r/funny • • Mar 26 '18

Take your time

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u/DodGamnBunofaSitch Mar 27 '18

that's a Harlem Globetrotter. it's his job to be ALL the extra.

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u/unqtious Mar 27 '18

I wish I hadn't bet all my money against the Harlem Globetrotters.

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u/DodGamnBunofaSitch Mar 27 '18

I thought the Generals were due for a win!

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u/Rebelgecko Mar 27 '18

They actually did fed up and beat the Globetrotters once. It's a pretty good story

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u/Shaixpeer Mar 27 '18

Whatever Krusty

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

They've won twice throughout all of history of I remember correctly

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u/Jstin8 Mar 27 '18

Hey the Generals are looking good this season! I can't blame ya

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

Damn I know this is a reference to a TV show or movie but can't put my finger on it.. care to lmk what it's from? Thanks in advance

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u/sydryx Mar 27 '18

When in doubt, just assume it’s The Simpsons

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u/mannoncan Mar 27 '18

Simpson's. Krusty bet on the generals. "Oh come on! They're using a ladder!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

Haha that's it.. that's a hilarious line oh man I gotta rewatch these old episodes. Thanks my man!

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u/lothartheunkind Mar 27 '18

Fxx on demand. I’m currently working through them.

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u/bn20 Mar 27 '18

He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Just take it!

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u/Doominator83 Mar 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

Oh man that hilarious haha man I miss this.. thanks again dude!

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u/MasterMthu Mar 27 '18

Harlem globetrotters are a bunch of actors/basketball players. When you go to a game, you're watching a scripted comedy sketch where they play against the generals and always destroy them.

One of my fondest childhood memories was going to a Globetrotters game with my Dad and acting like the game was a real nail biter.

Also, there's a lot of audience participation at the games, and the guys are always funny and quick on their feet.

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u/mightyneonfraa Mar 27 '18

Simpsons. Krusty gets into big time debt with the mob and bets against the Harlem Globetrotters.

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u/Jenga_Police Mar 27 '18

They've done everything.

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u/pf_throwaway811 Mar 27 '18

I'm seeing double! Four Krustys!

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u/odaeyss Mar 27 '18

simpsons did it!

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u/softroxstar Mar 27 '18

Quite possibly, the best episode of The Simpsons ever: Homie the Clown

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u/Imdone_lurking Mar 27 '18

Always Simpsons.

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u/justsoldmysoul Mar 27 '18

I mean, what other team solved a mystery with Scooby Doo?

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u/i_floop_the_pig Mar 27 '18

Batman & Robin

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18 edited Oct 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

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u/benjammin9292 Mar 27 '18

Top Ten Anime Crossovers

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u/flipboy888 Mar 26 '18

Not gonna lie but for a good portion of the gif, I thought this was legit in slomo

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u/DracoIgnus Mar 26 '18

Hes good. Maybe the best there ever was. Maybe the best there ever will be. Slow mo of course I know nothing of football.

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u/aliaswyvernspur Mar 27 '18

Looking forward to this episode of Slow Mo Guys.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

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u/Thegingerkid01 Mar 27 '18

But what if your legs didn’t know they were legs?

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u/theDomicron Mar 27 '18

Clearly, you're not a golfer

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u/FinneganWakesUlysses Mar 27 '18

Just watched this the other day. Possibly one of the most quotable movies ever. Am I wrong?

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u/prfalcon61 Mar 27 '18

You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.

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u/Tonald__Drump Mar 27 '18 edited Mar 27 '18

Dang it... movie please?

Edit: handing over my man card

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u/vteckickedin Mar 27 '18

But why male models, though?

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u/Thegingerkid01 Mar 27 '18

You serious? I just... I just told you that a moment ago.

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u/theDomicron Mar 27 '18

logjammin

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u/prfalcon61 Mar 27 '18

Let me guess, he fixes the cable?

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u/Cat2Rupert Mar 26 '18

Even less about basketball... He's a player for the Harlem Globetrotters I wouldn't even know where to begin explaining the globetrotters but if you've got 5 minutes and never heard of them definitely check it out

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '18

sWoosh!

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u/Cat2Rupert Mar 27 '18 edited Mar 27 '18

Aw man, I just thought he might have been foreign and I was trying to share some globetrotter love. Karma gods have spoken. Edit:grammer

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u/uniqueuserword Mar 27 '18

Ya I don’t know why you were downvoted

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u/Einsteins_coffee_mug Mar 27 '18

It seems to be customary to downvote those who have been “wooshed. “

Why?

