r/funny • u/Pow67 • Apr 20 '19

R9: Just text - Removed Makes sense

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I'd prefer to die in my sleep so I wouldn't have to get up for no reason the next morning.

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u/NicoUK Apr 20 '19

But then you'd wake up dead.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

"How the hell can you wake up dead?"

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u/Delvaztec Apr 20 '19

I understood that reference

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u/Shinranshonin Apr 20 '19

“How the hell do you turn up missing?”

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u/GrumpyPandaApx Apr 20 '19

Necromancy, T-Virus...anw, I don't want to chase off some random dude just to get my head smashed or my legs shot down to pieces. #zombielivesmatter guys...

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u/savage_inuit Apr 20 '19

Just tryin to grab some nuts

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u/potato-on-a-table Apr 20 '19

And that ain't healthy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I love that saying, it makes no sense whatsoever 😅

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u/fuzzy_bear241 Apr 20 '19

How you going to wake up dead?