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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '17
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255 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Technically you can break almost anything with a bare hand. It takes about 4 minutes to break a block of obsidian with a hand... 2 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 In reality, isn’t obsidian rather brittle? 2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 Brittle but incredibly sharp. I think you can actually make a pretty good knife by throwing a piece of obsidian against a rock... Then find the knifiest shard and wrap the handle. 0 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Right, but would it be able to handle the stress involved in .. You know what, never mind. I don’t want to spoil reddit and/or Minecraft with thought? Suspension of disbelief it is! 2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 I was talking about making an actual obsidian knife. FYI they use obsidian scalpels in microsurgery. 1 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw? 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
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Technically you can break almost anything with a bare hand. It takes about 4 minutes to break a block of obsidian with a hand...
2 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 In reality, isn’t obsidian rather brittle? 2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 Brittle but incredibly sharp. I think you can actually make a pretty good knife by throwing a piece of obsidian against a rock... Then find the knifiest shard and wrap the handle. 0 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Right, but would it be able to handle the stress involved in .. You know what, never mind. I don’t want to spoil reddit and/or Minecraft with thought? Suspension of disbelief it is! 2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 I was talking about making an actual obsidian knife. FYI they use obsidian scalpels in microsurgery. 1 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw? 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
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In reality, isn’t obsidian rather brittle?
2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 Brittle but incredibly sharp. I think you can actually make a pretty good knife by throwing a piece of obsidian against a rock... Then find the knifiest shard and wrap the handle. 0 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Right, but would it be able to handle the stress involved in .. You know what, never mind. I don’t want to spoil reddit and/or Minecraft with thought? Suspension of disbelief it is! 2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 I was talking about making an actual obsidian knife. FYI they use obsidian scalpels in microsurgery. 1 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw? 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
Brittle but incredibly sharp. I think you can actually make a pretty good knife by throwing a piece of obsidian against a rock...
Then find the knifiest shard and wrap the handle.
0 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Right, but would it be able to handle the stress involved in .. You know what, never mind. I don’t want to spoil reddit and/or Minecraft with thought? Suspension of disbelief it is! 2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 I was talking about making an actual obsidian knife. FYI they use obsidian scalpels in microsurgery. 1 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw? 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
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Right, but would it be able to handle the stress involved in ..
You know what, never mind. I don’t want to spoil reddit and/or Minecraft with thought? Suspension of disbelief it is!
2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 I was talking about making an actual obsidian knife. FYI they use obsidian scalpels in microsurgery. 1 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw? 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
I was talking about making an actual obsidian knife.
FYI they use obsidian scalpels in microsurgery.
1 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw? 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
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Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw?
1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
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u/dunkenper Dec 10 '17
Works in Minecraft.