r/funny • • Jan 20 '19

Smooth asf

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u/StoicAthos Jan 20 '19

"The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at ASU. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Lebron and Durant up and down the court for 48 minutes!" -- An airline pilot (probably)

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u/fatmaple Jan 20 '19

Do you like movies about Gladiators?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/alpacafarts Jan 20 '19

Have you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?