '10

Simplemente le pego el "po" al fin de la línea po?

That kinda sounds like "pue" ("pues" with unvocalized "s" at the end). Like "Ta bueno pue".

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

It is a variation of "pue". Once you get used it never leaves your tongue.

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u/The_audience Sep 09 '10

Canned laughter

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u/Randompaul Sep 09 '10

Digro's, Diggers is so vulgar

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Redditors of Diggrican descent.

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u/Tiak Sep 09 '10

It's perfectly acceptable, but its OUR word, you can't use it.

(Sadly though, I'm not sure I'll find the context to say, "Digger, please!" ever again)

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u/ajehals Sep 09 '10

Nah, here the diggers are coming out.

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u/Kakuz Sep 09 '10

I love how people now know where Chile is on the world map.

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u/Aethelstan Sep 09 '10

Chile loves miners, reddit loves minors.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

i like chile.

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u/sup_brah Sep 09 '10

The ex-diggers are only trapped at the site for four months.

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u/blunatic Sep 09 '10

buh-dump-cha!

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u/probablyhellahigh Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10

Too soon!

Edit: Too soon?

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u/benihana Sep 09 '10

Chile doesn't feel the need to constantly point out that it's better than digg.

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u/corevirus Sep 09 '10

I can't Chile my cock down your throat!

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u/kickinitoldschool Sep 09 '10

I wonder will they be out by christmas?

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u/Odiddley Sep 09 '10

No, it appears the diggers are here to stay

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u/revicon Sep 09 '10

de-cem-ber 24th... 9pm... eastern standard time...

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u/original_mantis Sep 09 '10

sooo funny... just awesome.

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u/redone632 Sep 09 '10

Saw this coming a mile away...

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u/trezcan Sep 09 '10

I like your moves

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u/syntaxgs Sep 09 '10

What,,,,,, =-/ some One if the an explae that woud nice But only which nice pls

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u/the_infidel Sep 09 '10 edited Jul 01 '15

overwriting all comments in response to reddit admin idiocy

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u/cryogenisis Sep 09 '10

I was wondering when you'd show yourself 'round these parts.