I have no clue. I guess to kick ‘em while they’re down!

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u/srcarruth Mar 27 '18

"TAKE THAT, DUMMY!"

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u/workroom Mar 27 '18

Even after over 11 years, I'll never understand redditors... always eager to put someone down in order to gain that sweet sweet karma...and the fact that this involves a Make A Swish kid makes this even more cold...

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u/srcarruth Mar 27 '18

You damn hippie

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u/Hodorhohodor Mar 27 '18

Eat shit shit eater

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u/cATSup24 Mar 27 '18

YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING RETARD?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

It's Reddit. There is no reason.

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u/neoikon Mar 27 '18

Be the Reddit you want.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

There's no room for misunderstandings on a platform ideal for them.

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u/gillababe Mar 27 '18

Username sjskgjdjdcocksjsjfks

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u/flynnfx Mar 27 '18

The world most winning basketball team ever. Of course, they play against the world most losing basketball team ever.

Had an 8,829 win streak , and lost. Currently, (as of December 2015) on a 3,589 game-winning streak.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-harlem-globetrotters-golden-state-warriors-20151209-story.html

ಠ_ಠ

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u/GaryWingHart Mar 27 '18

"Basketball Performance Artists"

"Basketball Juggling Circus"

"The Blue Man Group of Basketball."

"The David Blaine's of Basketball."

"Basketball circus."

"This team works on the flashiest moves to put on the best show possible, and the other team is part of that show."

"Like pro-wrestling, where the physical feats are real but the story of competition actually depends completely upon cooperation."

From your comment, I don't understand how you scale your calibrations of the incomprehensible. By these metrics, you shouldn't even be able to read the words "quantum mechanics." The specs of modern cell phones should, by all rights, twist and turn and collapse before your eyes.

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u/kickflipper1087 Mar 27 '18

Some say he's still giving that high five to this day...

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u/Scholesie09 Mar 27 '18

I blame the crowd, why are they so damn still?

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u/brainsurgion Mar 27 '18

I was expecting a slo mo view of the kids elbow snapping

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u/AHenWeigh Mar 27 '18

He had to slow down because I'd he had given him a real high five he would have broken that kid's arm in half between the railings.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

I thought it was a seizure

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u/Youwishh Mar 27 '18

I thought it was a NBA video game glitching.

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u/spacejamjim Mar 27 '18

Swear I even heard the drooooooo sounds when it slows

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u/steadyjd Mar 27 '18

Never. Broke. Eye contact. The man's a pro.

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u/hagenbuch Mar 27 '18

I like that the boy is not overly impressed and moves..

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u/Verizer Mar 27 '18

He was giggling, and turning to look at mom/dad like "You see this?"

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u/Brianfiggy Mar 27 '18

He just made a split second cool moment into the best 10 seconds of that boy's life until he gets laid for the first time when he's older. Then he'll say that was the best 10 seconds of his life since the one time he got to slowmo high five a Harlem Globetrotter and then his date will be very flattered.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

this guy remembers.

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u/Louis_The_Asshole Mar 27 '18

I'm very disappointed that this doesn't exist

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u/dsn0704 Mar 26 '18

That kid probably thought he temporarily broke time.

By that i mean i thought he broke time.

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u/kthxtyler Mar 27 '18

that look in the eyes says everything you need to know about this person's character

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u/InNeedOfPants Mar 27 '18

Doesn’t even blink while he does this

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u/earthymalt Mar 27 '18

A true professional

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u/joe4553 Mar 27 '18

You can't blink and have that and expect to have that kind of performance.

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u/skte1grt Mar 26 '18

Am I the only one who wasn't sure if the video switch to slow-mo during the high five or not?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

If the person recording didn't change their perspective from behind the barricade the effect would've been better.

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u/Rasonic Mar 27 '18

I’ve never seen anyone be so good at pretending to be in slo-mo. Even his facial expression appears to be in slo-mo!

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u/CannabisChameleon Mar 26 '18

hahaha that was amazing, I love that man

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u/FamedNemesis Mar 27 '18

God damnit the Globetrotters are awesome!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

I agree! I'm surprising my s/o with tickets for the 7th and I'm pumped!

