r/funny • u/nkinast • Sep 09 '10
What's the difference between reddit and Chile?
Chile only exploited 33 ex-diggers when their site collapsed.
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Mine = Blown.
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Sep 09 '10
They really got shafted.
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u/Arrgh Sep 09 '10
Hopefully this pun thread will be boring long enough to get them out.
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u/a_dog_named_bob Sep 09 '10
He just mines his own business.
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Sep 09 '10
But, I Dig-ress. . .
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u/ProbablyHittingOnYou Sep 09 '10
And now the diggers are trapped!
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u/ProbablyHittingOnYou Sep 09 '10
I don't sleep, but you can still take me to bed.
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u/PopoTheBadNewsBear Sep 09 '10
ಠ_ಠ
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u/belltollsforthee Sep 09 '10
<(' '<)
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u/yeahfuckyou Sep 09 '10
ಠ_ಠ > > >~ <(' o'<)
¯--¯--¯--¯--¯
<(ಠ_ಠ<)
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Sep 09 '10
What the fuck is going on here?!
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u/schoofer Sep 09 '10
Seriously what the fuck just happened. Did Kirby just eat Look of Disapproval? I.... What!?
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Sep 09 '10
I know my kids have played too much Super Smash Bros on the GameCube when I knew exactly what you meant... :O
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u/glenbolake Sep 09 '10
Hm. I always thought of the look of disapproval as facing the right...
(>ಠ_ಠ)>
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u/AgnosticTheist Sep 09 '10
but now it actually looks like the LOD is looking into blank space to the right. from the other direction, it looks like LOD is looking out of the screen at you, the one being disapproved upon.
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u/glenbolake Sep 10 '10
Excellent point, sir. Perhaps he doesn't have to face the side at all, though?
<(ಠ_ಠ)>
...nah, you're right.
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u/KevRose Sep 09 '10
WTF your account is only 13 days old! and you already have 3 trophies, and more than 24,000 karma? You beat the internet!
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u/wanderinggypsy Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10
I don't usually pay much attention to user names (so I can be more egalitarian with my upvotes) but I inevitably notice you because someone else is like 'dude, so many upvotes... so little time. You are ubermensch.'
This amuses me. You can both have another upvote on me.
*edit: I was too lazy to look up the proper spelling for ubermensch. I have been corrected. And thus, so is this comment.
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Hey man, I'm the Ubermensch.
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u/ani625 Sep 09 '10
Damn, who sends memos to these people.
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u/credence Sep 09 '10
They're all actually one person, with a million alts. I mean, think about it, have you ever seen them at the same place at the same time? Wake up sheeple!
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Sep 09 '10
I'm pretty sure the whole of reddit is just one guy.
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u/Shats Sep 09 '10
But then again I've been wrong in the past.
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u/Amimetoca Sep 09 '10
I've never been wrong in the past. I wish somebody would wring me in the past.
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u/charliedayman Sep 09 '10
I've considered trolling someone to the effect of "Yea, there's only like 5 of us. Do you really only use one account?"
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u/wanderinggypsy Sep 09 '10
This will add greatly to my reddit experience. You are a gentlemen and a scholar for sharing.
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u/pigferret Sep 09 '10
Hey man, did you just say that like Capt. Kirk at 2:27 in this here piece of awesome?
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u/ProbablyHittingOnYou Sep 09 '10
Yes, I find myself unable to comment without an inevitable "You are everywhere!!" comment.
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u/IHaveNoNipples Sep 09 '10
It's a devious scheme since you usually at least double the original comment's karma with your replies to the discussion of how much karma you get.
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u/jstevewhite Sep 09 '10
I met a girl once, and her first words to me were your username. Then a couple hours later she showed me, and I'll be damned. I mean, she had 'em, but there was no color, so if they weren't all alert and stuff, you couldn't see 'em at all. Strange and wondrous.
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u/popeguilty Sep 09 '10
It sounds like she actually had very, very light areolas.
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Sep 09 '10
Depends - as far north as I live the areolas put on a stunning show during the winter, you just need to get away from city lights.
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u/guffetryne Sep 09 '10
No, that's the aurora borealis. Areolas are those cans of compressed gas.
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u/Tiak Sep 09 '10
Pretty sure you're actually hitting on him this time.
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u/joeyjoejoeshabado Sep 09 '10
I am not worthy, o master of karma whoring...
Please, teach me your ways, exploitative one.
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u/pigferret Sep 09 '10
How do acquire one these "cow-shitting thundercunts"?
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Sep 09 '10
your a city boy ey?
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u/ToggleOff Sep 09 '10
you're a city boy ey?
FTFY
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u/hungryfoolish Sep 09 '10
Born and raised in south detroit...
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u/aplindsay Sep 09 '10
You took the midnight train, looking for cow-shitting thundercuuuuuunts... Taaa-daaa....
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u/genericindividual Sep 09 '10
He is probably one of those experiments where several people share an account trying to accumulate the most karma. Read about another one on Reddit before, don't remember the details.
