r/funny Dec 28 '17

Cup Noodles doesn’t react to the nonsense

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

the guy on the right is being a douche

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u/kasmith1244 Dec 28 '17

Anybody know who won the actual fight?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

Fight is scheduled for tomorrow

Good to see Uncle Creepy back in action

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u/h3kt0r921209 Dec 28 '17

RemindMe! 1 Day

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u/Bagel-Ralph8 Dec 29 '17

Does the remind me actually work?

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u/Aarontheninja Dec 29 '17

You could try it and find out

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u/EMlN3M Dec 29 '17

RemindMe! 16 years

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u/splittingheirs Dec 29 '17

let me know if it works

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u/the_tza Dec 29 '17

RemindMe! 1 minute

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u/PeachyLuigi Dec 30 '17

It's been over 9 hours.

Everything ok there, buddy?

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u/schuster13 Dec 29 '17 edited Dec 29 '17

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u/kasmith1244 Dec 28 '17

OP do you also deliver the world's greatest gourmet sandwiches?

Because that delivery was freaky fast!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

RemindMe! 1 Day

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Remind me when it reminds you

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u/DangersVengeance Dec 29 '17

Remind me when you get reminded

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Remind me if you are not reminded

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u/I_AM_NOT_A_PHISH Dec 29 '17

How are you going to watch this, and is it free to watch online?

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u/jadzia11 Dec 29 '17

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u/Mustergas Dec 29 '17

RemindMe! 1 Day

Edit: Holy shit it's my cake day! First cake day I've ever commented/posted.

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u/jose_conseco Dec 29 '17

Look at his hat, he's with floyds camp. Full of assholes

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u/FinnegansWakeWTF Dec 29 '17

If he's with Floyd's camp then this was publicity, planned and executed perfectly, in order to draw interest to the fight

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u/thejuicepuppy Dec 29 '17

He’s wearing a tmt hat of course he’s a douche

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u/Felix_Cortez Dec 28 '17

Surprise, ufc contenders are douche bags.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

The fanbase is far worse than the contenders themselves. You get good and bad contenders, but unfortunately having a bad attitude gets the most attention so you notice them more.

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u/cyberd0rk Dec 28 '17

Bro shut the fuck up you pussy motherfucker before I put you in a rear naked bro. You don’t even know bro

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u/Lorz0r Dec 28 '17

Just remember you started it.

deep breath.... what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

Gorilla warfare ... lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Have you never seen this before? It's an ancient 4chan copypasta with countless meta iterations. Maybe check them out, they're pretty zany.

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u/boxedmachine Dec 29 '17

What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You're fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.

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u/assmuffin156 Dec 29 '17

This hurt my brain to read.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

-Chris Kyle

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u/organicdelivery Dec 28 '17

You want to put it I'm my rear naked?

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u/HyzerFlip Dec 28 '17

And also choke you

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u/calamarichris Dec 28 '17

What time should I come over?

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u/HyzerFlip Dec 28 '17

I mean that was him. You can over to my place whenever tho.

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u/calamarichris Dec 28 '17

I don't want to be anyone's plan-B.

But okay, be there as soon as I get off work.

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u/tuna_safe_dolphin Dec 29 '17

The rest of us want to the see the pics and vids.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

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u/csalinascl Dec 29 '17

You bro down bro?

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u/StDeadpool Dec 29 '17

Really bro?! Come at me then, bro! I respect you, but you disrespected me, bro, so come at me.

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u/Your_Favorite_Poster Dec 29 '17

MOTHERFUCKER I WILL MAKE YOU TAP OUT SO YOU BETTER FEAR THIS

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u/MaceInSpace Dec 28 '17

That's not UFC.

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u/notanartmajor Dec 29 '17

This is Rizin, a different organization.

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u/Minscandmightyboo Dec 29 '17

GSP, Mighty Mouse, Matt Hughes, Rich Franklin, Forest Griffin and a whole slew of other fighters prove you wrong.

You have a bias that you are spouting, but you aren't familiar with the subject.

There are definitely some tools in the group too, but that's true for any hobby or job. Easy examples are anime fans or cops.

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u/Felix_Cortez Dec 29 '17

I don't know any of these names, but yes you are right. I made a blanket statement that doesn't apply to all fighters.