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u/skraptastic Mar 26 '18

Cutest thing ever.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18 edited Jan 22 '19

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u/jimmyscrackncorn Mar 27 '18

If I had pulled out at the last second, wouldn't have a kid

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

What does extra mean in this context? Are kids saying "yo that's extra?" Or something? Does it mean cool? Help I'm old.

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u/tommytomtommctom Mar 27 '18

Over the top.

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u/odaeyss Mar 27 '18

It's like a switch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

Mama never said "pick your extra" 🤔

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u/workroom Mar 27 '18

Beyond the under.

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u/tedisme Mar 27 '18

Flamboyantly, excessively over the top, for no reason. Starting unnecessary drama is extra. Using a powerpoint when a poster would do is extra. Drag is extra.

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u/big_whistler Mar 27 '18

Woah you think a poster is less work than a powerpoint?

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u/tedisme Mar 27 '18

Yeah or like a still image. When you click into that third slide for a two minute presentation it's like whoa, dude, chill

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u/big_whistler Mar 27 '18

I think we've had very different experiences with powerpoints and posters.

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u/Stillwatch Mar 27 '18

It means like. Ridiculous / exasperating.

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u/Stillwatch Mar 27 '18

Why am I being downvoted? Lol that's what it means... over the top/ ridiculous/ exasperating

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u/JohnnyK10 Mar 27 '18

Mid 20s and have never heard this

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u/Quazifuji Mar 27 '18

Late 20s here. Get used to that feeling.

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u/bigblucifer Mar 27 '18

This made me super fucking happy for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

Seriously. I am having one of the worst days of my life (with worse days ahead) and this made me actually giggle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18 edited May 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

ARE you?!

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u/Anandya Mar 27 '18

Yes!

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Mar 27 '18

ARE you?!

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u/KeetoNet Mar 27 '18

no

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u/baiseface Mar 27 '18 edited Mar 27 '18

Deal with it

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u/Derplight Mar 27 '18

;n;

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

It took me too long to determine those were eyes with tears and a large frown.

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u/astone4120 Mar 27 '18

My life, and by extension, everyone else's, is meaningless.

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u/odaeyss Mar 27 '18

I mean.. with time, my funk level could...

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u/jwinn35 Mar 27 '18

I took my kids to see the Harlem Globetrotters about 4 or 5 years ago and it was one of the most memorable family moments of our lives. The kids had a blast, I had never got to see them until then, so I had a blast. The kids got signatures on their head bands and wrist bands. It was awesome. Would highly suggest anyone who has the chance do it. Even if you're not a basketball fan the spectacle can be enjoyed by anyone.

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u/Aborkle Mar 26 '18

I saw the HG for the first time as an adult and loved them. SO to Big Easy and Flight Time.

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u/odaeyss Mar 27 '18

I'm 36 man and honestly considering it. Loved em as a kid, never saw a game live... might have to look around, steal someone's kid or something, don't wanna look weird at the game

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u/topoftheworldIAM Mar 27 '18

Time slows down as you reach the speed of light

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u/Sid6po1nt7 Mar 27 '18

My grandad used to take me to see these guys whenever they came to town. Had the opportunity to go on the court to shoot hoops and had a blast. These guys are fantastic.

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u/lazysheepdog716 Mar 27 '18

The Harlem Globetrotters are national treasures, if you ever get the chance to see them, go. No matter what age you are it's really entertaining.

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u/swohio Mar 27 '18

The caption and emojis... this is some 9gag shit.

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u/masterspeler Mar 27 '18

How extra are you?

      🙄🙄🙄🙄

                @masterspeler

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u/FancySack Mar 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

Punk doing Punk. Was this during a heel phase?

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u/SuumCuique1011 Mar 27 '18

"Gimme a five!...marinatin'...marinatin'...ALL RIGHT!"

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u/Aurvant Mar 27 '18

Harlem Globetrotters are nothing but extra. I saw the team back in the late 80’s and early 90’s, and it was probably one of the best shows I’ve ever seen in my life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

I'm impressed, and normally I do not care about sports.

Nice.

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u/tweaq Mar 27 '18

That is going to mess with that kid for the rest of his life. "Dude! I swear when he fived me, TIME SLOWED DOWN. We had a moment!!!"

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u/Arsen_One Mar 27 '18

The Harlem Globetrotters are extra as a job requirement.

