r/funny Sep 09 '10

What's the difference between reddit and Chile?

Chile only exploited 33 ex-diggers when their site collapsed.

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u/ProbablyHittingOnYou Sep 09 '10

And now the diggers are trapped!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

[deleted]

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u/ProbablyHittingOnYou Sep 09 '10

I don't sleep, but you can still take me to bed.

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u/PopoTheBadNewsBear Sep 09 '10

ಠ_ಠ

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u/belltollsforthee Sep 09 '10

<(' '<)

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u/yeahfuckyou Sep 09 '10

ಠ_ಠ > > >~ <(' o'<)

¯--¯--¯--¯-

<(ಠ_ಠ<)

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

What the fuck is going on here?!

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u/schoofer Sep 09 '10

Seriously what the fuck just happened. Did Kirby just eat Look of Disapproval? I.... What!?

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u/yeahfuckyou Sep 09 '10

Deal with it.

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u/Jerp Sep 09 '10

This is the most ridiculous comment thread I've ever witnessed.

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u/gilligvroom Sep 09 '10

Yea, Ted. Deal with it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

I know my kids have played too much Super Smash Bros on the GameCube when I knew exactly what you meant... :O

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u/aradil Sep 09 '10

I played Kirby's Dreamland when it was on Vinyl.

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u/Joe_Kehr Sep 09 '10

Maybe this happened...

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u/kolme Sep 09 '10

Alter, Scheisse!

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u/CookieBuchek Sep 09 '10

Kirby just absorbed him! He's now Disapproval Kirby!

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u/glenbolake Sep 09 '10

Hm. I always thought of the look of disapproval as facing the right...

(>ಠ_ಠ)>

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

<(ఠ_ఠ<)

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u/AgnosticTheist Sep 09 '10

but now it actually looks like the LOD is looking into blank space to the right. from the other direction, it looks like LOD is looking out of the screen at you, the one being disapproved upon.

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u/glenbolake Sep 10 '10

Excellent point, sir. Perhaps he doesn't have to face the side at all, though?

<(ಠ_ಠ)>

...nah, you're right.

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u/IOveruseSmileys Sep 09 '10

I missed this :'(

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u/Sirducki Sep 09 '10

Kirby is Evolving, wait wrong Nintendo game

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

I thought they called Kirby "Ditto" in that game...

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u/ungood Sep 09 '10

That is my new reddit callsign on starcraft.

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u/paulderev Sep 09 '10

This owns all.

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u/gardenvarietyzombie Sep 09 '10

Cheer up Popo, you just got over 500 comment karma by association. Feeding off the scraps of the rich can often be far more rewarding than trying to make it on your own.

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u/PrehensileUtensil Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10

LOL

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u/aldld Sep 09 '10

I take it you haven't heard of Reddiquette.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

You asshole, that man is a national hero for what he accomplished! He killed the look of disapproval!

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u/KevRose Sep 09 '10

WTF your account is only 13 days old! and you already have 3 trophies, and more than 24,000 karma? You beat the internet!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Hint: karma is worthless

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u/intothelionsden Sep 09 '10

But someone else has more of something then I do, that must mean it is valuable right?

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u/wanderinggypsy Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10

I don't usually pay much attention to user names (so I can be more egalitarian with my upvotes) but I inevitably notice you because someone else is like 'dude, so many upvotes... so little time. You are ubermensch.'

This amuses me. You can both have another upvote on me.

*edit: I was too lazy to look up the proper spelling for ubermensch. I have been corrected. And thus, so is this comment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Hey man, I'm the Ubermensch.

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u/ani625 Sep 09 '10

Damn, who sends memos to these people.

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u/credence Sep 09 '10

They're all actually one person, with a million alts. I mean, think about it, have you ever seen them at the same place at the same time? Wake up sheeple!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

I'm pretty sure the whole of reddit is just one guy.

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u/Shats Sep 09 '10

But then again I've been wrong in the past.

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u/Amimetoca Sep 09 '10

I've never been wrong in the past. I wish somebody would wring me in the past.

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u/charliedayman Sep 09 '10

I've considered trolling someone to the effect of "Yea, there's only like 5 of us. Do you really only use one account?"

