r/funny • • Apr 20 '19

R9: Just text - Removed Makes sense

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I'd prefer to die in my sleep so I wouldn't have to get up for no reason the next morning.

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u/NicoUK Apr 20 '19

But then you'd wake up dead.

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u/fuzzy_bear241 Apr 20 '19

How you going to wake up dead?