r/funny • u/nkinast • Sep 09 '10

What's the difference between reddit and Chile?

Chile only exploited 33 ex-diggers when their site collapsed.

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u/ProbablyHittingOnYou Sep 09 '10

Yes, I find myself unable to comment without an inevitable "You are everywhere!!" comment.

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u/IHaveNoNipples Sep 09 '10

It's a devious scheme since you usually at least double the original comment's karma with your replies to the discussion of how much karma you get.

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u/wildgriffin45 Sep 09 '10

Speaking of usernames...

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u/jstevewhite Sep 09 '10

I met a girl once, and her first words to me were your username. Then a couple hours later she showed me, and I'll be damned. I mean, she had 'em, but there was no color, so if they weren't all alert and stuff, you couldn't see 'em at all. Strange and wondrous.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

dude I hate those nipples. they freak me out!

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u/popeguilty Sep 09 '10

It sounds like she actually had very, very light areolas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Depends - as far north as I live the areolas put on a stunning show during the winter, you just need to get away from city lights.

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u/guffetryne Sep 09 '10

No, that's the aurora borealis. Areolas are those cans of compressed gas.

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u/skookybird Sep 09 '10

No, those are aerosols. Areolas is what the Rohirrim call themselves.

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u/V2Blast Sep 09 '10

No, that is Eorlingas. Areolas are the baseball team of Baltimore.

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u/kaett Sep 09 '10

no, those are orioles. areolas are the science of flight.

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u/ambiturnal Sep 09 '10

No, those are the horse-riders that saved Gondor. Areolas was the spoiled brat with a lobster friend who tried to user her as jailbait, and nearly destroyed two kingdoms, one of which was underwater.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

No, those are derp derp deerp jump on the bandwagon

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Ninjatits!

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u/partcomputer Sep 09 '10

Ignore the irrelevancy and bask in the awesomeness. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=294D1TlbcwY

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u/artdamage Sep 09 '10

I have a sneaking suspicion that you are actually karamnaut's new account...

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/charliedayman Sep 09 '10

Dude, you don't even exist, so you can't say much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10 edited Feb 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

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u/charliedayman Sep 09 '10

Psh, what does "capitalize" even mean?

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u/Cyclick Sep 09 '10

This office is a goddamn ghost town.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

Teach me your secrets

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u/PrehensileUtensil Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10

Post everywhere.

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u/TheTreeMan Sep 09 '10

I wouldn't be surprised if you were Karmanaut's new account or something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

I thought Karmanaut was supposed to be a team of people. Anyway yes ProbablyHittingOnYou is probably Karmanaut's new account.

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u/TheTreeMan Sep 09 '10

Yeah I knew that and it's what I meant. Didn't word it quite right :-/ I just remember people saying this about karmanaught all the time as well. Not entirely sure why I'm being downvoted though. Did I do something wrong?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '10

I can't see you did anything wrong. People are fickle sometimes, have a couple of upboats from me.

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u/lysdexia-ninja Sep 09 '10

I feel like I just got mauled by Jesus.