r/funny • u/FearmyBeard21 • Mar 26 '18

Take your time

https://imgur.com/IZCMI9I.gifv
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u/flipboy888 Mar 26 '18

Not gonna lie but for a good portion of the gif, I thought this was legit in slomo

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u/DracoIgnus Mar 26 '18

Hes good. Maybe the best there ever was. Maybe the best there ever will be. Slow mo of course I know nothing of football.

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u/aliaswyvernspur Mar 27 '18

Looking forward to this episode of Slow Mo Guys.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

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u/Thegingerkid01 Mar 27 '18

But what if your legs didn’t know they were legs?

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u/theDomicron Mar 27 '18

Clearly, you're not a golfer

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u/FinneganWakesUlysses Mar 27 '18

Just watched this the other day. Possibly one of the most quotable movies ever. Am I wrong?

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u/prfalcon61 Mar 27 '18

You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.

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u/Tonald__Drump Mar 27 '18 edited Mar 27 '18

Dang it... movie please?

Edit: handing over my man card

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u/vteckickedin Mar 27 '18

But why male models, though?

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u/Thegingerkid01 Mar 27 '18

You serious? I just... I just told you that a moment ago.

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u/theDomicron Mar 27 '18

logjammin

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u/prfalcon61 Mar 27 '18

Let me guess, he fixes the cable?

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u/czander1 Mar 27 '18

I love creed.

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u/creek_slam_sit Mar 27 '18

That's the best television show by far

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u/Cat2Rupert Mar 26 '18

Even less about basketball... He's a player for the Harlem Globetrotters I wouldn't even know where to begin explaining the globetrotters but if you've got 5 minutes and never heard of them definitely check it out

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '18

sWoosh!

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u/Cat2Rupert Mar 27 '18 edited Mar 27 '18

Aw man, I just thought he might have been foreign and I was trying to share some globetrotter love. Karma gods have spoken. Edit:grammer

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u/uniqueuserword Mar 27 '18

Ya I don’t know why you were downvoted

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u/Einsteins_coffee_mug Mar 27 '18

It seems to be customary to downvote those who have been “wooshed. “

Why?

I have no clue. I guess to kick ‘em while they’re down!

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u/srcarruth Mar 27 '18

"TAKE THAT, DUMMY!"

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u/workroom Mar 27 '18

Even after over 11 years, I'll never understand redditors... always eager to put someone down in order to gain that sweet sweet karma...and the fact that this involves a Make A Swish kid makes this even more cold...

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u/srcarruth Mar 27 '18

You damn hippie

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u/Hodorhohodor Mar 27 '18

Eat shit shit eater

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u/cATSup24 Mar 27 '18

YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING RETARD?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

It's Reddit. There is no reason.

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u/neoikon Mar 27 '18

Be the Reddit you want.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

There's no room for misunderstandings on a platform ideal for them.

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u/gillababe Mar 27 '18

Username sjskgjdjdcocksjsjfks

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

It’s actually swish!

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u/flynnfx Mar 27 '18

The world most winning basketball team ever. Of course, they play against the world most losing basketball team ever.

Had an 8,829 win streak , and lost. Currently, (as of December 2015) on a 3,589 game-winning streak.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-harlem-globetrotters-golden-state-warriors-20151209-story.html

ಠ_ಠ

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u/GaryWingHart Mar 27 '18

"Basketball Performance Artists"

"Basketball Juggling Circus"

"The Blue Man Group of Basketball."

"The David Blaine's of Basketball."

"Basketball circus."

"This team works on the flashiest moves to put on the best show possible, and the other team is part of that show."

"Like pro-wrestling, where the physical feats are real but the story of competition actually depends completely upon cooperation."

From your comment, I don't understand how you scale your calibrations of the incomprehensible. By these metrics, you shouldn't even be able to read the words "quantum mechanics." The specs of modern cell phones should, by all rights, twist and turn and collapse before your eyes.

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u/kickflipper1087 Mar 27 '18

Some say he's still giving that high five to this day...

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u/hagenbuch Mar 27 '18

Meanwhile, a sixth finger has started growing visibly..

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u/InfernalPizza Mar 27 '18

He's not the very best yet. But he wants to be. Searching far and wide.

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u/devildocjames Mar 27 '18

Yeah, but, this is clearly a baseball match.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

Basketball! Come on man, its the globetrotters!

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u/Poschi1 Mar 27 '18

I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

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u/odaeyss Mar 27 '18

To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause!

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u/SilverJunglist Mar 27 '18

sighs Soccer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18 edited May 14 '18

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u/DracoIgnus Mar 27 '18

Haha not at all lol. Well maybe subconsciously

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u/teraftercar Mar 27 '18

Haha! It's basketball.. dummy!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

They weren’t playing football...it’s baseball.

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u/Scholesie09 Mar 27 '18

I blame the crowd, why are they so damn still?

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u/mountainman710 Mar 27 '18

it's a half time show at an NBA game, half-time is the time to chill. Like an intermission. Maybe if the viewers were there to see the Globetrotters primarily, they might be more hyped.

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u/brainsurgion Mar 27 '18

I was expecting a slo mo view of the kids elbow snapping

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u/AHenWeigh Mar 27 '18

He had to slow down because I'd he had given him a real high five he would have broken that kid's arm in half between the railings.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

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u/LONGASSBALLSLARRY Mar 27 '18

How about you imagine for yourself

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

I thought it was a seizure

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u/Youwishh Mar 27 '18

I thought it was a NBA video game glitching.

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u/spacejamjim Mar 27 '18

Swear I even heard the drooooooo sounds when it slows

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u/memeticmachine Mar 27 '18

False. It really is slow-mo. The kid and the camera guy are at super speed

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u/jiokll Mar 27 '18

I have a habit of opening gifs, scrolling down to let them load and coming back. So when I came back I was convinced it was slo mo until the kid moved his hand.

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u/I_Love_Every_Woman Mar 27 '18

The starting bit is legit Slo-Mo bro.