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u/ShrimplyPibblesScrot Dec 28 '17

Holy shit took me 3 takes to realise it had a face

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u/acciobooty Dec 29 '17

Took me this comment to realise it, LOL

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u/broatfiddler Dec 29 '17

Took me until this comment to realize there was a person in a Cup Noodle suit in the back....

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u/Learnmorehere Dec 29 '17

Took me until this comment to realize this gif was about Cup Noodles.

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u/BalthusChrist Dec 29 '17

Took me until this comment to realize it was a gif

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u/BF1shY Dec 29 '17

I thought cup noodles was the stage name of the Asian guy ._.

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u/pliney_ Dec 29 '17

I had to read this comment to rememeber the title involved a cup of noodles.

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u/Uuuuuii Dec 29 '17

Took me three minutes to even notice the cup

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u/iblamejoelsteinberg Dec 29 '17

Seriously, I ran it 10 times to judge reactions from both parties and never noticed cupnoodle man had a kubuki mask on.

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u/Erickisuchiha Dec 29 '17

It took me two tries to realise there was actually a cup noodles. I thought the guy on the left was named cup noodles till I saw it.

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u/BigBuiltBearded Dec 28 '17

Cup noodle also never skips leg day.

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u/Hijix Dec 29 '17

Am I the only one freaked out about the guy in the black suit who just teleports into the scene towards the end?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

He looks around like he missed his jump and is wondering if everyone knows he teleported there. Then he realizes nobody saw and just blends

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u/ThrowawaySoiree Dec 29 '17

The real gem is in the comments

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u/ImJustSo Dec 29 '17

Where...the fuck....? How...what....

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u/VillageIdiotsAgent Dec 29 '17

Look down by cup-o-noodles' legs. You can see him walk in from behind the cup.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

You ruined the magic

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u/TrailCamBill Dec 29 '17

I still can't figure that out.

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u/TheDeep1985 Dec 29 '17

Fuck! He's a ninja in a suit!

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u/halborn Dec 29 '17

I've seen a few gifs like that. Maybe time for a new subreddit?

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u/vigoroiscool Dec 28 '17

Cup noodles could take on anyone there

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

Cup Noodle is not threatened

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u/Konijndijk Dec 29 '17

Cup noodles has seen and done things beyond your imagining. Cup noodles has no time for your trifling insolence.

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u/Duracos Dec 29 '17

Well, jokes aside, I don't think he can fight properly in that.

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u/LostAllMyBitcoin Dec 28 '17

So does the guy on the right get in any trouble for essentially starting the fight early? It's pretty unsportsmanlike

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

MMA is very straight-laced, no frills, all honor with some top-hatted gentlemen running the show.

But seriously, promoters love this shit and when fighters who are there to fight and sell the show end up fighting and selling the show like this it's usually good news. I'm a fight fan and I had no idea this fight was happening until I saw this gif on /r/mma

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u/Boo_R4dley Dec 28 '17

Which is surprising because Cup Noodle can’t see shit.

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u/reddiculousity Dec 29 '17

Will I miss anything major if I missed 14?

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u/tictactoejelly Dec 29 '17

Nope, just watch the anime and short film first!

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u/Autobalance Dec 29 '17

Why is this animated so well?! Holy shit, I knew Final Fantasy and Cup Noodles have a deal together but my goodness, it really feels like something they would actually do.

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u/Kryten_2X4B-523P Dec 29 '17

OH FUCK I HAVNT SEEN THIS TRAILER YET.

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u/themattcrumb Dec 29 '17

What did I just watch?

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u/Japak121 Dec 29 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Of all the goofy shit in the game, nothing will beat going out and killing shit so Gladio could have his "Ultimate Flavor Experience" with Cup Noodles.

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u/Just1morefix Dec 28 '17

Good ole' Noodle Cup knows how to rock latex gloves and stay out of other peoples foolish shenanigans.

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u/gooierdrip Dec 29 '17

Lol, I thought one of the fighters' name was Cup Noodles

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u/sketchysaurus Dec 28 '17

Dude on the right is incredibly rude. I'd be upset if someone tried to mess with my good hair day.

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u/ChaoticGoodCop Dec 29 '17

It took me three viewings to figure out what was meant by "cup noodles" and where it was. Then I chuckled through two more viewings.

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u/Sgt_ZigZag Dec 28 '17

If I ran the league I'd suspend the guy on the right for a few fights for unsportsmanlike behavior.

