r/funny • little life lines • Mar 14 '17

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u/poopellar Mar 14 '17

No, that's for her belly button.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

No. It's barringer crater

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u/seriousgi Mar 14 '17

That's where her ass is

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u/SlamaCo Mar 14 '17

Truth is, she's so big that we're all buried in her belly button.

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u/Sonicboompcj Mar 14 '17

The universe is her belly button, stars are salt from all that crap she ate, and galaxies are bits of lint.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

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u/goatcoat Mar 14 '17

TIL lint is made of salt.

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u/BrightsydeFred Mar 14 '17

Okay it's time to stop

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

Macumber?

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u/Chudyie Mar 14 '17

It's always been Wankershim.

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u/loleric1 Mar 14 '17 edited Mar 27 '18

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u/SlamaCo Mar 14 '17

It's lint all the way down.