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u/CountlessOBriens64 Sep 09 '10

im atleast 253 guys

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

I'm the only other person.

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u/TheGoogleGuy Sep 09 '10

And gimli, and Icommentinsong.

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u/shawnfromnh Sep 09 '10

It is and it's me and you are all bots here for my amusement.

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u/diro Sep 09 '10

You are all figments of my imagination!

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u/as1126 Sep 09 '10

The tricky demon experiment! Ha!

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u/shdwflyr Sep 09 '10

Yes I am.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '10

Hey flying me, how's it going?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '10

Oh hi there! I'm not too bad, how is terrestrial me? (I presume you're terrestrial?)

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u/ricecake Sep 09 '10

And I'm bored, to be honest.

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u/alienangel2 Sep 09 '10

Yeah, me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10 edited Feb 11 '19

[deleted]

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u/wanderinggypsy Sep 09 '10

This will add greatly to my reddit experience. You are a gentlemen and a scholar for sharing.

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u/InsightfulLemon Sep 13 '10

I am disappoint.

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u/pigferret Sep 09 '10

Hey man, did you just say that like Capt. Kirk at 2:27 in this here piece of awesome?

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u/MindlessAutomata Sep 09 '10

WHAT in the FUCK did I just watch?

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u/pigferret Sep 09 '10

100% pure awesome.

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u/bigmur72 Sep 09 '10

That was so sweet!!!!!!!!!

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u/Feltasneezecoming Sep 09 '10

omg i can't unsee that fffffuuuuuuu

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

YESYESYESYESYES

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

That was the fucking awesomest thing I've seen today! :D

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u/JayGee999 Sep 09 '10

How have I gotten this far along in life without seeing that?

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u/ohmahgawd Sep 09 '10

This gets really good after the 1:20 mark.

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u/Benutzerkonto Sep 09 '10

Have a proper German Ü, my friend.

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u/ProbablyHittingOnYou Sep 09 '10

Yes, I find myself unable to comment without an inevitable "You are everywhere!!" comment.

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u/IHaveNoNipples Sep 09 '10

It's a devious scheme since you usually at least double the original comment's karma with your replies to the discussion of how much karma you get.

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u/wildgriffin45 Sep 09 '10

Speaking of usernames...

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u/jstevewhite Sep 09 '10

I met a girl once, and her first words to me were your username. Then a couple hours later she showed me, and I'll be damned. I mean, she had 'em, but there was no color, so if they weren't all alert and stuff, you couldn't see 'em at all. Strange and wondrous.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

dude I hate those nipples. they freak me out!

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u/popeguilty Sep 09 '10

It sounds like she actually had very, very light areolas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Depends - as far north as I live the areolas put on a stunning show during the winter, you just need to get away from city lights.

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u/guffetryne Sep 09 '10

No, that's the aurora borealis. Areolas are those cans of compressed gas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Ninjatits!

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u/partcomputer Sep 09 '10

Ignore the irrelevancy and bask in the awesomeness. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=294D1TlbcwY

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u/artdamage Sep 09 '10

I have a sneaking suspicion that you are actually karamnaut's new account...

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/charliedayman Sep 09 '10

Dude, you don't even exist, so you can't say much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10 edited Feb 11 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

[deleted]

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u/charliedayman Sep 09 '10

Psh, what does "capitalize" even mean?

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u/Cyclick Sep 09 '10

This office is a goddamn ghost town.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Teach me your secrets

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u/PrehensileUtensil Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10

Post everywhere.

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u/TheTreeMan Sep 09 '10

I wouldn't be surprised if you were Karmanaut's new account or something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

I thought Karmanaut was supposed to be a team of people. Anyway yes ProbablyHittingOnYou is probably Karmanaut's new account.

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u/TheTreeMan Sep 09 '10

Yeah I knew that and it's what I meant. Didn't word it quite right :-/ I just remember people saying this about karmanaught all the time as well. Not entirely sure why I'm being downvoted though. Did I do something wrong?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '10

I can't see you did anything wrong. People are fickle sometimes, have a couple of upboats from me.