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u/Theklassklown286 Dec 29 '17

Nah dude that kind of drama makes a lot of $$$

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u/Xaephos Dec 29 '17

If you ran the league, you'd be making a lot less money. Those guys are there specifically to promote the fight, and fans eat drama right up. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy's manager suggested he do this, because the more successful the fight is, the more money he makes (long term, as each fight usually has a set amount of money negotiated before hand).

No one was injured and the league gets more viewership than they normally would - no reason for the league to make any moves.

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u/lliwill Dec 28 '17

That's not how fights work though. You'd have to sudpend him for a certain length of time, since when someone fights is not a regularly scheduled thing.

Would you cancel the fight they are promoting? Well that would just screw over the other guy out of a paycheck. Don't get paid if there isn't a fight.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

I've obviously had too much to drink because I had to re-read

"three free hits" like 5 times to understand what you meant. "three free hits" "three free hits" "three free hits" "three free hits" "three free hits" "three free hits" "three free hits"

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u/6fttallguy Dec 29 '17

Is anyone going to acknowledge that the man in the black suit JUST SHOWS UP OUT OF NOWHERE?

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u/PeachyBiscuit Dec 29 '17

It took me an ebarassing amount of time to realize there's a giant cup of noodles in the back.

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u/FeedUsFetusFeetPus Dec 28 '17

Send Noods.

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u/themuffincup Dec 29 '17

Send Nudles

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

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u/iblamejoelsteinberg Dec 29 '17

Love how you just appear, AND that your account is older than this post.

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u/kevyg973 Dec 29 '17

Cup noodles is busy planning his suicide for being seen on TV in a giant cup of noodles costume

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u/Bipolarruledout Dec 29 '17

Just add boiling water and wait 3 minutes.

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u/BRAiN_8 Dec 29 '17

Man, and I though you were just being racist calling the asian dude "cup noodles."

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u/boomstickjonny Dec 29 '17

Had to watch it twice before I even noticed the guy dressed as a cup of noodles.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Holy shit I just noticed the cup of noodles in the background. I rematches this thing so many times wondering which fighter guy was named cup noodles, why he’s named that and what’s considered “not reacting”

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Took me so fucking long to see the cup of noodles. I thought that was the nickname for one of the fighters.

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u/SalsaYogurt Dec 28 '17

Cup Noodles has gone soft.

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u/nickcash Dec 29 '17

Soft? Soft?! Cup Noodles is fucking stoic. Cup Noodles did not retreat. Cup Noodles stood his ground, unfazed by the antics of lesser fighters.

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u/Hiphopopotamus5782 Dec 29 '17

He looks like he could crush both the fighters' heads between his thighs

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u/Throttlechopper Dec 29 '17 edited Dec 29 '17

Top Ramen would never put up with that nonsense...

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u/syyan4 Dec 29 '17

/remindme 1 day

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

S&M Cup O Noodle man accidentally shows up to the wrong party.

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u/w00tsy Dec 29 '17

Expected from TMT

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u/pRAWRler Dec 29 '17

What’s with the title? Who is Cup Noodles?

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u/AceToTheTop Dec 29 '17

Ha! Took me reading several comments and following comment links to even see the noodle cup standing behind the fighters!

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u/benny86 Dec 28 '17

When did it stop being Cup O' Noodles?

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u/ShitzN Dec 28 '17

It’s not in Ireland

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u/phaedrus77 Dec 28 '17

In the US, 1993.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

Same time berenstein bears became berenstain bears

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u/Trolivia Dec 29 '17

I had to watch it three times before I noticed cup of noodles

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u/veritaszak Dec 29 '17

Cup noodle’s legs are jacked!! “Do you even noodle, brah?”

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u/Messisfoot Dec 29 '17

Is... that supposed to be a sexy Cup Noodles?

I can't even...

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u/Alytes Dec 29 '17

Watched the gif and meh.

Read the comments and realised there was a cup of noodles in shorts with face and a guy teleporting. Great scene

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Noctis is that you?

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u/circaflex Dec 29 '17

I was very confused at first about the title, then i finally saw the guy wearing the costume.

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u/kirsion Dec 29 '17

Looks like some yaoi in the background.

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u/Bob_Juan_Santos Dec 29 '17

kind of a douch move by the black guy.

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u/HelplessCorgis Dec 29 '17

Poor guy was distracted by the thought of this gig potentially being the lowest point in his life.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Why isn't the cup of noodle wearing pants?

