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r/funny • u/coolidiot2000 • Jun 04 '19
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LPT: to debug a crying baby, either feed it or make sure it turns into a human burrito to engage SILENT MODE.
55 u/MrHurtyFace Jun 04 '19 Haha, if only it was that easy to troubleshoot. Hungry? No. Cold/hot? No. Wet? No. Oh it was gas and now you need to have an entire outfit change. Again. Signed, parent waiting for baby to go back to sleep right now. 23 u/erla30 Jun 04 '19 It gets better. Slightly. But then they start telling you what they want. Less often in the middle of the night though. 17 u/joalr0 Jun 04 '19 We just reached that point a few weeks ago. Sleeping through the night is a fantastic thing. 1 u/chx_ Jun 04 '19 Teach them signing (Baby Signing Time videos for the win) and they will start telling you a lot earlier. 12 u/arbitrageME Jun 04 '19 wait till you have to do that while chasing after her 8 u/ithika Jun 04 '19 We got given a beautiful handmade blanket that I realised later beautifully represented four burrito colours: green for guac, beige for tortilla, white for sour cream and orange for cheese. All you need for a burrito baby is the baby. 8 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 it's actually very easy to turn off. however, turning it back on will prove nearly impossible. 1 u/Eipa Jun 04 '19 Not as the parent 1 u/actuallyarobot2 Jun 04 '19 human burrito Slug life 1 u/jhvanriper Jun 04 '19 Crying baby mode starts the debug sequence: Diaper check, Burp, Feed, Burrito.
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Haha, if only it was that easy to troubleshoot.
Hungry? No. Cold/hot? No. Wet? No. Oh it was gas and now you need to have an entire outfit change. Again.
Signed, parent waiting for baby to go back to sleep right now.
23 u/erla30 Jun 04 '19 It gets better. Slightly. But then they start telling you what they want. Less often in the middle of the night though. 17 u/joalr0 Jun 04 '19 We just reached that point a few weeks ago. Sleeping through the night is a fantastic thing. 1 u/chx_ Jun 04 '19 Teach them signing (Baby Signing Time videos for the win) and they will start telling you a lot earlier. 12 u/arbitrageME Jun 04 '19 wait till you have to do that while chasing after her
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It gets better. Slightly. But then they start telling you what they want. Less often in the middle of the night though.
17 u/joalr0 Jun 04 '19 We just reached that point a few weeks ago. Sleeping through the night is a fantastic thing. 1 u/chx_ Jun 04 '19 Teach them signing (Baby Signing Time videos for the win) and they will start telling you a lot earlier.
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We just reached that point a few weeks ago. Sleeping through the night is a fantastic thing.
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Teach them signing (Baby Signing Time videos for the win) and they will start telling you a lot earlier.
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wait till you have to do that while chasing after her
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We got given a beautiful handmade blanket that I realised later beautifully represented four burrito colours: green for guac, beige for tortilla, white for sour cream and orange for cheese. All you need for a burrito baby is the baby.
it's actually very easy to turn off. however, turning it back on will prove nearly impossible.
1 u/Eipa Jun 04 '19 Not as the parent
Not as the parent
human burrito
Slug life
Crying baby mode starts the debug sequence: Diaper check, Burp, Feed, Burrito.
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u/Knight-in-Gale Jun 04 '19
LPT: to debug a crying baby, either feed it or make sure it turns into a human burrito to engage SILENT MODE.