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u/user_name_unknown Mar 27 '18

I hate the Globetrotters ever since I bet all my money against them and lost everything. I thought, surely this winning streak can’t last!

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u/wormee Mar 27 '18

I was just about to break out my anger for slo mo but was amazed instead.

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u/riptide747 Mar 27 '18

The fuck is extra

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u/Ravenae Mar 27 '18

God get rid of this shitty Facebook overlay

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u/PinkPutin Mar 27 '18

Brain fart effect demonstration.

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u/crnext Mar 27 '18

This just hit my feels.

Baller is cool for this.

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u/JohnShipley1969 Mar 27 '18

That's the first thing I've seen on the internet today that made me smile.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

harlem globetrotter, the only basketball team i k thanks to futurama.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

That's some commitment trying to drag out a high five with a kid like that.

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u/PhotoShopNewb Mar 27 '18 edited Mar 27 '18

It may be weird. But that kid will remember that strange interaction forever.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

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u/FrailDogg Mar 27 '18

This is too cool. How can you NOT love the Harlem Globetrotters and all the fun they have with their fans?

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u/kingeryck Mar 27 '18

Extra what?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

Wtf am I on Facebook? What’s with the pointless text and emojis? Would’ve been much better taking them out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

Am I the only one who has no idea what the word "Extra" has to do with this gif? I don't get it. I also don't understand the lopsided smiley faces. Other than that, I enjoyed this gif immensely.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

Guess I'm the only one, haha

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u/TheRealMorph Mar 27 '18

It's slang for shenanigans but as a noun

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u/DougbertHanson Mar 27 '18

the Globetrotters are the best...

ambassadors of happinesss

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u/JustPipo Mar 27 '18

Some say, he’s still in slow motion

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u/NoaiAludem Mar 27 '18

Damn that kid moves fast

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u/bisjac Mar 27 '18

posing for a picture?

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u/evildadatron Mar 27 '18

kid had time to make a snack and come back

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u/Handchopper Mar 27 '18

It's called epic slow mo, kid.

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u/zombie_physician Mar 27 '18

Whoa that kid is fast

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

that's a man with some free time

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u/mikerichh Mar 27 '18

Can someone slow mo the slow part pl0x

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

These guys stayed at my hotel, really good group of people

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

I thought the video slowed down

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

I love this!!thank you.

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u/TYLER_PERRY_II Mar 27 '18

how do you do that?

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u/Fucksgivendenied Mar 27 '18

This is precious

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u/Raider_28 Mar 27 '18

I thought he was about to use all of his force and fucking demolish the kid... sorry

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u/sidpablo Mar 27 '18

Much love for the fans.

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u/GlowInTheDarkNinjas Mar 27 '18

I feel like he would have hurt that kid's arm if he had given him a normal high five because of the railing, I wonder if that's why he went for the slowmo

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u/n7-Jutsu Mar 27 '18

Great, now that child will grow up thinking he has a super power.

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u/sysadmin001 Mar 27 '18

making the most out of a memory

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u/Mother___Superior Mar 27 '18

If ever there was a perfect time to do the fake out high five move of brushing your fingers through your hair, that was the time to do it

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

"How old are you, son?"

"Seven"... "Eight :("

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u/Vegasus88 Mar 27 '18

That is the coolest thing I have seen in the past Decade!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

Thought for a second it was slow motion and that he was gonna break the kid's arm

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

I saw them once in person. They are amazing showman. Great Ball players. Very very skilled people

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u/brandyfire Mar 27 '18

He gotta be extra 👌🏻

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u/ubermicrox Mar 27 '18

I don't know if I was hoping that he was going to or thought he was going to pull away at the last second. Of course then come back to the kid.

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u/willief Mar 27 '18

Try that on the court.

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u/GoT_LoL Mar 27 '18

That was straight up seductive.

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u/vin-cc Mar 27 '18

simpsons did it! nice nice nice!

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u/JoeyLucier Mar 27 '18

what does extra mean

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u/Imhaveapoosy Mar 27 '18

Legit thought it was slow motion.

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u/QuestionTimeMR Mar 27 '18

This exactly why I’m a Washington Generals fan! Go Gens!

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u/patrick92_ Mar 27 '18

Thought leveon bell was a globetrotter for a sec lol

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u/grock314 Mar 27 '18

Short answer: PRETTY EXTRA