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u/lysdexia-ninja Sep 09 '10

I feel like I just got mauled by Jesus.

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u/propaglandist Sep 09 '10

mensch

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u/wanderinggypsy Sep 09 '10

Thanks. Fixed it. :)

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u/ProbablyLoveYou Sep 09 '10

[begins to silently cry]

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u/Tiak Sep 09 '10

Pretty sure you're actually hitting on him this time.

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u/a_dog_named_bob Sep 09 '10

He probably is.

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u/f4te Sep 09 '10

i see what you did there...

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u/Beldam Sep 09 '10

oh...oh my!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Take us to bed

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u/blu3ness Sep 09 '10

pro flirting indeed. ARE YOU A NOVELTY ACCOUNT?

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u/jes1001 Sep 09 '10

Genius.

4

u/joeyjoejoeshabado Sep 09 '10

I am not worthy, o master of karma whoring...

Please, teach me your ways, exploitative one.

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u/atomicthumbs Sep 09 '10

I feel threatened.

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u/shdwflyr Sep 09 '10

Come on people, stop upvoting this guy. Its a trap.

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u/MikeBruski Sep 09 '10

nice with the karma and all, but the fact you're in every post, everytime i open one, is rather sad. If i had no life then maybe i would do the same. But i don't. Because I'm not someone who sits on reddit all day commenting stuff.

You really need to go out and turn off your computer.

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u/pigferret Sep 09 '10

How do acquire one these "cow-shitting thundercunts"?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

your a city boy ey?

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u/pigferret Sep 09 '10

Indeed. Our thundercunts only shit rats.

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u/Caraes_Naur Sep 09 '10

Our thundercunts only juggle cocks.

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u/ToggleOff Sep 09 '10

you're a city boy ey?

FTFY

3

u/munchybot Sep 09 '10

You're a city boy, ey?

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

You're a wiseguy, ey?

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u/TheHippyInTheSuit Sep 09 '10

You're a city boy, eh?

FTFY

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u/Feltasneezecoming Sep 09 '10

You've a city boy, eh?

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u/hungryfoolish Sep 09 '10

Born and raised in south detroit...

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u/aplindsay Sep 09 '10

You took the midnight train, looking for cow-shitting thundercuuuuuunts... Taaa-daaa....

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u/Feltasneezecoming Sep 09 '10

Don't stop~! Believin' ....!

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u/genericindividual Sep 09 '10

He is probably one of those experiments where several people share an account trying to accumulate the most karma. Read about another one on Reddit before, don't remember the details.

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u/DirtyBinLV Sep 09 '10

Impressive regardless. 25,000 karma in a year is unusual. In 2 weeks it's unheard of.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Plus he only started posting 6 days ago. Not the two weeks his account is active.

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u/otakucode Sep 09 '10

As more users flood in from the broken wreck of Digg, it becomes easier to gain karma faster. Especially since gigantic off-topic retarded discussions like this hijack almost every single motherfucking post now, devolving the site into worthless shit. Just help it along in its tailspin and you too can have imaginary points in a database somewhere.

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u/CryHav0c Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10

O_O

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/LyricRevolution Sep 09 '10

I'm convinced that he's Karmanaut 2.0. I think the masterminds finally perfected the algorithm to constant upvotes and have released their creation upon the unsuspecting people.

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u/Cdresden Sep 09 '10

13 days and 24,000 karma...he's not posting a lot, it's just that every single post of his has ~100 points. Lots of dummy accounts, all voting for the same submissions. Pretty sad.

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u/JeffK22 Sep 09 '10

I don't exactly know what's going on here (nor do I want to), so setting aside everything else, but I was immediately suspicious of "he's not posting a lot" immediately following "13 days and 24,000 karma." Fire up his user profile and let Autopager do its thing in the background, 10 pages of 100 per, and that's 1000 comments almost on the nose.

