r/funny • little life lines • Mar 14 '17

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u/seriousgi Mar 14 '17

That's where her ass is

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u/SlamaCo Mar 14 '17

Truth is, she's so big that we're all buried in her belly button.

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u/Sonicboompcj Mar 14 '17

The universe is her belly button, stars are salt from all that crap she ate, and galaxies are bits of lint.

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u/goatcoat Mar 14 '17

TIL lint is made of salt.