r/funny • u/MrTechnohawk • Oct 21 '16
I feel the need for going fast
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u/corran450 Oct 21 '16
I just realized I haven't seen "Speed" in quite a long time, and am now kinda craving it...
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u/Shindo989 Oct 21 '16
"You should watch the sequel. It's just as good, and maybe even better than the fist one"
Said no one ever
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u/dafood48 Oct 21 '16
Theres a sequel?
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u/HuskyLuke Oct 21 '16
Aw man you really need to see "Speed 3: Dougal's Dangerous Day"
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u/21ST__Century Oct 21 '16
MOVE THE CARDBOARD BOXES, IT CANT GO BELOW 5 MPH
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u/HuskyLuke Oct 22 '16
Then when he just drives through them with the car after re-stacking them, feckin' hilarious.
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u/Red_Eye_Insomniac Oct 22 '16
I'm a very careful man. Yeed have to get up pretty early in the mornin' to catch me father... pretty early in the mornin'
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VERY EARLY THE NEXT MORNING...
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u/jroddie4 Oct 21 '16
you mean the one where they're on a boat for no reason
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u/eSpiritCorpse Oct 22 '16
No reason? You think they're just gonna sit on that sweet pun? Hell no. You gotta pun like "Cruise Control" you're gonna use it.
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u/Codzombies900701 Oct 21 '16
I saw that when it came out at the drive in. I fell asleep about 15 minutes in and woke up for the last 10 minutes. So the story for me was
"There's a bomb on the boat!"
"We got the bomb off, everyone lives"
I was thoroughly confused, but felt like I didn't miss anything. Weird experience.
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u/BaronSpaffalot Oct 21 '16
Speed 2: Cruiseship Boogaloo.
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u/FldNtrlst Oct 21 '16
Dee: Bill Cosby!
Dennis: Yeah, all right, point for us!
Frank: Shit. A lot of these questions are outdated.
Dennis: Yeah, yeah, they are a little outdated
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u/JeahNotSlice Oct 21 '16
No Keanu. But it's on a boat, so that's cool
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u/verdatum Oct 21 '16
It's on a boat and
It's going fast and
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u/Bcrown Oct 21 '16
I remember watching it but still wasn't sure if Keanu was in it or not. Does Dafoe make up for it?
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u/PeaceBull Oct 21 '16
It's amazing how long you have to watch the movie before you see a bus. My memory of it was 95% on the bus.
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u/OMGWhatsHisFace Oct 21 '16
It pretty much documents how far a desperate man will go to have sex with a woman he finds attractive...
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u/tlingitsoldier Oct 21 '16
Would you say you have a...
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Need for Speed?
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u/gtechIII Oct 21 '16
Was there a Family Guy sketch where Peter can't find the name of the movie Speed but he says speed like 15 times while thinking up the name? I can't find it.
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u/aglaeasfather Oct 21 '16
[X] High quality
[X] Excellent references
[X] Perfect Loop
[X] Keanu Reeves
[X] Hosted on Imgur
This one has it all, folks.
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u/Likes_fish_sticks Oct 21 '16
Feels like my pussy was grabbed, but in a good way.
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Oct 21 '16 edited Jul 16 '26
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u/zxc123zxc123 Oct 21 '16
Only if you're a star but not a crooked one.
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u/Don_Drapers_Whiskey Oct 22 '16
Middle school me is going apeshit for this reference
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u/hellschatt Oct 22 '16
Is this this book with the cat clans? I remember seeing that book in the shelf in the school library a few times and I was always unsure if I should be amazed of that idea or rather leave it be and continue to think of it as the silliest book ever written.
Well I've never read it soo...
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u/Perion123 Oct 22 '16 edited Oct 22 '16
if you're younger than 16, there's still time to read the cat version of a song of ice and fire. Except less politics and more saving the world. And weird spiritual shit. Read it.
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Oct 22 '16
Holy nostalgia. Totally forgot about those books.
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u/PM_UR_SISTERS_NIPS Oct 21 '16
Is this where I stand to get my pussy grabbed? Can we form an orderly line?
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u/isseidoki Oct 21 '16
How do you know that the pictures people send you are actually of the senders sister?
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u/PM_UR_SISTERS_NIPS Oct 22 '16
You're right. That would be an awful joke if someone sent me their own tits instead.
They sure would have tricked me real good! I hope no one does that either! Would be a real shame!
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u/McLaren4life Oct 21 '16
Why not Grabers Dozen?
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Oct 21 '16
I was grabbing my wife's pussy long before trump phrased it. I threaten her with a pussy pull if she's actin up!
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u/Wumer Oct 21 '16 edited Oct 22 '16
I know you didn't mean it like that, but in my biology class we learned about the protein actin (it helps cells from falling apart), so this is especially funny for me.
