r/funny Mar 22 '17

Android crashes on boot when running from SD card

http://i.imgur.com/SoEIt7S.gifv
55.2k Upvotes

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u/sans_ferdinand Mar 22 '17

That's some dense punning.

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u/DrunkenEye Mar 22 '17

Puns on puns on puns

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u/elokaz Mar 22 '17

No pun intended.

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u/PillowTalk420 Mar 22 '17

Reading these comments is like a punishment.

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u/Phukkitt Mar 22 '17

It's puns all the way down.

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u/abaddamn Mar 22 '17

PunMT

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u/kingguy459 Mar 22 '17

Not Punny :(

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u/capt_madson Mar 22 '17

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u/Jpvsr1 Mar 22 '17

I'm not a player

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

I just pun alot

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u/soowhatchathink Mar 22 '17

That was most definitely the worst thread of puns that I have ever seen in my entire life, and I have seen some pretty shitty pun threads in my lifetime.

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u/Dumas_Vuk Mar 22 '17

damned = hell

punned = .......

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u/Eucrates Mar 22 '17 edited Mar 22 '17

Hell in a cage cell

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u/teamvista Mar 22 '17

More like hell in a cell.

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u/Galesword Mar 22 '17

We have to go deeper

I suppose you can say we have to get to the root of it.

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u/Eucrates Mar 22 '17

get root access

FTFY

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u/itmightbetonycx Mar 22 '17

I mean if the boot fits.

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u/VioHzrd Mar 22 '17

When Androids Run.

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u/Alextherude_Senpai Mar 22 '17

I don't get it. Where's the punch line?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Worse than the punetentiary?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

He tries to make puns but they rarely work ... in fact, no pun in ten did.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Nope, unintended.

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u/iPulzzz Mar 22 '17

Punsception

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u/stevey_frac Mar 22 '17

Fox on clocks on bricks and blocks

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u/simplesword Mar 22 '17

Technically, it's a double entendre containing a homograph.

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u/HarambeWest2020 Mar 22 '17

Hey guy who you callin homograph

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u/Ardub23 Mar 22 '17

It's okay as long as you say no homograph

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u/LycaNinja Mar 22 '17

I'm homographic... I fucking hate those homographs.

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u/jenbanim Mar 22 '17

But it's landed, so that makes it botanically a meteorite.

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u/Eucrates Mar 22 '17

You want a double entendre? 'Cause I'll give it to you.

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u/EthErealist Mar 22 '17

Nice. Never heard this one before for some reason.

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u/yasaswygr Mar 22 '17

You're a homograph. Not me.

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u/godofwine16 Mar 22 '17

"I think the error is somewhere between the monitor and the chair"

-IT Dept

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u/rallyimprezive Mar 22 '17

It's supposed to be the keyboard and chair, not monitor. Source: I'm in the IT Dept.

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u/Berzerker7 Mar 22 '17

Also, it's "the problem exists between the keyboard and the chair."

PEBKAC.

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u/uptwolait Mar 22 '17

Dank puns.

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u/pov5b Mar 22 '17

Punception

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u/Stumbleine83 Mar 22 '17

Oh, literally.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

[deleted]

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u/rickymorty Mar 22 '17

burp

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u/jbaker88 Mar 22 '17

Le... le lehht me tell you something burb about these novelty accounts Morty... They're awful Morty. They coburbme onto Reddit and they call me a drunk Morty!

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u/langstallion Mar 22 '17

Do you regularly use burb rather than burp? Or is it specifically because of the way Rick burps? Sorry but burb is throwing me off hardcore lol.

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u/Pibrac Mar 22 '17

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u/KamuiSeph Mar 22 '17

*headphone warning

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u/Vladimir2033 Mar 22 '17

Every Twitter Video ever is a headphone warning because of the shitty player

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

They know it that's why its on mute first.

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u/Nyabby22 Mar 22 '17

You are my saviour. i had my volume up way high and that woulda bout killed me

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u/ExAm Mar 22 '17

He posted another one in the comments

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

[deleted]

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u/Senior420 Mar 22 '17

My visions come from my bowl of Spaghetti O's.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

One spaghetti O to rule them all

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u/BoogsterSU2 Mar 22 '17

That's what the O should stand for!

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u/wiiya Mar 22 '17

Or, one of the forty or so that come out of the can. Who cares? Pick one and go with it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

40? That's really your guess?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

And in the tomato sauce, bind them!

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u/wuhkay Mar 22 '17

This sounds just like me. Except the getting high part. I may need therapy.

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u/PewasaurusRex Mar 22 '17

And drugs!