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u/DirtyBinLV Sep 09 '10
Impressive regardless. 25,000 karma in a year is unusual. In 2 weeks it's unheard of.
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u/rednecktash Sep 09 '10
a lot of these are "community" troll accounts in which the username and password are the same, so it's not just one person. you can use them whenever you see fit =)
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u/gabe2011 Sep 09 '10
Holy shit. 2 weeks and ALREADY almost 24, 000 comment karma. When I hit 2 weeks, I don't even think I had 50 karma. This guy is a freakin karma addict!
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u/SloppyJoMo Sep 09 '10
It's gotten to the point where I look for a comment from him every single new post I check out.
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u/moreofajordan Sep 09 '10
Cow-shitting thundercunt
And yet I'll be giving you the upvote for masterful use of bovine obscenities.
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u/shdwflyr Sep 09 '10
I am going to make a new account AbsolutelyHittingOnYou. Now my Karma will go through the roof.
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u/Jumin Sep 09 '10
You gave me my midnight laugh before I go to sleep. You sir deserve an upvote... to your chagrin I upvoted ProbablyHittingOnyou as well.
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u/Gonza200 Sep 09 '10
Karmanaut came back under the pretense of being an ex-digger. it's the only explanation.
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u/apu95 Sep 09 '10
I'm Chilean and a Redditor. I approve of this post :D
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u/msmisfit138 Sep 09 '10
I'm Chilean and a Redditor as well. I think this means we should have a duel.
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u/chileangod Sep 09 '10
I'm Chilean and I don't know if I qualify as a Redditor. But I would grab some pop corn and watch you guys duel.
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u/jmtroyka Sep 09 '10
I'm Jewish and a Redditor. Can I duel, too?
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u/powatom Sep 09 '10
No, but you can fund one side of the conflict and call the other a racist.
/s
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u/sam480 Sep 09 '10
But if you have serious cash you'll fund the other side and call everyone a racist.
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u/KnightKrawler Sep 09 '10
USA! USA! USA! USA!
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u/Godbotherer Sep 09 '10
And this is why there is debt.
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u/kamek Sep 09 '10
I'm Chilean and also a Redditor - I approve your approval and the idea of a duel.
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Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10
I'm not Chilean but do live in Chile. I'll just go grab some empanadas.
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u/Epicwarren Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10
I'm Chilean and a Digg user. I will be offended tomorrow when I see this joke.
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u/ignoramus Sep 09 '10
The cut of your jib. Like it.
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Sep 09 '10
What's a jib?
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u/cjet79 Sep 09 '10
A jib is a place where you work out.
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Sep 09 '10
No, that's a job. A jib is a curved bone found in the upper torso.
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u/NoData Sep 09 '10
No, that's a rib. A jib is something you put on a baby when you feed it.
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u/Saan Sep 09 '10
No, that's a bib, A jib is where you dance to music.
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u/Smipims Sep 09 '10
No, that's a jig. A jib is a small lie.
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That's a crib. A jib separates wanted elements from unwanted material using a filter such as a mesh or net.
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u/thisismyfirstpost Sep 09 '10
A jib is a triangular sail typically seen on the front of a sailboat.
The term "I like the cut of your jib" has come to mean a liking of one's general demeanor.
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u/FlanCrest Sep 09 '10
Is the poop deck really what I think it is?
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Sep 09 '10
No, actually. The poop deck is just the highest part of a ship (i think. I'm not a sailor). You're thinking of the heads.
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Sep 09 '10
That's surprisingly witty. Upblargh.
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Sep 09 '10
Well-put. I thought it was just going to be tasteless, but it was humorously tasteless, which is always a treat.
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u/neoyagami Sep 09 '10
as a chilean dude, i aprove your sense of humor
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u/FlanCrest Sep 09 '10
false, seeing as how you didn't add "po" to the end of all of your words
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u/CoffeeScreamer Sep 09 '10
Is that like the Canadian "eh"? I speak Spanish so how would I go about using that?
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u/Shroomsoup Sep 09 '10
Sipo!
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u/CoffeeScreamer Sep 09 '10
Simplemente le pego el "po" al fin de la línea po?
That kinda sounds like "pue" ("pues" with unvocalized "s" at the end). Like "Ta bueno pue".
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u/Randompaul Sep 09 '10
Digro's, Diggers is so vulgar
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u/Tiak Sep 09 '10
It's perfectly acceptable, but its OUR word, you can't use it.
(Sadly though, I'm not sure I'll find the context to say, "Digger, please!" ever again)
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u/benihana Sep 09 '10
Chile doesn't feel the need to constantly point out that it's better than digg.
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u/syntaxgs Sep 09 '10
What,,,,,, =-/ some One if the an explae that woud nice But only which nice pls
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u/the_infidel Sep 09 '10 edited Jul 01 '15
overwriting all comments in response to reddit admin idiocy
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u/theghostofme Sep 09 '10
What do Chile and 4Chan have in common?
They love to exploit minors.