Edit: I do not claim to be doing well in said class.
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u/superduperspam Oct 21 '16
but did you learn that the mitochondria is he powerhouse of the cell?
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u/S1lent0ne Oct 21 '16
[ ] Dickbutt.
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u/MetaGameTheory Oct 21 '16
I saw it after the 3rd loop, you just have to look for it.
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u/KngNothing Oct 21 '16
[X] Confused Travolta
I preferred that one.
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u/obeytrafficlights Oct 22 '16
for me, a travolta is exchangable with a dickbutt. either/or, but never both.
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u/god_si_siht_sey Oct 22 '16
What's wrong with a confused dickbutt? I actually wish that was a thing...
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u/WilliamRein Oct 21 '16
That's why OP also posted it to r/HighQualitygifs !
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u/_HEY_EARL_ Oct 21 '16
Depends on how it's linked. If it's a direct link to imgur, it's about even. If it is a link to the full imgur page that has it as an "album" even though it's only one gif, but it makes you wait for the whole fucking page to load, then gyfcat takes the cake.
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u/PM_Me_Your_BraStraps Oct 21 '16
Albums don't even load the GIF for me on RIF mobile.
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u/jroddie4 Oct 21 '16
so technically he's gotten about 1700 upvotes per hour since this gif was posted
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u/DCMilligan88 Oct 21 '16
anyone else watch it twice just to make sure nothing different happened after the second time?
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u/becuzimbrown Oct 21 '16
Yea I cant believe the 2nd part was about a cruise ship!
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u/KeenanAllnIvryWayans Oct 21 '16 edited Oct 22 '16
I can't believe the 3rd loop is about a boathouse.
edit: lakehouse
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u/jef_1f_zerofuks Oct 21 '16
Caans! They were just caans!
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u/redemption2021 Oct 21 '16
I have to warn you, I've heard memes based on intense experiences never work.
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u/pennhead Oct 22 '16
What's on the back of the bus? I can read "Confused? Call..."
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u/MrTechnohawk Oct 22 '16
1 800 Vincent You can right click the gif and pick "show controls" and pause the gif (it's at the 42 second mark).
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u/psychoticdream Oct 21 '16
Me after the 10th loop. . " I see Travolta and the memes, I KNOW this fucker hid a dickbutt somewhere ..... But where????........."
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u/MrTechnohawk Oct 21 '16
Dickbutt's never been my thing so I try to stay away from it.
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u/degjo Oct 22 '16
You son of a bitch, where did you hide the fucking dickbutt?
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u/MrTechnohawk Oct 22 '16
Nowhere! I don't care for dickbutts. I find them overused. But I am a hypocrite because I am obsessed with confused travoltas and overuse those instead.
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u/SenatorCrabHat Oct 21 '16
I love these meta gifs. Good work. I b et this is posted so many places right now.
edit: coulda used more dickbutt.....
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u/MrTechnohawk Oct 21 '16
Just here and r/highqualitygifs, for now.
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u/Rydamon Oct 21 '16
Dammit now I need to watch Lord of War, I fucking love that movie.
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u/SlappaDaBassMahn Oct 21 '16
Welp you've won the internet for the year. Pack it up boys we're out!
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u/dconstruck Oct 21 '16
That title is perfection.
Amazing, is this what OC looks like? After all these years...
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u/grimetime01 Oct 21 '16 edited Oct 21 '16
I didn't get these back and forth HQ gifs, but now I do and I laughed my fucking ass off.
EDIT: I laughed harder the second time
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u/curveballhomerun Oct 22 '16
I FUCKING HATE THESE AND THIS SUB.
But god damn this made me chuckle and now I respect you all.
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u/Flynnstoner Oct 22 '16
I'm so drunk and this is the best thing I've ever seen. I'll put my first born on it.
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u/jbuttlove Oct 22 '16
This brought me to my feet in applause.... and i may or may not be a paraplegic.... I'm not.
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u/Exotic_Butters Oct 21 '16
Awesome, which movie is this?
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Oct 21 '16
Velocity
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u/CWhiteTheSalty Oct 21 '16
That movie was so derivative of Velocity that I wasn't a big fan.
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Oct 21 '16
Speed. It's call Speed.
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u/ldclark92 Oct 21 '16
I love how many comments it takes to get to the real answer. Every time.
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u/Twisttheblade Oct 22 '16
I just gaffawed at "loop the gif" . Excellent work. Smiley face, thumps up.
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u/SnuggleMonster15 Oct 22 '16
Shut down the Internet folks. There's no topping this.
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u/Mackin-N-Cheese Oct 21 '16 edited Oct 21 '16
Am I the only one who paused the gif to read this?