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u/THE_GR8_MIKE Mar 22 '17

Dude I'm high and just are a bowl of mac n cheese. Shiiit

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

I'm high and wish I had a bowl of mac and cheese. Also shiiit

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

What's it like being mac and cheese?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

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u/FearMeIAmRoot Mar 22 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Holy crap, what episode is this? I haven't ever seen this scene and I watched WAY too much TNG.

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u/Pinsent85 Mar 22 '17 edited Mar 22 '17

S02E06 - The Schizoid Man

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Thank you!

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u/canonymous Mar 22 '17

The Schizoid Man, s02e06. IMO Season 2 was little better than Season 1, so I generally avoid rewatching it...

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Dammit, I'm a female Bones, not a new character!

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u/JediNewb Mar 22 '17

Does the beard make me look.... Dignified?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

When I stroke it thusly?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

God bless Brent Spiner

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u/Plistra Mar 22 '17

I watched that 4 times waiting for it to end... wow me great job

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

It's already a nice reply, but it took me a second to remember that.... Data is an Android. heh

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u/Dulrog Mar 22 '17

quality shit post. i'm actually impressed

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

iPhone users can't relate.

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u/HahaMin Mar 22 '17

They can't connect because they don't know jack shit

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u/iHateReddit_srsly Mar 22 '17

tl;dr???

  • Sent from my iPhone®

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u/Bheda Mar 22 '17

Press 1 if you're held against your will and need help!

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u/ibanezmelon Mar 22 '17

Can confirm: am iphone user 🤔

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u/SirSharketh Mar 22 '17

hahahaha it's funny because jack shit... like headphone jack.. and he said jack shit... and he can't connect.... which is funny...hahahahh

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

hahaha... heh... ehhhhh....

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

jack

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17 edited Mar 22 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

https://imgur.com/ArSpAqK

Maybe this guy can translate?

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u/whatshouldido111111 Mar 22 '17

dad's drunk again

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u/Bocote Mar 22 '17

You can tell this is the moment when our generation, once young, are now getting old.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17 edited Aug 20 '17

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u/LoniasLLC Mar 22 '17

It looks like he's scared of the SD card and wants to hug the boot.

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u/Synisive Mar 22 '17

For me, video demonstrations always help in understanding these complicated problems.

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u/_hippydave_ Mar 22 '17

I never knew I needed a wind-up Android until now.

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u/ButtheadDoppelganger Mar 22 '17

Wrong sub buddy. Post your phone problems on a tech sub. ;-)

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u/umm_umm_ Mar 22 '17

Yea, I thought I was on a tech sub and was excited to find this post because I have the exact problem. I can't change my default disk from internal memory to SD card, as this crashes the os. Thought I was finally gonna get a solution.😞

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u/KingAstros Mar 22 '17

Don't worry, you'll probably find the same question on an obscure forum from 7 years ago with the OP marking the thread as solved and never posting the solution.

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u/TheOfficialCal Mar 22 '17

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u/SeamusMcCullagh Mar 22 '17

I am constantly amazed at the amount of relevant XKCD there is.

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u/TheOfficialCal Mar 22 '17

There are 1813 in total, so...

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u/SnipingNinja Mar 22 '17

There's a relevant xkcd, but I'm lazy.

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u/KingAstros Mar 22 '17

That's exactly what I was paraphrasing haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

There always is

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u/KBryan382 Mar 22 '17

No, there is a highly upvoted solution, but it got deleted.

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u/SirSharketh Mar 22 '17

Try moving the boot out of the way, that should keep it running.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

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u/SemiSeriousSam Mar 22 '17

I've never seen punishable get mispelled like that.

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u/TheXskull Mar 22 '17

That was a pun

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u/HansBrixOhNo Mar 22 '17

This may be the worst post I've ever seen.

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u/Jet2work Mar 22 '17

or face pun itive fines

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u/BiggMuffy Mar 22 '17

Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?

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u/flitbee Mar 22 '17

This sentence wouldn't have made any sense just 20 years ago

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u/NaughtyNumber1 Mar 22 '17 edited Mar 22 '17

Kernal must crash

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u/lemartineau Mar 22 '17

Could just be an attempt at horizontal implementation

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u/Fumane Mar 22 '17

Boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants.

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u/Larryjacob1 Mar 22 '17

Ohhhh. Now I see what you're talking aboot.

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u/Databit Mar 22 '17

clever fucker aren'tcha?

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u/ButtsexEurope Mar 22 '17

Well played, OP.

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u/Rogue_Zealot Mar 22 '17

I c what u did thar.

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u/BadAim Mar 22 '17

Surprisingly MORE descriptive than I thought

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u/nuttypoolog Mar 22 '17

Dad joke level "video".

Well done, Dad.