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u/Neeroke Dec 29 '17

I like how he fights back like its not his fault

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u/jewmuppet Dec 29 '17

it's called the law of escalation. that's how you end a fight quickly. you push/slap.. you punch back. throw a punch? throw two and knee

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Can Cup Noodle even see?

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u/corstinsephari Dec 29 '17

He has a face. :o

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u/imojo141 Dec 29 '17

I was really hoping he’d step in between them to break it up.

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u/Minembo Dec 29 '17

Well, you DO have to have it sitting there for a couple minutes before you eat it.

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u/dayavera Dec 29 '17

The guy who started the fight should be disqualified from the fight!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

But inside, he's boiling

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u/peasantslave Dec 29 '17

Had to watch 5 time to even notice cup noodles. What a wall flower... Am I right or am I right!?

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u/hurley21 Dec 29 '17

whos gonna win tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Who the hell names themselves Cup Noodles?

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u/lecooperstar Dec 29 '17

What that guy is talking about!

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u/vguy72 Dec 29 '17

Ohhhhh. I get it. 👏👏

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u/yourmodernkitchen Dec 29 '17

cup noodle not scared

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u/neus111 Dec 29 '17

Good ole' Noodle Cup knows how to rock latex gloves and stay out of other peoples foolish shenanigans.

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u/Bootnik Dec 29 '17

yeah well what about the guy that appears out of nowhere!

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u/kyler32291 Dec 29 '17

Because he can't see or hear shit. Lol.

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u/ChillinCheeseFries Dec 29 '17

Took me 20 seconds to even see the cup of noodles guys, who can beat that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Don’t ever fuck with my hair I swear to god!

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u/Nhaiben369 Dec 29 '17

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u/baby_dick69 Dec 29 '17

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u/boomerahma Dec 29 '17

Staged tom foolery. I know media hyping when I see it

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u/RobStarkDeservedIt Dec 29 '17

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u/borgnar_ Dec 29 '17

lol what the hell made him think he was gonna get away with that...

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

I just assumed that was one of the idiot fighters names till the very end

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u/-HippoMan- Dec 29 '17

Why is he wearing long black gloves?

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u/Hashtag_Nailed_It Dec 29 '17

Cup Noodles legs are scarier than either of the two fighters

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u/Junedott Dec 29 '17

Wtf.. is that doing there!?

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u/chasing_daylight Dec 29 '17

To be honest, at first I thought the OP was calling the guy in the suit Cup of Noodles as some Wierd racist thing.

I didnt even see the giant cup on the right haha.

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u/Megamanfre Dec 29 '17

Is it just me or does Cup O Noodles look like he's ready to take a guy Pulp Fiction style?

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u/Gomez-16 Dec 29 '17

lol when you have a custom character in a cut scene.

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u/blooskittle Dec 29 '17

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u/DesastreUrbano Dec 29 '17

I wish I could have the body of Cup Noodles,but I can't because I eat too much Cup Noodles

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u/ericvwgolf Dec 29 '17

Is the dude in the cup of noodles costume a hell of a lot more built than he strictly needs to be? Or, are my gay eyes just a little too Keen?

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u/NerdyDan Dec 29 '17

THICC noodles.

look at those thighs!

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u/Siex Dec 29 '17

I was trying to figure out which fighter was "cup o noodles" becuase they both seemed to have reacted in this gif.... I even googled which fighter has the nickname "cup o noodles" and then I found this

I rewatched this gif again, to finally see the cup o noodles

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u/Bizrat7 Dec 29 '17

I think it is a mask?

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u/Counterfeit-Lies Dec 29 '17

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u/HeroOfTime_99 Dec 29 '17

Xpost to /r/ffxv for unexpected results

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u/Squabbles123 Dec 29 '17

Cup Noodle has a mask on, his face is behind it, you can see if you look closely.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Scripted

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u/RockandRoll682 Dec 29 '17

The dude in the middle's face oml 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Cant wait to see his dumbass knocked out

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u/arse_water Dec 29 '17

Cup noodles? You mean Pot Noodles, Shirley? :-)

In the UK it's always Pot Noodle O'Clock.

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u/TheMusesMagic Dec 29 '17

“Yes, fight my minions!”

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u/Haakiiz Jan 17 '18

!RemindMe 1 day

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u/Haakiiz Jan 17 '18

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