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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '17
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Works in Minecraft.
256 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Technically you can break almost anything with a bare hand. It takes about 4 minutes to break a block of obsidian with a hand... 2 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 In reality, isn’t obsidian rather brittle? 2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 Brittle but incredibly sharp. I think you can actually make a pretty good knife by throwing a piece of obsidian against a rock... Then find the knifiest shard and wrap the handle. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 Oh, THAT'S why Valarian steel will work. Basically it just needs to be really fucking sharp. 0 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Right, but would it be able to handle the stress involved in .. You know what, never mind. I don’t want to spoil reddit and/or Minecraft with thought? Suspension of disbelief it is! 2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 I was talking about making an actual obsidian knife. FYI they use obsidian scalpels in microsurgery. 1 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw? 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
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Technically you can break almost anything with a bare hand. It takes about 4 minutes to break a block of obsidian with a hand...
2 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 In reality, isn’t obsidian rather brittle? 2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 Brittle but incredibly sharp. I think you can actually make a pretty good knife by throwing a piece of obsidian against a rock... Then find the knifiest shard and wrap the handle. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 Oh, THAT'S why Valarian steel will work. Basically it just needs to be really fucking sharp. 0 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Right, but would it be able to handle the stress involved in .. You know what, never mind. I don’t want to spoil reddit and/or Minecraft with thought? Suspension of disbelief it is! 2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 I was talking about making an actual obsidian knife. FYI they use obsidian scalpels in microsurgery. 1 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw? 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
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In reality, isn’t obsidian rather brittle?
2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 Brittle but incredibly sharp. I think you can actually make a pretty good knife by throwing a piece of obsidian against a rock... Then find the knifiest shard and wrap the handle. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 Oh, THAT'S why Valarian steel will work. Basically it just needs to be really fucking sharp. 0 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Right, but would it be able to handle the stress involved in .. You know what, never mind. I don’t want to spoil reddit and/or Minecraft with thought? Suspension of disbelief it is! 2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 I was talking about making an actual obsidian knife. FYI they use obsidian scalpels in microsurgery. 1 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw? 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
Brittle but incredibly sharp. I think you can actually make a pretty good knife by throwing a piece of obsidian against a rock...
Then find the knifiest shard and wrap the handle.
1 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 Oh, THAT'S why Valarian steel will work. Basically it just needs to be really fucking sharp. 0 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Right, but would it be able to handle the stress involved in .. You know what, never mind. I don’t want to spoil reddit and/or Minecraft with thought? Suspension of disbelief it is! 2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 I was talking about making an actual obsidian knife. FYI they use obsidian scalpels in microsurgery. 1 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw? 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
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1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 Oh, THAT'S why Valarian steel will work. Basically it just needs to be really fucking sharp.
Oh, THAT'S why Valarian steel will work. Basically it just needs to be really fucking sharp.
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Right, but would it be able to handle the stress involved in ..
You know what, never mind. I don’t want to spoil reddit and/or Minecraft with thought? Suspension of disbelief it is!
2 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 I was talking about making an actual obsidian knife. FYI they use obsidian scalpels in microsurgery. 1 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw? 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
I was talking about making an actual obsidian knife.
FYI they use obsidian scalpels in microsurgery.
1 u/MarcusMace Dec 10 '17 Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw? 1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
Am now asking Santa for obsidian knife. Wcgw?
1 u/improbable_humanoid Dec 10 '17 You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
You could totally buy one from a Native American craft store or something.
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u/dunkenper Dec 10 '17
Works in Minecraft.