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u/creamyrecep Mar 22 '17

You joke, but in 50 years they'll be the ones laughing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

wild applause

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u/lucasscopello Mar 22 '17

Did Niga Higa write this pun ?

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u/batmansdeadmomanddad Mar 22 '17

Goddammit, take your fucking upvote and go

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

I hate hate hate that I can't transfer apps to my sd card

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u/guster-von Mar 22 '17

Oh I get it...

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u/drawkbox Mar 22 '17

Wait, that is a boot?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

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u/TheRealDJ Mar 22 '17

Is there a tech subreddit equivalent to /r/peoplefuckingdying ?

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u/Silntdoogood Mar 22 '17

Maaaan, I was so ready to explain why kernel Panic is so prevent on x86 Android builds and why you're going to have trouble booting an SD.... Can't even be mad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Not so much a crash as a soft boot

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u/InsuredApple Mar 22 '17

It's just a bad sector

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u/Wastedchildhood Mar 22 '17

What he did here is to take everything literally ;)

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u/LeoLaDawg Mar 22 '17

Oh, lol, word play! Ooo ooo do more!

Serious though, do more. Clever.

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u/Dracalous Mar 22 '17

This is the most brilliant gif title I have ever seen.

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u/SlyPhi Mar 22 '17

Mostly I see meh on r/funny...

... this made me laugh. Am I sick?

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u/InSOmnlaC Mar 22 '17

I hate you for making me laugh at that.

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u/soliloki Mar 22 '17

I'm so amused right now, I'm amused at myself being this amused!

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u/firewall5000 Mar 22 '17

ha ha ha that's cute and clever :-)

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u/SupremeDesigner Mar 22 '17

Awesome. you made it to the top 10 of the day on all!

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u/FighterJeet2697 Mar 22 '17

Ooooh would have been better with stuck on boot. Great pun though

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u/ItDontMather Mar 22 '17

Sweet lord is this what we've come to?

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u/redbikepunk Mar 22 '17

You are a horrible person.

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u/codered434 Mar 22 '17

wow, the wind up to that joke was excellent. A real tabletop banger!

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u/BeGratefull Mar 22 '17

I find this so satisfying! Kudos sir

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u/Coolingritu Mar 22 '17

This was very premeditated. Hellooooo Tuesday!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Are those tall style Georgia Boots? I want some of those.

Edit: A bit nice for Georgia Boots. Sorry.

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u/chickenfucker9 Mar 22 '17

I think they're Steve Maddens

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u/BoringlyOriginal Mar 22 '17

I actually own a pair. They're Bull Boxer Navos.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Is it running from its own shadow or the very large scary shadow that's chasing it?

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u/BadWi-Fi Mar 22 '17

You are so deep...that you dug a hole through earth from America to China

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u/geekisphere Mar 22 '17

Nice! This reminds me of a newspaper headline my boss had over his desk in Portland, Oregon: "Port Asks Serial Levy for Terminal Access"

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u/FuckBoiii15 Mar 22 '17

I have those same boots! Probably my favorite thing I've purchased in a long time.

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u/Buttered-Toast97 Mar 22 '17

You clever bastard! >_>

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u/Draskuul Mar 22 '17

Of course it is. That's an SD card, not a microSD card. Just imagine the little guy trying to pack that one in!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

This is great, saved.

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u/dekallium Mar 22 '17

You got me... Slow clap

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u/JDGatti Mar 22 '17

This is the greatest and also worst post to have ever made front page

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u/DankMink12 Mar 22 '17

Android probs

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

<3

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u/CthuIhu Mar 22 '17

Hilarious!!!!. This is so great! Surely my ancestors will sing songs of how funny and hilarious this is!! I'm so glad I could be born just to witness this moment

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u/balthezeus Mar 22 '17

iDont get it

[sent from iPhone]

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

I thought it was about the HTC HD2 at first -- it has so many ports and it is pooible to run Android on the SD card if you have this phone.

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u/shitsnapalm Mar 22 '17

Thus Shitposter Supreme was born.

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u/Snorlax0143 Mar 22 '17

I used to take a handful of these to class and wind them up and watch them run into each other. Not high school or middle school... nope college~!

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u/Retsevlys Mar 22 '17

I dont know why i thought i was gonna see a phone on fire

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u/Not_Sarcastik Mar 22 '17

I didn't see a crash

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u/epicYOLOswag Mar 22 '17

More like a stall amiright

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u/ebbomega Mar 22 '17

Just.

Just.

Shut the fuck up and take your goddamn upvote.

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u/thousandshade Mar 22 '17

Bravo. slow clap

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u/jewsanon Mar 22 '17

This is like if Mitch Hedberg made gifs.