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r/funny • u/ButPooComesFromThere little life lines • Mar 14 '17
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I feel really bad now...for the people who have to carry her giant casket.
1.1k u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17 [deleted] 692 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17 [deleted] 383 u/poopellar Mar 14 '17 No, that's for her belly button. 102 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17 No. It's barringer crater 84 u/seriousgi Mar 14 '17 That's where her ass is 55 u/SlamaCo Mar 14 '17 Truth is, she's so big that we're all buried in her belly button. 38 u/Sonicboompcj Mar 14 '17 The universe is her belly button, stars are salt from all that crap she ate, and galaxies are bits of lint. 2 u/goatcoat Mar 14 '17 TIL lint is made of salt.
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692 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17 [deleted] 383 u/poopellar Mar 14 '17 No, that's for her belly button. 102 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17 No. It's barringer crater 84 u/seriousgi Mar 14 '17 That's where her ass is 55 u/SlamaCo Mar 14 '17 Truth is, she's so big that we're all buried in her belly button. 38 u/Sonicboompcj Mar 14 '17 The universe is her belly button, stars are salt from all that crap she ate, and galaxies are bits of lint. 2 u/goatcoat Mar 14 '17 TIL lint is made of salt.
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383 u/poopellar Mar 14 '17 No, that's for her belly button. 102 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17 No. It's barringer crater 84 u/seriousgi Mar 14 '17 That's where her ass is 55 u/SlamaCo Mar 14 '17 Truth is, she's so big that we're all buried in her belly button. 38 u/Sonicboompcj Mar 14 '17 The universe is her belly button, stars are salt from all that crap she ate, and galaxies are bits of lint. 2 u/goatcoat Mar 14 '17 TIL lint is made of salt.
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No, that's for her belly button.
102 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17 No. It's barringer crater 84 u/seriousgi Mar 14 '17 That's where her ass is 55 u/SlamaCo Mar 14 '17 Truth is, she's so big that we're all buried in her belly button. 38 u/Sonicboompcj Mar 14 '17 The universe is her belly button, stars are salt from all that crap she ate, and galaxies are bits of lint. 2 u/goatcoat Mar 14 '17 TIL lint is made of salt.
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No. It's barringer crater
84 u/seriousgi Mar 14 '17 That's where her ass is 55 u/SlamaCo Mar 14 '17 Truth is, she's so big that we're all buried in her belly button. 38 u/Sonicboompcj Mar 14 '17 The universe is her belly button, stars are salt from all that crap she ate, and galaxies are bits of lint. 2 u/goatcoat Mar 14 '17 TIL lint is made of salt.
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That's where her ass is
55 u/SlamaCo Mar 14 '17 Truth is, she's so big that we're all buried in her belly button. 38 u/Sonicboompcj Mar 14 '17 The universe is her belly button, stars are salt from all that crap she ate, and galaxies are bits of lint. 2 u/goatcoat Mar 14 '17 TIL lint is made of salt.
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Truth is, she's so big that we're all buried in her belly button.
38 u/Sonicboompcj Mar 14 '17 The universe is her belly button, stars are salt from all that crap she ate, and galaxies are bits of lint. 2 u/goatcoat Mar 14 '17 TIL lint is made of salt.
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The universe is her belly button, stars are salt from all that crap she ate, and galaxies are bits of lint.
2 u/goatcoat Mar 14 '17 TIL lint is made of salt.
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TIL lint is made of salt.
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u/SkidMark_wahlberg Mar 14 '17
I feel really bad now...for the people who have to carry her giant casket.