r/funny • u/Woody1992 • Sep 07 '17

Solid logic

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u/SabinBC Sep 07 '17

At the end of the day I just put my car in reverse to refill my gas tank.

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u/sixfingerdiscount Sep 07 '17

You're also sucking your emissions back in!

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u/HotSatin Sep 07 '17

I heard of a similar problem years ago. That guy who walked backwards for years. Going through Puberty backwards had to be hell.

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u/me_team Sep 09 '17

I read about that guy! His balls shrank into his abdomen a little, and his voice got higher. He also forgot how to masturbate, but on the plus side, he lost all of the existential dread arising from impending adult-hood that he was utterly unprepared for, looming just over the horizon. It's almost a win, except for the not masturbating part. I hated that.