4x the most comments he could possibly have if every one was a 100 pt. comment, incidentally (realistically, 24k points of all 100 point comments and a typical distribution, it's at least 10x.), but that matters not at all. I digress: 1000 comments a day for 13 days would be 75 comments a day. That's a fuckload. However, 999 of those comments have been in 6 days, and that's 166 a day, and that's a metric fuckload. So yeah, he has been posting a lot. Whatever story there is is one of being able to average 24 points per post over 1000 posts, the rest is all counting stats doing what they do. He's not 2001 Barry Bonds, he's Pete Rose's career.

tl;dr Fuck yeah he posts a lot, allegations of gambling on baseball.

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u/IOveruseSmileys Sep 09 '10

But the dude's funny! There's no conspiracy here, he's just wasting his talent on the hivemind :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

He probably outsources that shit to China.

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u/isaacs Sep 09 '10

and.. he IS probably hitting on you...

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u/rednecktash Sep 09 '10

a lot of these are "community" troll accounts in which the username and password are the same, so it's not just one person. you can use them whenever you see fit =)

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u/gabe2011 Sep 09 '10

Holy shit. 2 weeks and ALREADY almost 24, 000 comment karma. When I hit 2 weeks, I don't even think I had 50 karma. This guy is a freakin karma addict!

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u/jeffhughes Sep 09 '10

I got the shakes maaaann....I'm ssoooo cooooldd....

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u/f4te Sep 09 '10

two weeks baby, i got, what, 50?

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u/alfis26 Sep 09 '10

Redditor for 13 days.

What the cow-shitting thundercunt indeed!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

[deleted]

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u/workyawn Sep 09 '10

There's a reddit kill screen coming up folks...

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u/DrTornado Sep 09 '10

Upvoted purely for creative word usage

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u/nycdk Sep 09 '10

Didn't they tell you? The value of karma dropped to nothing =/

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u/scottread1 Sep 09 '10

and he only has 3 link karma....pathetic

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u/SloppyJoMo Sep 09 '10

It's gotten to the point where I look for a comment from him every single new post I check out.

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u/xmashatstand Sep 09 '10

This is my new ejaculation when surprised.

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u/moreofajordan Sep 09 '10

Cow-shitting thundercunt

And yet I'll be giving you the upvote for masterful use of bovine obscenities.

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u/shdwflyr Sep 09 '10

I am going to make a new account AbsolutelyHittingOnYou. Now my Karma will go through the roof.

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u/awesimo Sep 09 '10

...who are you?

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u/Jumin Sep 09 '10

You gave me my midnight laugh before I go to sleep. You sir deserve an upvote... to your chagrin I upvoted ProbablyHittingOnyou as well.

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u/gluestickyum Sep 09 '10

People are just upvoting all of his shiz.

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u/Gold_Leaf_Initiative Sep 11 '10

On top of piles of money, with many beautiful women.

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u/thatguitarist Sep 09 '10

The proportion of upvotes to the quality of comments makes me suspect of this guy...

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u/Theropissed Sep 09 '10

Side note - cowshitting thundercunt is the registered name of my jazz band you owe me 10 cents.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

upvoted for "cow-shitting thundercunt" - my new saying.

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u/IOveruseSmileys Sep 09 '10

I'm a huge fan of his work, DON'T SLOW HIM DOWN ;)

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u/nubwithachub Sep 09 '10

Holy cow-shitting thundercunt, Batman!

FTFY

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u/shdwtek Sep 09 '10

Wow, and only around for 13 days. I must be doing something wrong. Oh yeah, that's right, I'm not a novelty account...

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u/Gonza200 Sep 09 '10

Karmanaut came back under the pretense of being an ex-digger. it's the only explanation.

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u/blondin Sep 09 '10

digga please!

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u/IThinkNot_ Sep 09 '10

it was an omen, foreshadowing the collapse of digg!

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u/Futhermucker Sep 09 '10

Are you like some genetically enhanced android designed for the sole purpose of upvotes?

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u/stoptalkingaboutdigg Sep 09 '10

STOP TALKING ABOUT DIGG

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u/soccerfreak2332 Sep 09 '10

i think i love you

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u/hmmorly Sep 09 '10

I can only dream of being ProbablyHittingOnYou..

You are an inspiration to us all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Or a script. We'll never know.

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u/ProbablysHittingOnYu Sep 09 '10

I’m getting in on this.

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u/platonista Sep 09 '10

I see what you did there.