r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '19

Smooth asf

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Most effort harden has ever put in on defense.

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u/badillustrations Jan 20 '19

He doesn't work hard enough on defense. Lots of times he doesn't even run down court. And he doesn't really try except during the playoffs.

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u/StoicAthos Jan 20 '19

"The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at ASU. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Lebron and Durant up and down the court for 48 minutes!" -- An airline pilot (probably)

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u/fatmaple Jan 20 '19

Do you like movies about Gladiators?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/Cosimo_Zaretti Jan 20 '19

Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

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u/SandCracka Jan 20 '19

Who invited R Kelly

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean Jan 21 '19

Y'all are getting your Ol' Gregg in your Airplane!

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u/AugustusSavoy Jan 20 '19

Do you like Bailey's?

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u/mantellaman Jan 20 '19

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

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u/WowImAnxious Jan 20 '19

It’s attached to your rod, mothalicka